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Ben
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I work in a factory.
spare the post, spoil the rock
January 21, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I'm pretty new to therapy, is it good when your therapist ends every session with a deep, harrowed sigh?
January 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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No War for Oil! US out of Venezuela! Rally today SW 10th and Burnside 3:30 pm
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Ah, more of the same I see
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Make it harder to become homeless, not harder to be homeless
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE"
opb.org OPB @opb.org · Oct 23
The Blazers went ahead 46-40 midway through the second quarter on Kris Murray’s 3-pointer. But the Timberwolves rallied behind guard Anthony Edwards' 41 points to take the season opener. To make matters worse, Portland coach Chauncey Billups was arrested in a federal gambling probe.
Trail Blazers lose their lead and season opener as Timberwolves rally behind Edwards’ 41 points for 118-114 win
Anthony Edwards had 41 points and the Minnesota Timberwolves rallied in the fourth quarter for a 118-114 season-opening win over the Portland Trail Blazers.
www.opb.org
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
October 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Occurred to me last night that the blazers have won every game my kid's ever attended. I think it follows logically that if we want to win a championship, someone's going to need to buy us season tickets...
October 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
*makes a dumb mistake at work*

Coworker: Mind somewhere else, huh?

Me: haha yeah, I guess so

My mind: I wonder if Jennifer Coolidge is on Cameo?
July 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Preschool For All was such a huge win, benefits everybody, was supported by 2/3rds of the county, and is paid for by a marginal tax that effects less than 10% of residents. This attempt to overturn it by Democrats at the state level is absolutely despicable.
June 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
June 13, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The Rehearsal (2025)
June 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Amelia Bedelia should have a cousin named Emilio Bedelio
June 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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I'm halfway through The Rehearsal finale. Let me be clear that I love Nathan Fielder but also he should be illegal.
May 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I was wondering to myself why I've felt so exhausted today and then saw the time I posted this last night (3am)
I'm catching up on The Rehearsal, and after over a decade of this guy's shows, the voiceover "look, what you're about to witness is going to seem weird" made me laugh out loud all on its own. The sequence that follows is maybe the hardest I've ever laughed at a piece of media.
May 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wait...
May 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'm catching up on The Rehearsal, and after over a decade of this guy's shows, the voiceover "look, what you're about to witness is going to seem weird" made me laugh out loud all on its own. The sequence that follows is maybe the hardest I've ever laughed at a piece of media.
May 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I've lived just outside of Portland my entire life and somehow I still am a little surprised and excited every time it's clear enough to see Mount St. Helens
May 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
May 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I've been coming back to this clip lately when I need a quick pick-me-up
MONSTER SCREEN.
EZ MIDDY.
March 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My 2 year old got a brand new carton of eggs out of the fridge and managed to smash all but two of them before we noticed. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I am financially ruined
February 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
December 5, 2024 at 7:27 PM
If you're looking for some holiday melancholy tidal.com/track/333604...
ITSAWAR - Holly Jolly Christmas
Listen to Holly Jolly Christmas on your streaming service
tidal.com
December 4, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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🇰🇷❗️
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Alligator to Boxer to High Violet to Trouble Will Find Me is such an incredible run of albums
November 27, 2024 at 8:40 PM