CalebCapybara
@bennycaleb.bsky.social
I’m a six inch tall stuffed animal, retired (unemployed), an awesome father, a fairly good husband to @biscuitbutter, a part time swamp creature, though this has a negative impact on my coat, unlike a real capybara. 🚫 DMs, 🚫 tarts, 🚫 jerks.
Go Ducks 🦆
Go Ducks 🦆
Ah, the soda haiku… I think I know where but I’ll wait til my entire family is in town to find them. My kids have loved this over the years.
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Ah, the soda haiku… I think I know where but I’ll wait til my entire family is in town to find them. My kids have loved this over the years.
Thoughts and prayers.
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Thoughts and prayers.
Yes. 2 in October, Portland and Eugene. That’s all. The pic is from a 75 minute set at 11:30 AM to open a festival. Empty field. It was intended at practice.
August 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Yes. 2 in October, Portland and Eugene. That’s all. The pic is from a 75 minute set at 11:30 AM to open a festival. Empty field. It was intended at practice.
Never go full Rambo
August 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Never go full Rambo
Exceptional shot. Wow.
July 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Exceptional shot. Wow.
My wife does consulting. She couldn’t explain her job job either.
June 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My wife does consulting. She couldn’t explain her job job either.