Berserker Piglet
@berserkerpiglet.bsky.social
Pinball-loving porcine programmer papa with a penchant for plucky playful problem-solving
I’m a lead developer on a thing many people here use. I hope you enjoy it, whatever it is.
I’m a lead developer on a thing many people here use. I hope you enjoy it, whatever it is.
From the scattered details I’ve gathered about your work I worry about your work
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
From the scattered details I’ve gathered about your work I worry about your work
That one took me a minute but well done
21 Verily, the man was afright that he should be discovered so he placed his face in a pan of unsweetened pudding and said “HeLLOOOOO”
21 Verily, the man was afright that he should be discovered so he placed his face in a pan of unsweetened pudding and said “HeLLOOOOO”
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That one took me a minute but well done
21 Verily, the man was afright that he should be discovered so he placed his face in a pan of unsweetened pudding and said “HeLLOOOOO”
21 Verily, the man was afright that he should be discovered so he placed his face in a pan of unsweetened pudding and said “HeLLOOOOO”
lol
In retrospect it was wise for the Bible to leave out the parable of who Mork was, what an alien is and why he was living with a woman not his wife so that He could explain why saying “Nanu Nanu” was funny at the last supper
In retrospect it was wise for the Bible to leave out the parable of who Mork was, what an alien is and why he was living with a woman not his wife so that He could explain why saying “Nanu Nanu” was funny at the last supper
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
lol
In retrospect it was wise for the Bible to leave out the parable of who Mork was, what an alien is and why he was living with a woman not his wife so that He could explain why saying “Nanu Nanu” was funny at the last supper
In retrospect it was wise for the Bible to leave out the parable of who Mork was, what an alien is and why he was living with a woman not his wife so that He could explain why saying “Nanu Nanu” was funny at the last supper
You want me to bring Lazarus back?! <Groucho Marx ‘stache, cigar and glasses> I thought he would never leave…!
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You want me to bring Lazarus back?! <Groucho Marx ‘stache, cigar and glasses> I thought he would never leave…!
Why DON’T they tell you that. That’d be absolutely AMAZING!
No wonder so many people were willing to follow him.
No wonder so many people were willing to follow him.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why DON’T they tell you that. That’d be absolutely AMAZING!
No wonder so many people were willing to follow him.
No wonder so many people were willing to follow him.
At the very least when you got to St Peter if he seemed a bit skeptical you could point to Him and say He owes you a solid
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
At the very least when you got to St Peter if he seemed a bit skeptical you could point to Him and say He owes you a solid
Fair point. But maybe it’s like magic fish rules and I would get a wish
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fair point. But maybe it’s like magic fish rules and I would get a wish
Video of Buffett wishing them specifically a happy birthday and saying that the moon doesn’t actually exist.
I hope these absolute monsters step on Lego bricks every single day of their life
I hope these absolute monsters step on Lego bricks every single day of their life
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Video of Buffett wishing them specifically a happy birthday and saying that the moon doesn’t actually exist.
I hope these absolute monsters step on Lego bricks every single day of their life
I hope these absolute monsters step on Lego bricks every single day of their life
It’s understandable, the Russians truly are masters of their craft when it comes to the theatrical arts
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s understandable, the Russians truly are masters of their craft when it comes to the theatrical arts
Handing Lot’s wife a mirror as she’s fleeing the destruction of Sodom
“Trust me, it’s technically not looking back”
“Trust me, it’s technically not looking back”
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Handing Lot’s wife a mirror as she’s fleeing the destruction of Sodom
“Trust me, it’s technically not looking back”
“Trust me, it’s technically not looking back”
Could you let him die but then CPR him back to life? Does humanity’s salvation work on Final Destination rules?
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Could you let him die but then CPR him back to life? Does humanity’s salvation work on Final Destination rules?
The “no nut November” loophole
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The “no nut November” loophole
Oh agree absolutely
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh agree absolutely
You made me look this up out of curiosity. I’m guessing that car is kind of a model-T type thing which was last produced in 1927. The Sam and Ralph cartoons came from 1952-1962 which would have meant it would have appeared to folks watching like if we were to see a car from the 80s.
That is wild.
That is wild.
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
You made me look this up out of curiosity. I’m guessing that car is kind of a model-T type thing which was last produced in 1927. The Sam and Ralph cartoons came from 1952-1962 which would have meant it would have appeared to folks watching like if we were to see a car from the 80s.
That is wild.
That is wild.
You know that Looney Tune cartoon where they’re punching in at work? It’s like that except we’re passing each other during the shift switch at Silent Hill.
Morning Ing
Morning Ing
Mornin' Ralph; Mornin' Sam. (Ralph Wolf & Sam Sheepdog)
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November 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
You know that Looney Tune cartoon where they’re punching in at work? It’s like that except we’re passing each other during the shift switch at Silent Hill.
Morning Ing
Morning Ing
That’s so weird. I’ve found a few places with it but only the first five episodes.
I may know a guy though…
I may know a guy though…
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
That’s so weird. I’ve found a few places with it but only the first five episodes.
I may know a guy though…
I may know a guy though…
<speaking loudly near one of his lamps> WHAT A PROFOUND STATEMENT TO MAKE ABOUT ONE OF THE MECHANICS OF THE GAME MAGIC: THE GATHERING!
;)
;)
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
<speaking loudly near one of his lamps> WHAT A PROFOUND STATEMENT TO MAKE ABOUT ONE OF THE MECHANICS OF THE GAME MAGIC: THE GATHERING!
;)
;)
<looks to see if he can watch it on YouTube>
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
<looks to see if he can watch it on YouTube>