Benjamin Catus
@benjamincatus.bsky.social
God is a Bastard (literally)
- Frontman for Planetary Reset
- Dungeon Master for Weed Cops
- Every other endeavor, I am simply a participant.
- Frontman for Planetary Reset
- Dungeon Master for Weed Cops
- Every other endeavor, I am simply a participant.
If hitting your Penjamin makes you drowsy, who's to say it's not Penadryl?
February 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
If hitting your Penjamin makes you drowsy, who's to say it's not Penadryl?
"Twisty Snake Grip" is the thing to remember for tonight. Ñ
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
"Twisty Snake Grip" is the thing to remember for tonight. Ñ
Gotta say, no other Superbowl halftime show has made me actually be proud to be an American. Bad Bunny legit has given me motivation to be a proper patriot.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Gotta say, no other Superbowl halftime show has made me actually be proud to be an American. Bad Bunny legit has given me motivation to be a proper patriot.
> Sickening sound of bones twisting
> Screaming
> "That's the tastiest pickle I ever heard" -Vlasic Stork - Ben "Big Prostate" Kuiper, 2026
... Nickname decided by @geetzeeb.bsky.social
> Screaming
> "That's the tastiest pickle I ever heard" -Vlasic Stork - Ben "Big Prostate" Kuiper, 2026
... Nickname decided by @geetzeeb.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 AM
> Sickening sound of bones twisting
> Screaming
> "That's the tastiest pickle I ever heard" -Vlasic Stork - Ben "Big Prostate" Kuiper, 2026
... Nickname decided by @geetzeeb.bsky.social
> Screaming
> "That's the tastiest pickle I ever heard" -Vlasic Stork - Ben "Big Prostate" Kuiper, 2026
... Nickname decided by @geetzeeb.bsky.social
"If I'm gonna be miserable, I'd rather be with friends." - Rich Rohlik, 2025
He showed up to the [virtual] One-Shot, despite being sick AF. Honestly a holiday miracle w/ a hell of a life mantra.
He showed up to the [virtual] One-Shot, despite being sick AF. Honestly a holiday miracle w/ a hell of a life mantra.
December 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"If I'm gonna be miserable, I'd rather be with friends." - Rich Rohlik, 2025
He showed up to the [virtual] One-Shot, despite being sick AF. Honestly a holiday miracle w/ a hell of a life mantra.
He showed up to the [virtual] One-Shot, despite being sick AF. Honestly a holiday miracle w/ a hell of a life mantra.
My brother introduced me to Dimension 20 On A Bus™, and I gotta say that Mark's singular goal of supporting a fresh DM is one of the most wholesome things I've seen in my life.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My brother introduced me to Dimension 20 On A Bus™, and I gotta say that Mark's singular goal of supporting a fresh DM is one of the most wholesome things I've seen in my life.
In the spirit of letting Thanksgiving encroach on Christmas:
1. I love my woman for her determination
2. I love my D&D table for their creativity
3. I love my band for the adventures we open up.
The sun will show up more, but take any excuse to be happy in the mean time.
1. I love my woman for her determination
2. I love my D&D table for their creativity
3. I love my band for the adventures we open up.
The sun will show up more, but take any excuse to be happy in the mean time.
December 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
In the spirit of letting Thanksgiving encroach on Christmas:
1. I love my woman for her determination
2. I love my D&D table for their creativity
3. I love my band for the adventures we open up.
The sun will show up more, but take any excuse to be happy in the mean time.
1. I love my woman for her determination
2. I love my D&D table for their creativity
3. I love my band for the adventures we open up.
The sun will show up more, but take any excuse to be happy in the mean time.
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Me: *trying to explain the concept of 'kayfabe' to my D&D group*
Player: Oh, I get it. So like the CIA had really good kayfabe with 9/11?
Player: Oh, I get it. So like the CIA had really good kayfabe with 9/11?
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me: *trying to explain the concept of 'kayfabe' to my D&D group*
Player: Oh, I get it. So like the CIA had really good kayfabe with 9/11?
Player: Oh, I get it. So like the CIA had really good kayfabe with 9/11?
"So... How are the Grandma and the Snake going to overthrow the robutt?" - Ben Hunter-Napier, 2025
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"So... How are the Grandma and the Snake going to overthrow the robutt?" - Ben Hunter-Napier, 2025
Y'all ever test a taser on yourself and find out that you're a ground type pokémon?
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Y'all ever test a taser on yourself and find out that you're a ground type pokémon?
"It's the Heretic vs. The Staples Guy!" - @rebuggy.bsky.social, 2025
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"It's the Heretic vs. The Staples Guy!" - @rebuggy.bsky.social, 2025
"Wow, I am canonically racist... Oof..." - Jayden Hunter, 2025
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Wow, I am canonically racist... Oof..." - Jayden Hunter, 2025
@adamconover.net inspired me, even if I didn't do fantastic. I will take critiques on how to make this better, because I whipped this together very quickly.
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
@adamconover.net inspired me, even if I didn't do fantastic. I will take critiques on how to make this better, because I whipped this together very quickly.
True ADHD is waking up in the middle of the night and spending an entire hour searching for a PS1 game you vaguely remember playing.
September 17, 2025 at 7:58 AM
True ADHD is waking up in the middle of the night and spending an entire hour searching for a PS1 game you vaguely remember playing.
Every post about Kirk's assassination makes me wish that there was a react for this emoji: 😬
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Every post about Kirk's assassination makes me wish that there was a react for this emoji: 😬
For some reason, the Internet wants me to buy a wide knife so that I can make a living by cooking outdoors in Azerbaijan...
September 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
For some reason, the Internet wants me to buy a wide knife so that I can make a living by cooking outdoors in Azerbaijan...
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You know Chump,you can end All
This National Disgrace if you would RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES TODAY CHUMP........
This National Disgrace if you would RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES TODAY CHUMP........
September 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
You know Chump,you can end All
This National Disgrace if you would RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES TODAY CHUMP........
This National Disgrace if you would RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES TODAY CHUMP........
"I don't want to be known as Prison Ben!" - Ben Hunter, 2025
August 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"I don't want to be known as Prison Ben!" - Ben Hunter, 2025
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These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.
July 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.
Bold of James Gunn to canonically make Superman a fan of Ska
July 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Bold of James Gunn to canonically make Superman a fan of Ska
Find someone who has their own radicalization journey alongside yours
June 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Find someone who has their own radicalization journey alongside yours
Last night, I finished DMing the 3rd season of my long term campaign. It ended up being 31 sessions, 10 more than I originally planned, and leaving me with 64 sessions for this whole campaign (starting maybe spring '22?).
I don't know if it should feel like a life accomplishment, but it does...
I don't know if it should feel like a life accomplishment, but it does...
June 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Last night, I finished DMing the 3rd season of my long term campaign. It ended up being 31 sessions, 10 more than I originally planned, and leaving me with 64 sessions for this whole campaign (starting maybe spring '22?).
I don't know if it should feel like a life accomplishment, but it does...
I don't know if it should feel like a life accomplishment, but it does...
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Squote is so much better a term than "ReSkeet"
June 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Squote is so much better a term than "ReSkeet"
"You can always scream..." - Jayden Hunter, 2025
June 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"You can always scream..." - Jayden Hunter, 2025