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Alastair
@benaaronflynn.bsky.social
Skin is Madonna’s best song
I am sick again.

5th time being sick in the last 2 months
First time it was a normal flu/influenza. It came back right as it was going away. Then I got an UTI. Came back right as it was going away. Now i have both flu and UTI symptoms and I just wanna die
January 9, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I am watching the Leftovers for the first time.

What the fuck is happening lmao
January 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
When are we gonna talk about how Jacob Tierney (director of Heated Rivalry) is hot too
January 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Accepting my faith that i will never ever workout without eating one sugar cube.

Specially after big compound moves, i need my sugar.
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Reposted by Alastair
Iconic
January 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
So i think EVEN the protein isolate whey is making me nauseous and bloated.

What the fuckkk am i supposed to do
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Yeah no someone teach me how to take a mirror gym selfie
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Not my doctor telling me that i should not use my hands at the gym for 6 weeks 💀
Can any gym oomfs share some muscle building tips for someone who is NEVER hungry?

Are mass gainers worth it?

I just slowly started drinking two shakes per day, but other than that i really don’t eat anything during meals.
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Can any gym oomfs share some muscle building tips for someone who is NEVER hungry?

Are mass gainers worth it?

I just slowly started drinking two shakes per day, but other than that i really don’t eat anything during meals.
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Someone used a photo of me with Grok to create something inappropriate - so i started legal action and sent an affidavit immediately.

Never ever posting anything on twitter ever again. And never going public.

And i am hoping this platform gets a private option too.
January 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
first time eating Tajin - is it supposed to make me poop extremely fast?
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Did gym after a month (thanks seasonal flu)
January 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
America and Israel are terrorist states of the world. What's even worse is that they can get away with whatever they do.
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Priyanka’s song was awful.

PM’s drag is so lazy that im not even sure if its drag anymore. Lazy and ugly.

PM did win that lip sync tho.
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
No seriously how do i find guys like Scott Hunter - i am still not over it.
January 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Lip reveal cause i trimmed my beard
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
In cant stop yearning, help
A Scott Hunter Kiss 🫦 François Arnaud in series HEATED RIVALRY
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Ginger Minj should just shut the fuck up at this point lmao
January 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM
God François Arnaud is so hot
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
@tonythebaguette.bsky.social oomf did this for me omgggg
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I am from the future, its 2026 here and it says that everyone should send me their hogs, i did not make this rule so you should oblige
December 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
For 2026 I want to take more thirst traps
December 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I really am just liking and reposting everything about Heated Rivalry and giggling and kicking my feet
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Jokes aside i am so genuinely happy for all of the discourse and community heated rivalry has created. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. We need more shit like this.
December 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Happy Christmas oomfies ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM