Ben Ward
@benward.uk
Web developer. @bffdotfm radio. Music nerd. Brit in San Francisco. he/him.
San Francisco was scorching today. Lucky we had signs for …shade.
October 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
San Francisco was scorching today. Lucky we had signs for …shade.
Happy birthday you fuck. You colossal prick. You piece of shit. Enjoy your Army birthday party. Bet you wish you’d kept the old bone spurs sick note to skip out on this too, yeah?
June 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Happy birthday you fuck. You colossal prick. You piece of shit. Enjoy your Army birthday party. Bet you wish you’d kept the old bone spurs sick note to skip out on this too, yeah?
I’m inclined to believe Elon since he was there.
June 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m inclined to believe Elon since he was there.
Heh “very disappointed”.
“Elon was once like a son to me, but now he is like one of my sons.”
“Elon was once like a son to me, but now he is like one of my sons.”
June 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Heh “very disappointed”.
“Elon was once like a son to me, but now he is like one of my sons.”
“Elon was once like a son to me, but now he is like one of my sons.”
Google pimping its latest AI a little more literally than they perhaps meant to.
May 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Google pimping its latest AI a little more literally than they perhaps meant to.
Can only read this headline in Parker Posey’s voice. Which given the context I do not feel great about, tbh.
April 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Can only read this headline in Parker Posey’s voice. Which given the context I do not feel great about, tbh.
I enjoy the juxtaposition of these two posts in my timeline:
April 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I enjoy the juxtaposition of these two posts in my timeline:
Apple AI telling scary campfire stories as the rain closes in.
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Apple AI telling scary campfire stories as the rain closes in.
The “after” photo for my bread adventure was also pretty good.
July 19, 2023 at 3:58 PM
The “after” photo for my bread adventure was also pretty good.
Back on baking. First dough with a new starter. Seems to be full of life.
July 18, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Back on baking. First dough with a new starter. Seems to be full of life.
Wearing the official @rusty.todayintabs.com American independence shirt.
July 4, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Wearing the official @rusty.todayintabs.com American independence shirt.
At first glance, I *really* misread the tone of this new “please subscribe” banner on The Guardian.
Like, yeah OK, I am a lazy piece of shit. I'm sorry I haven't achieved enough this year. Fucking hell newspaper, I'm trying my best. There was a pandemic, you know? Wait what?
Like, yeah OK, I am a lazy piece of shit. I'm sorry I haven't achieved enough this year. Fucking hell newspaper, I'm trying my best. There was a pandemic, you know? Wait what?
June 22, 2023 at 10:10 PM
At first glance, I *really* misread the tone of this new “please subscribe” banner on The Guardian.
Like, yeah OK, I am a lazy piece of shit. I'm sorry I haven't achieved enough this year. Fucking hell newspaper, I'm trying my best. There was a pandemic, you know? Wait what?
Like, yeah OK, I am a lazy piece of shit. I'm sorry I haven't achieved enough this year. Fucking hell newspaper, I'm trying my best. There was a pandemic, you know? Wait what?
And now, deployed in the bar. I’m extremely pleased with myself.
May 8, 2023 at 3:50 AM
And now, deployed in the bar. I’m extremely pleased with myself.
Successfully soldering things on a sunny Sunday.
May 8, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Successfully soldering things on a sunny Sunday.
This weekend I made naan! Got those stovetop blistered bubbles and everything.
May 3, 2023 at 3:01 AM
This weekend I made naan! Got those stovetop blistered bubbles and everything.
Combine “spare casters” with “metal shelf” using “scrap wood”. Bit of a point and click adventure Saturday over here.
April 29, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Combine “spare casters” with “metal shelf” using “scrap wood”. Bit of a point and click adventure Saturday over here.