Ben Ward
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Ben Ward
@benward.uk
Web developer. @bffdotfm radio. Music nerd. Brit in San Francisco. he/him.
San Francisco was scorching today. Lucky we had signs for …shade.
October 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Happy birthday you fuck. You colossal prick. You piece of shit. Enjoy your Army birthday party. Bet you wish you’d kept the old bone spurs sick note to skip out on this too, yeah?
June 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m inclined to believe Elon since he was there.
June 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Heh “very disappointed”.

“Elon was once like a son to me, but now he is like one of my sons.”
June 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Google pimping its latest AI a little more literally than they perhaps meant to.
May 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Can only read this headline in Parker Posey’s voice. Which given the context I do not feel great about, tbh.
April 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I enjoy the juxtaposition of these two posts in my timeline:
April 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Huh! Very familiar…
March 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
First Warriors game in a while. #NBA
February 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Apple AI telling scary campfire stories as the rain closes in.
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 AM
The “after” photo for my bread adventure was also pretty good.
July 19, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Back on baking. First dough with a new starter. Seems to be full of life.
July 18, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Wearing the official @rusty.todayintabs.com American independence shirt.
July 4, 2023 at 6:22 PM
At first glance, I *really* misread the tone of this new “please subscribe” banner on The Guardian.

Like, yeah OK, I am a lazy piece of shit. I'm sorry I haven't achieved enough this year. Fucking hell newspaper, I'm trying my best. There was a pandemic, you know? Wait what?
June 22, 2023 at 10:10 PM
This is where I skeet from
May 11, 2023 at 7:08 AM
And now, deployed in the bar. I’m extremely pleased with myself.
May 8, 2023 at 3:50 AM
Complete success!
May 8, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Successfully soldering things on a sunny Sunday.
May 8, 2023 at 12:09 AM
This weekend I made naan! Got those stovetop blistered bubbles and everything.
May 3, 2023 at 3:01 AM
Combine “spare casters” with “metal shelf” using “scrap wood”. Bit of a point and click adventure Saturday over here.
April 29, 2023 at 6:56 PM