This is such a good album.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

He always looks like he's trying to conceal a mason jar lid in his mouth whenver he smiles

Mom-Claude Van Dang: language!

When I do it myself I plug my nose using my thumbs and then use my index fingers to push my ear lids closed. (I learned today that the ear lid is properly called the "tragus.") The cup with the straw has to be sitting on a stable surface. Then you just kind of do it all at once and it will work.

I've had a lot of luck with this procedure:

1. Cup
2. Straw
3. Water
4. Plug your ears and pinch your nose. Get help here if necessary/you are a child
5. Drink the water through the straw while #4 is happening
6. Stop drinking the water
7. Release ears/nose

Your hiccups will stop if you landed it

Or, the world's worst coffee cup

Prehistoric Mar-a-Lago Face

Here are Gary and Gargle. Gary is the dog and Gargle is the cat. They are friends.

Is every single photo on the internet of this woman one where she is holding up one hand? I feel like I have seen this picture or variations of this same picture countless times. It's like the George Conway peeking up through his eyebrows picture. Everywhere. Rant over. I am getting old.

> And yet you live in a society. Curious!

I predict that my oldest son will do exactly this and will say exactly these same words when he is learning to drive. I will peer at him through my suddenly wizened brow and say, "As it was written. Hop out"

Woke never meant anything. It's a tag to slap on something that summons others to pile on to it. Woke was never a concept or a way of life, it is a nearly meaningless accusation that everybody understands the meaning of. Its only value/function is a shared "I hate this/you/y'all" and "Yeah me too!"

I have worked at the AutoZone headquarters in Memphis, TN. You're not really wrong with this. Every Monday the employees must wear either red or gray shirts indicating management or non-management. They must also assemble to deliver the Cheer, which is AUTOZONE spelled out in human-formed letters.

I see he worked in a South Park joke here. Ol' Heironymous was probably chuckling to himself with a little caricature voice in his head, "No, frogbird with hands, that's my pot pie!" Dogbear with nose fangs says, "You know, I learned something today," etc.

My dog is a good dog.