Threewisebensmom33
@bensmom33.bsky.social
Mom, wife, volunteer, retired attorney, life-long Mets fan, RWRB fan fic writer, BA in History, Masters in Sarcasm.
Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
I guess it's better than fishing it out of the other end.
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I guess it's better than fishing it out of the other end.
In my head I call them reply guys and they look like this:
December 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In my head I call them reply guys and they look like this:
Right or they could start to leave and Shane runs out to the car to stop them.
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Right or they could start to leave and Shane runs out to the car to stop them.
Yeah I think the triangle negates the cool angle.
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yeah I think the triangle negates the cool angle.
Let me know if sunglasses suddenly appear on your face.
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Let me know if sunglasses suddenly appear on your face.
Ok so you should wrap up something
she doesn't like so she learns that maybe she shouldn't unwrap everything.
she doesn't like so she learns that maybe she shouldn't unwrap everything.
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Ok so you should wrap up something
she doesn't like so she learns that maybe she shouldn't unwrap everything.
she doesn't like so she learns that maybe she shouldn't unwrap everything.
So is everything great right now or will it get there eventually? Can you make up your mind on messaging?
December 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
So is everything great right now or will it get there eventually? Can you make up your mind on messaging?
Cool people don't need sunglasses. They just automatically appear.
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Cool people don't need sunglasses. They just automatically appear.
Imagine a set of bongo drums instead of the dreidel and then you will realize how cool he is.
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Imagine a set of bongo drums instead of the dreidel and then you will realize how cool he is.
Oh no, good thing he is doing so well with his day job. 🤣
December 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh no, good thing he is doing so well with his day job. 🤣
Definitely don't need a Department of Education anymore.
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Definitely don't need a Department of Education anymore.
Not sure if it's intentional, but Henry's scarf looks like a fox's tail.
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Not sure if it's intentional, but Henry's scarf looks like a fox's tail.
Come along with a plan that doesn't exist says the Pied Piper.
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Come along with a plan that doesn't exist says the Pied Piper.
The school has been trained that when they call me the first words out of their mouths are "your son is fine."
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The school has been trained that when they call me the first words out of their mouths are "your son is fine."
He will simply demand that parents relabel each gift with a tag that says from Trump.
December 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
He will simply demand that parents relabel each gift with a tag that says from Trump.
They're coming to take you away ha, ha, hee, hee, ho, ho
December 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They're coming to take you away ha, ha, hee, hee, ho, ho
At first I thought it was Bill Hader dressed up like that SNL reporter who hits people with the mic.
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
At first I thought it was Bill Hader dressed up like that SNL reporter who hits people with the mic.