Benwithjamin
@benwithjamin.com
Always looking for a way to manifest my existential despair.
..or a funny joke. Seeks similar.
https://www.flashes.blue/profile/benwithjamin.bsky.social
..or a funny joke. Seeks similar.
https://www.flashes.blue/profile/benwithjamin.bsky.social
He still thinks his opinion counts.. that’s funny
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
He still thinks his opinion counts.. that’s funny
There’s no romance in olfactory captivity.
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
There’s no romance in olfactory captivity.
How much lasagna will I get?
January 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
How much lasagna will I get?
Hahaha. ‘Finger hole’.
It’s a litmus test. She has the option to pull or not pull. Consider this homework. :-)
It’s a litmus test. She has the option to pull or not pull. Consider this homework. :-)
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Hahaha. ‘Finger hole’.
It’s a litmus test. She has the option to pull or not pull. Consider this homework. :-)
It’s a litmus test. She has the option to pull or not pull. Consider this homework. :-)
So you’ve never whispered softly in her ear ‘pull my finger’ ?
January 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
So you’ve never whispered softly in her ear ‘pull my finger’ ?
Look at his face. What a twat.
January 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Look at his face. What a twat.
Next hurdle.. The Fart.
January 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Next hurdle.. The Fart.
He was compared at work today, to the birthday boy at his party who loses it when another kid wins ‘pass the parcel’.
January 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
He was compared at work today, to the birthday boy at his party who loses it when another kid wins ‘pass the parcel’.
I’m sure if you put that to a referendum ANYWHERE in the world, the public would agree.
January 16, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I’m sure if you put that to a referendum ANYWHERE in the world, the public would agree.
Bill Hicks, Exeter Uni 1992.
January 15, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Bill Hicks, Exeter Uni 1992.
Ahhh.. those were the days.
January 15, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Ahhh.. those were the days.
You should have blocked the app completely until he did something about it, not asked politely and waited. Soft lad.
January 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
You should have blocked the app completely until he did something about it, not asked politely and waited. Soft lad.