Benjamin Wills
@benwills.bsky.social
Marketing/PR/Comms guy. Want Swindon, Chelsea, Philadelphia 76ers and Philadelphia Eagles to win sports matches. Idolise the band Foals. Hot Fuzz quoter.
Would’ve done Pedro for Palmer instead of Delap. Delap is snatching at stuff but at least I know he’s on the pitch.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Would’ve done Pedro for Palmer instead of Delap. Delap is snatching at stuff but at least I know he’s on the pitch.
Right come on then…
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Right come on then…
We’re not the only team to rotate tonight but it just feels like we never take these games seriously. Why is Chalobah at right back? Why is Badiashile in when he’s clearly way off it? Why Gittens over Garnacho?
Was genuinely half-surprised when I saw the XI and didn’t see Jorgensen in goal.
Was genuinely half-surprised when I saw the XI and didn’t see Jorgensen in goal.
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We’re not the only team to rotate tonight but it just feels like we never take these games seriously. Why is Chalobah at right back? Why is Badiashile in when he’s clearly way off it? Why Gittens over Garnacho?
Was genuinely half-surprised when I saw the XI and didn’t see Jorgensen in goal.
Was genuinely half-surprised when I saw the XI and didn’t see Jorgensen in goal.
And that’s game over. Fuck off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
And that’s game over. Fuck off.
Why do I sense an Estevao red here…
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Why do I sense an Estevao red here…
Absolutely clear penalty there that referees have just decided to not give anymore.
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Absolutely clear penalty there that referees have just decided to not give anymore.
Is Badashile pissed?
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Is Badashile pissed?
Absolutely shite start Chels, can’t say that’s not been coming and we’re only five minutes in.
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Absolutely shite start Chels, can’t say that’s not been coming and we’re only five minutes in.
Five players in FPL tonight and three of them are on the bench 😂 😭
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Five players in FPL tonight and three of them are on the bench 😂 😭
Fair play Romero 😂
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fair play Romero 😂
They’ll score now but how have Tottenham turned up to another match and offered absolutely fuck all?
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
They’ll score now but how have Tottenham turned up to another match and offered absolutely fuck all?
Four points from Barcelona and Arsenal can only be a good thing.
Problem is we’ll go and get beat by Leeds now…
Problem is we’ll go and get beat by Leeds now…
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Four points from Barcelona and Arsenal can only be a good thing.
Problem is we’ll go and get beat by Leeds now…
Problem is we’ll go and get beat by Leeds now…
Would’ve taken the draw at kick off reluctantly, would’ve snapped your hand off at half-time. What a shift Chels 💙
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Would’ve taken the draw at kick off reluctantly, would’ve snapped your hand off at half-time. What a shift Chels 💙
We’re down to 10 lads, just cut inside and shoot whenever you get the invite…
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
We’re down to 10 lads, just cut inside and shoot whenever you get the invite…
Oh fuck off, please don’t let Madueke score.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Oh fuck off, please don’t let Madueke score.
Celebrated that goal, ofc, but I’d enjoy it a lot more if I had any faith we’ll see it out.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Celebrated that goal, ofc, but I’d enjoy it a lot more if I had any faith we’ll see it out.
A one-foot trod on the ankle isn’t a red. Just ridiculous how soft this sport is now.
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A one-foot trod on the ankle isn’t a red. Just ridiculous how soft this sport is now.
Here comes Taylor to ruin yet another game against us
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Here comes Taylor to ruin yet another game against us
If Caicedo goes for that this sport is fucking finished
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If Caicedo goes for that this sport is fucking finished
Anthony Taylor [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Anthony Taylor [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]
Fucking hell Estevao that’s gotta be a goal son
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Fucking hell Estevao that’s gotta be a goal son
Paqueta is an actual moron
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Paqueta is an actual moron
Such a shame we didn’t get a fourth there, that was televised bullying.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Such a shame we didn’t get a fourth there, that was televised bullying.
George and Acheampong coming on, we’re taking the piss now loool
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
George and Acheampong coming on, we’re taking the piss now loool