Bennett The Sage
@bennettthesage.bsky.social
Rampaging through the rest of 2025 like-
November 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Rampaging through the rest of 2025 like-
Came across this beautiful mural of Rick James in his prime.
Yup, sure is Rick James.
Yup, sure is Rick James.
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Came across this beautiful mural of Rick James in his prime.
Yup, sure is Rick James.
Yup, sure is Rick James.
Just turned 36.
One more year, and I can make a Clerks joke.
One more year, and I can make a Clerks joke.
October 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just turned 36.
One more year, and I can make a Clerks joke.
One more year, and I can make a Clerks joke.
Had to travel for school, so I'm staying at my brother's. I think his pets, Barry the Cat and Dan the Dog, like me.
July 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Had to travel for school, so I'm staying at my brother's. I think his pets, Barry the Cat and Dan the Dog, like me.
This is Dan. Dan is a good boy.
July 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This is Dan. Dan is a good boy.
If Gunn's Superman is the most comic book accurate movie, then where was THIS scene? Hmmmmm?!
July 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If Gunn's Superman is the most comic book accurate movie, then where was THIS scene? Hmmmmm?!
I wanted to parody/homage @civvie11.bsky.social with a video game review in his "set", talking about a game that I reviewed back in my Sage Reviews days.
@marcswint.com Did a wonderful job capturing what my cell would look like, had I been sent to the mines, as it were.
@marcswint.com Did a wonderful job capturing what my cell would look like, had I been sent to the mines, as it were.
July 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I wanted to parody/homage @civvie11.bsky.social with a video game review in his "set", talking about a game that I reviewed back in my Sage Reviews days.
@marcswint.com Did a wonderful job capturing what my cell would look like, had I been sent to the mines, as it were.
@marcswint.com Did a wonderful job capturing what my cell would look like, had I been sent to the mines, as it were.
Nephew's birthday is coming up. Guess what he just got into...
May 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nephew's birthday is coming up. Guess what he just got into...
I know Expedition 33 is a "budget" title, but the jank to praise ratio is way too skewed.
Having fun, but this should've been ironed out.
Having fun, but this should've been ironed out.
May 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I know Expedition 33 is a "budget" title, but the jank to praise ratio is way too skewed.
Having fun, but this should've been ironed out.
Having fun, but this should've been ironed out.
I think my friend MIGHT be obsessive about Persona...
May 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I think my friend MIGHT be obsessive about Persona...
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.
April 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.
Had to get a new phone after my old one, seven full years of faithful service, was giving up the ghost.
Wasn't too attached to the phone, but the case features a sticker that I pulled from an Irish bar in Osaka.
Lotta memories imbued in this case. It'll never leave my sight.
Wasn't too attached to the phone, but the case features a sticker that I pulled from an Irish bar in Osaka.
Lotta memories imbued in this case. It'll never leave my sight.
April 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Had to get a new phone after my old one, seven full years of faithful service, was giving up the ghost.
Wasn't too attached to the phone, but the case features a sticker that I pulled from an Irish bar in Osaka.
Lotta memories imbued in this case. It'll never leave my sight.
Wasn't too attached to the phone, but the case features a sticker that I pulled from an Irish bar in Osaka.
Lotta memories imbued in this case. It'll never leave my sight.
Back in 2019, I was in Philly to film a crossover with The Angry Video Game Nerd.
The video never saw the light of day, unfortunately, and it remains the biggest "what if?" part of my entire online video career.
Cool guy, though. We geeked out about old, crappy movies/work place safety videos.
The video never saw the light of day, unfortunately, and it remains the biggest "what if?" part of my entire online video career.
Cool guy, though. We geeked out about old, crappy movies/work place safety videos.
April 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Back in 2019, I was in Philly to film a crossover with The Angry Video Game Nerd.
The video never saw the light of day, unfortunately, and it remains the biggest "what if?" part of my entire online video career.
Cool guy, though. We geeked out about old, crappy movies/work place safety videos.
The video never saw the light of day, unfortunately, and it remains the biggest "what if?" part of my entire online video career.
Cool guy, though. We geeked out about old, crappy movies/work place safety videos.
We now go live to the NL West, and... OH DEAR JESUS!
April 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We now go live to the NL West, and... OH DEAR JESUS!
FFV remains the most tragically underplayed of all the Final Fantasies, considering its contributions to the series. VI remains the fan favorite of the series, just not on my list. IV will always be tops for me personally, and has aged remarkably well, considering the first three.
