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Alastair
@benaaronflynn.bsky.social
Skin is Madonna’s best song
Dying at this
January 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
SEASON 3 EPISODE 1 ENDING

WHATTHE FUCKKKKKKKKMMMMNNMKKKKKKK
Leftovers season 2. Insane. ❤️
January 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Leftovers season 2. Insane. ❤️
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I looked like this in 2016.

Yes i reverse age and look better now.
January 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
There is literally nothing more embarrassing of you to only remember bluesky when twitter is down.

Shut the fuck up and get the fuck off of this app, you attention seeking, validation seeking, embarrassment of a person.
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
They made this specifically for @joeorgana.bsky.social
📢 v1.114 is rolling out!

Today, we're expanding access to the Live Now beta to everyone.

This experimental feature lets you add a temporary LIVE badge to your avatar, helping others discover that you're currently live-streaming on Twitch. They can click it to land directly on your stream page.
January 16, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Fridays on Bluesky:
oh that is a full on penis
January 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I am so tired of my life ugh
January 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The way this 1000 word essay has given me the worst anxiety and spiral i have experienced in a while
January 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Being on the internet feels so pointless and bleak. Like modern society is crumbling before us but here’s a thirst trap.

Or I just watched a state sanctioned murder but can you believe Sinners got snubbed at the Golden Globes? Idk
January 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Ugly
Serebii Picture: Box of the LEGO Pokémon Pikachu and Poké Ball set (72152)

www.serebii.net
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I AM UNWELL
Serebii Picture: Box of the LEGO Pokémon Venusaur, Charizard, & Blastoise set (72153)

www.serebii.net
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Now why did the change the credits for season 2 of the Leftovers?
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Athena is an asshole and its unfair that they had a singing challenge after a screaming challenge. #DragRace #RupaulsDragRace
January 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I am sick again.

5th time being sick in the last 2 months
First time it was a normal flu/influenza. It came back right as it was going away. Then I got an UTI. Came back right as it was going away. Now i have both flu and UTI symptoms and I just wanna die
January 9, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I am watching the Leftovers for the first time.

What the fuck is happening lmao
January 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
When are we gonna talk about how Jacob Tierney (director of Heated Rivalry) is hot too
January 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Accepting my faith that i will never ever workout without eating one sugar cube.

Specially after big compound moves, i need my sugar.
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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Iconic
January 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
So i think EVEN the protein isolate whey is making me nauseous and bloated.

What the fuckkk am i supposed to do
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Yeah no someone teach me how to take a mirror gym selfie
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Not my doctor telling me that i should not use my hands at the gym for 6 weeks 💀
Can any gym oomfs share some muscle building tips for someone who is NEVER hungry?

Are mass gainers worth it?

I just slowly started drinking two shakes per day, but other than that i really don’t eat anything during meals.
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Can any gym oomfs share some muscle building tips for someone who is NEVER hungry?

Are mass gainers worth it?

I just slowly started drinking two shakes per day, but other than that i really don’t eat anything during meals.
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Someone used a photo of me with Grok to create something inappropriate - so i started legal action and sent an affidavit immediately.

Never ever posting anything on twitter ever again. And never going public.

And i am hoping this platform gets a private option too.
January 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
first time eating Tajin - is it supposed to make me poop extremely fast?
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM