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the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "it's actually always the trans woman's fault. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

Damn I didn’t know that folx did such a cool box

Train number 2

Train!

My boyfriend is so drunk they’re being Australian lol

Lovely little bunny I saw at work. Also, got pissed on. Again.

I absolutely love that you can percussive maintenance a kids lungs. Probably my favorite skill I’ve learned. Just gotta hit ‘‘em right and they’ll stop dying, it’s wild.

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FUCK I forgot they’re working this morning. I won’t get to cuddle them until I wake up

God this fucking blocking discourse is ass. Please. Block people. It’s better for you and them. It keeps you from seeing their hate and it stops them from seeing your mind melting takes

Instead of @ing people I will continue to sub tweet. Because I hate confrontation. And I’m lazy as fuck. Why would I want to click another button to include someone in a conversation or post that doesn’t matter

Listening to QanonAnonymous is fucking wild. What some random posters on 4chan made up lead me to hearing the my pillow guy talk in court about how much of an asshole a lawyer is, in court

And my boyfriend! I love them, they’re a ray of sunshine in my life. Going from an abusive relationship to a really healthy one is wild. Like holy shit. I can be loved and not constantly belittled? They can see all the silly little things I do and just adore that??? Fucking wild