Joseph Burton
@bellyflop.bsky.social
Houston sports + Texas A&M.
Minneapolis, MN now.
Minneapolis, MN now.
The militants turned startled
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The militants turned startled
No Walk Hard, no Step Brothers, Blazing Saddles way at the bottom, list is terrible.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
No Walk Hard, no Step Brothers, Blazing Saddles way at the bottom, list is terrible.
The government can't tell you to put on a mask, but apparently can tell you to put on a suit.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The government can't tell you to put on a mask, but apparently can tell you to put on a suit.
Great googa mooga look at that rack!
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Great googa mooga look at that rack!
Oh god now I am imagining an avocado based Third Impact where Ryan determines the fate of humanity.
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh god now I am imagining an avocado based Third Impact where Ryan determines the fate of humanity.
Turns out every successful kicker was handpicked by Peter Theil to siphon money from ESPN.
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Turns out every successful kicker was handpicked by Peter Theil to siphon money from ESPN.
Its nuts! This is my backyard!
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Its nuts! This is my backyard!
Reveille has an eyepatch now. All old curses are canceled.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reveille has an eyepatch now. All old curses are canceled.
Godot shows up and gives this speech?
a man in a top hat and bow tie is standing in front of a blue light .
ALT: a man in a top hat and bow tie is standing in front of a blue light .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Godot shows up and gives this speech?
Get my man a chainsword and a white assault bike pronto.
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Get my man a chainsword and a white assault bike pronto.
Look at this. You know you want it.
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Look at this. You know you want it.
I don't know, the Emperor never hung 63 on Illinois.
November 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I don't know, the Emperor never hung 63 on Illinois.
Gremlins 2 is one of the rare sequels that is better than the original
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Gremlins 2 is one of the rare sequels that is better than the original
Dad got (virtual) hands
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Dad got (virtual) hands
Technically he didn't?
October 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Technically he didn't?
We gotta keep cloning this one like its Big Boss from Metal Gear.
October 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We gotta keep cloning this one like its Big Boss from Metal Gear.
Tell them it was me.
October 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Tell them it was me.
