Ben Southwood 🐿️
@bensouthwood.com
He/him. 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ally.
Former mental health nurse, now carer to my three autistic kids.
Writes children’s stories as a hobby.
Synth-pop.
Sci-fi/fantasy.
Dogs & cat.
Forteana.
Burnley F.C.
Doctor Who.
Vegetarian.
English immigrant in Ireland.
Former mental health nurse, now carer to my three autistic kids.
Writes children’s stories as a hobby.
Synth-pop.
Sci-fi/fantasy.
Dogs & cat.
Forteana.
Burnley F.C.
Doctor Who.
Vegetarian.
English immigrant in Ireland.
Yesterday (I think). Tried just now but she legged it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Yesterday (I think). Tried just now but she legged it.
Daft bloomin’ kitten.
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Daft bloomin’ kitten.
When I leave her (I have to sometimes) Agatha plonks herself on the IKEA storage whatnot staring through the door glass, waiting for my return.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When I leave her (I have to sometimes) Agatha plonks herself on the IKEA storage whatnot staring through the door glass, waiting for my return.
They are awful, but can’t help but crack up when the inevitable photo of them being dragged out looking like this surfaces.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
They are awful, but can’t help but crack up when the inevitable photo of them being dragged out looking like this surfaces.
I am become potato. Killer of fluff.
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I am become potato. Killer of fluff.
As well as having the most excellent kitten in the world, I have the two bestest dogs.
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
As well as having the most excellent kitten in the world, I have the two bestest dogs.
That’s the thing with regeneration; you never know what you’re going to get. #doctorwho #cats #kittens
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
That’s the thing with regeneration; you never know what you’re going to get. #doctorwho #cats #kittens
Start them young, that’s what I say.
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Start them young, that’s what I say.
Though her favourite spot to sit is me.
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Though her favourite spot to sit is me.
The new perch in question.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The new perch in question.
Wayne Rooney watching the Liverpool game.
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Wayne Rooney watching the Liverpool game.
Oh, he’s like my Leela. Gorgeous.
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Oh, he’s like my Leela. Gorgeous.
Cat TV on YouTube is a wonderful distraction for Agatha to stop her bitch-slapping me into oblivion for a calming moment.
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Cat TV on YouTube is a wonderful distraction for Agatha to stop her bitch-slapping me into oblivion for a calming moment.
Shane working the camera.
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Shane working the camera.
It was all a ruse to get me back on the sofa.
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It was all a ruse to get me back on the sofa.
IKEA website is down due to the cloudflare issues. Papa wants some Scandinavian storage, get a move on Mr Internet!
Don’t make me pull this face!
Don’t make me pull this face!
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
IKEA website is down due to the cloudflare issues. Papa wants some Scandinavian storage, get a move on Mr Internet!
Don’t make me pull this face!
Don’t make me pull this face!
A bird tweeted outside. Murder face activated.
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
A bird tweeted outside. Murder face activated.
She doesn’t usually face that way.
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
She doesn’t usually face that way.