February 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
FFV remains the most tragically underplayed of all the Final Fantasies, considering its contributions to the series. VI remains the fan favorite of the series, just not on my list. IV will always be tops for me personally, and has aged remarkably well, considering the first three.
FFII is the worst, unsurprisingly. FFIII doesn't get nearly enough crap for its tedious leveling system, dungeon design, and erratic difficulty curve. FFI, even with all its bugs fixed, hasn't aged particularly well, and remains the only game in the franchise where an online guide is kinda necessary
February 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
FFII is the worst, unsurprisingly. FFIII doesn't get nearly enough crap for its tedious leveling system, dungeon design, and erratic difficulty curve. FFI, even with all its bugs fixed, hasn't aged particularly well, and remains the only game in the franchise where an online guide is kinda necessary
Finally got some time, and played me the Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster collection.
After going through the first 6 games for the first time in nearly 20 years, this is my updated, and definitive ranking of the games.
1. FF IV
2. FF VI
3. FF V
4. FF I
5. FF III
6. FF II
After going through the first 6 games for the first time in nearly 20 years, this is my updated, and definitive ranking of the games.
1. FF IV
2. FF VI
3. FF V
4. FF I
5. FF III
6. FF II
February 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Finally got some time, and played me the Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster collection.
After going through the first 6 games for the first time in nearly 20 years, this is my updated, and definitive ranking of the games.
1. FF IV
2. FF VI
3. FF V
4. FF I
5. FF III
6. FF II
After going through the first 6 games for the first time in nearly 20 years, this is my updated, and definitive ranking of the games.
1. FF IV
2. FF VI
3. FF V
4. FF I
5. FF III
6. FF II
2025 has set a land speed record for suck, at least for me personally.
Picking myself up as best I can, trying to climb those stairs.
Picking myself up as best I can, trying to climb those stairs.
January 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
2025 has set a land speed record for suck, at least for me personally.
Picking myself up as best I can, trying to climb those stairs.
Picking myself up as best I can, trying to climb those stairs.
One of the funniest bits of Metal Gear Solid lore is that Big Boss isn't just a nick name, it's an official title handed down by the goddamned president (LBJ), like it was the Congressional Medal of Honor.
Goddamn, I miss MGS.
Goddamn, I miss MGS.
January 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
One of the funniest bits of Metal Gear Solid lore is that Big Boss isn't just a nick name, it's an official title handed down by the goddamned president (LBJ), like it was the Congressional Medal of Honor.
Goddamn, I miss MGS.
Goddamn, I miss MGS.
Friend of mine came back from Japan with a treasure!
December 25, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Friend of mine came back from Japan with a treasure!
Same energy.
December 21, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Same energy.
The exact moment when Deadpool looked like George Dubya.
Also, why does Deadpool and Wolverine spend the entire movie pooping on the Fox Marvel movies, then expect us to get the Nostalgia Weepies with a BTS montage set to fucking Time Of Your Life during the credits.
Also, why does Deadpool and Wolverine spend the entire movie pooping on the Fox Marvel movies, then expect us to get the Nostalgia Weepies with a BTS montage set to fucking Time Of Your Life during the credits.
December 4, 2024 at 3:55 PM
The exact moment when Deadpool looked like George Dubya.
Also, why does Deadpool and Wolverine spend the entire movie pooping on the Fox Marvel movies, then expect us to get the Nostalgia Weepies with a BTS montage set to fucking Time Of Your Life during the credits.
Also, why does Deadpool and Wolverine spend the entire movie pooping on the Fox Marvel movies, then expect us to get the Nostalgia Weepies with a BTS montage set to fucking Time Of Your Life during the credits.
*as Sid Phillips from Toy Story*
It came! It finally came!
It came! It finally came!
December 3, 2024 at 5:32 AM
*as Sid Phillips from Toy Story*
It came! It finally came!
It came! It finally came!
Spent some time in the Redwoods.
Beautiful during the winter, and choc-a-bloc full of kitschy roadside attractions, like The Trees of Mystery here, as was referenced in Gravity Falls.
Beautiful during the winter, and choc-a-bloc full of kitschy roadside attractions, like The Trees of Mystery here, as was referenced in Gravity Falls.
December 2, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Spent some time in the Redwoods.
Beautiful during the winter, and choc-a-bloc full of kitschy roadside attractions, like The Trees of Mystery here, as was referenced in Gravity Falls.
Beautiful during the winter, and choc-a-bloc full of kitschy roadside attractions, like The Trees of Mystery here, as was referenced in Gravity Falls.
Its getting cold at night, better cuddle up with something.
November 27, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Its getting cold at night, better cuddle up with something.