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Adam Bernot
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Sometimes when I'm running through the woods, I think about the cloud.

SWE @ Google Cloud (posts are my own), @kubernetes.io contributor, @prometheus.io wrangler, speaker at @cncf.io, @gophercon.com, @allthingsopen.bsky.social‬

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Excited to announce I'll be speaking at @allthingsopen.bsky.social! Join me in Raleigh this October to talk about Autoscaling Workloads Effectively in Kubernetes!
June 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is a weird place.
May 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Fun session with @kat.lol, @lookitup.baby, @xander.wtf, and Marly Salazar eating progressively hotter wings!

#KubeCon
April 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
According to @gjtempleton.bsky.social, I'm allowed to claim I'm a member of SIG Autoscaling now. Ask me about Vertical Pod Autoscaling. Let me know up front if you want the response to be timeboxed.

#KubeCon #Kubernetes #SIGAutoscaling
April 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Guess who this quote doesn't belong to?

quoteinvestigator.com/2019/02/27/t...
April 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
@robcube.bsky.social is presenting using sign language with someone speaking aloud to interpret for the hearing audience, then...back into sign language in the bottom left corner of the frame. Plus captions. About interpreting sign language with AI. Lots of translating in this talk.
April 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I'm looking forward to speaking at #KubeCon #CloudNativeCon Europe 2025!

kccnceu2025.sched.com/event/1tx8F/...
February 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
20mg / 5mg = 4
4 * $27 = $4000?
January 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Why are these the options when registering for #KubeCon?

Dear @linuxfoundation.org, please consider adding relevant options, like:
1. "Cloud Developer"
2. "Infrastructure Developer"
3. "I build the cloud. I make it rain."
January 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shake Weight not doing it for you any more? Try the new Ropeless Battle Ropes!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/209...
January 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Okay, there was a lot to digest.
December 9, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I have a confession to make. When I want to microwave something for two and a half minutes, I enter one minute, 90 seconds.
November 28, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Yeah, bring back the buttons! It's really distracting fiddling with a touchscreen while I'm driving.
November 25, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Top <0.1% flexing on the top 0.3%.
November 24, 2024 at 12:31 PM
let offerAmount = 500%;
November 24, 2024 at 1:49 AM
They tell you what's on the shelf.
November 14, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Okay, I'll bite.
November 10, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Wow. @bsky.app surprised and delighted me today. I actually have a choice to enable external media. And granular permissions for sources!
November 3, 2024 at 2:49 PM
November 2, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Looking forward to presenting at the Go West Conference!
October 25, 2024 at 4:50 AM