Unsanctioned Buffoonery
@bemopolis.bsky.social
Get your toothbrush and whatever.
Uncollapsing my opera hat in mourning
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Uncollapsing my opera hat in mourning
Canada’s entire existence is justified by Cordell Barker’s “The Cat Came Back”
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Canada’s entire existence is justified by Cordell Barker’s “The Cat Came Back”
Still a more successful career than his twin brother Mitchell.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Still a more successful career than his twin brother Mitchell.
During my entire tenure as Elementary School Milk Monitor the storage unit was always paper
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
During my entire tenure as Elementary School Milk Monitor the storage unit was always paper
The rarely-seen SIX O’CLOCK FOLLIES appearance. Just like the series itself.
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The rarely-seen SIX O’CLOCK FOLLIES appearance. Just like the series itself.
Nosepiercer
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nosepiercer
“Hey Jean-Luc, make it slow!”
*levels out of a 200 foot ramp drop straight into bat’leth exhibit*
*levels out of a 200 foot ramp drop straight into bat’leth exhibit*
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Hey Jean-Luc, make it slow!”
*levels out of a 200 foot ramp drop straight into bat’leth exhibit*
*levels out of a 200 foot ramp drop straight into bat’leth exhibit*
I have just the vehicle for that
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have just the vehicle for that
“Disruptions in the supply chain have disproportionately hit the Arctic region.”
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“Disruptions in the supply chain have disproportionately hit the Arctic region.”
Steering clear of the 41 Shots target shooting booth
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Steering clear of the 41 Shots target shooting booth
Also the person who checked me out was named Icarus. I couldn’t tell whether it was a 14-year-old boy or a short lesbian in her 30s, but either way, good luck with that name.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Also the person who checked me out was named Icarus. I couldn’t tell whether it was a 14-year-old boy or a short lesbian in her 30s, but either way, good luck with that name.
I envy his dad rn
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I envy his dad rn
YOU HAVE MY AXE*
*and by “axe” I mean “guitar”**, fuck that a capella shit
**also I have an axe, to chop up some motherfuckers
*and by “axe” I mean “guitar”**, fuck that a capella shit
**also I have an axe, to chop up some motherfuckers
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
YOU HAVE MY AXE*
*and by “axe” I mean “guitar”**, fuck that a capella shit
**also I have an axe, to chop up some motherfuckers
*and by “axe” I mean “guitar”**, fuck that a capella shit
**also I have an axe, to chop up some motherfuckers
The Poster’s Curse
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The Poster’s Curse
Tired: Theme song with the title of the sitcom in it
Wired: A Globetrotter literally saying Hello to Larry
Wired: A Globetrotter literally saying Hello to Larry
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tired: Theme song with the title of the sitcom in it
Wired: A Globetrotter literally saying Hello to Larry
Wired: A Globetrotter literally saying Hello to Larry
But it helped him detect Suspicious Minds
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
But it helped him detect Suspicious Minds
“Quiet, pigskinny.”
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“Quiet, pigskinny.”
“No man can teach me.”
“I am no man.”
“I am no man.”
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“No man can teach me.”
“I am no man.”
“I am no man.”
Not surprised, one “here’s mud in your eye” and this guy’s blind drunk
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Not surprised, one “here’s mud in your eye” and this guy’s blind drunk
Most of the budget will go into prosthetic ears
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Most of the budget will go into prosthetic ears