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Bellmo The Rocket Grunt
@bellmothegreat.bsky.social
A guy from Australia spreading the glory of Team Rocket however I can. 😈

Oh and no minors! This is an 18+ page!
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hey at least she’s not talking in Gen Z or Brainrot slang. The thought of any of my islanders doing THAT just… *shivers.*
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Loading up Disney + tonight and seeing a movie from a rival animation studio that Disney doesn’t own (yet) and is the movie that pokes fun at a lot of tropes from classic Disney movies was so bizarre I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming lol.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I’m sure this type of mask did exsist at one point, Sucker Punch does do there research with these games, but god dam this particular one just looks REALLY ugly! It wouldn’t even look that bad if it wasn’t for the “beard” attached to it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me after seeing Trish for the first time as a child playing Devil May Cry.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Gorons in Ocarina of Time: Crayons are yum yum.

Gorons in Twilight Princess: I KILLED 50 MEN WHILE IN PRISON!!!
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Anytime someone asks me why I don't drink the water anytime I visit Hyrule I have to remind them that 100 years ago all the water in that land basically flowed though this guys ass.

So glad they created a proper throne for any ruling Zora monarchs nowadays!
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Not even an hour into Ghost of Yotei and I have already fallen into my old habits from Tsushima of fucking around in photo mode more than I should have lol.
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
And just like that, I’ve indirectly given my room a Dorfic inspired make over thanks to one of my fellow islanders.

Which I am more than happy to have gotten as someone who lives off 2000’s asthetics!
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Orville vs the cooler Orville.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
POV: Your my Cinderances bottom sub. XD
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Maybe next time Thayla will learn better than to try and raid a hydra infested cave for tresrue because now, she is a part of that hydra.
Via being hypnotized and transformed via latex into one of it's heads heh heh.

YCH by @hypnosiswolf.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The "just because they are different from the later games in the series does NOT mean they aren't still worth checking out and giving a try to see what said franchise was like starting out" starter pack.

I really don't like the term "first game syndrome" if you couldn't tell lol.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Man, I forgot just how "drone coded" some of the armor sets in Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart look. Would wear and be hypnotized in these drone looking uniforms.

... Which considering this game deals with the multiverse anyway I, Shantae and NiGHTS probably already are drones of this style lol. @.@
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
One of my favorite Zelda girls who sadly isn't cannon to the mainline series though I wish she was, Linkle from Hyrule Warriors Legends as one of my Precursor Drones learning the hard way not everything that looks like fancy armor actually is armor lol.

Comm by @rakuma-art.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They updated the shine on her tiara and ear rings, something I didn't actually catch last night. So yeah, this is Team Rubber Rocket Shantae Definite Edition. ;D
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Once more I've turned the Half Genie Hero Wife of mine into the opposite of a hero. A latex clad member of Team Rocket.
So glad my wife ~~was easy to brainwash~~ came to her senses and realized how much better being apart of Team Rocket was. 😈

Comm by @creatorworld.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
But… but my grey thing doesn’t have purple buttons. It only has piss, blood, puke and water buttons. Does this mean I can’t play the game now? Do I need to buy another controller? I haven’t been this confused since I was told to press the any key. 😭
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I think I finally understand why everyone hates the 2015 Fantastic Four. Because Reed Ritchers is a phycopath who uses a bunch of Nintendo 64’s for one of his experiments, one of those being a red translucent one! You monster! Play those things! Don’t use one of my fav consoles like this!!! 😭
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Super Paper Mario will forever remain the best game in the series for me just for this one singular line! It has not aged a day and has for better or worse become even more relevant in the current age.💗💗💗
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The hell does Evidence Based Ingredients even mean anyway!? What did they raid the local police station and steal stuff from the evidence locker? XD
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Man, the 2017 IT movie is a dam good film. I wonder how faithful of an adaptation it is to the original book it's based... (learns about how in the original book the 11 YEAR OLD KIDS RANDOMLY HAVE AN ORGY IN THE SEWER OH GOD NO! NO! WHY THE FUCK IS THAT AN ACTUAL THING IN THE ORIGINAL STORY!?)
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Dear Travelers Tales;
Add Codpiece to LEGO Batman Legacy of the Dark Knight you cowards!

From, Bellmo.
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hoodwinked has got to be my favorite "made on a gas station budget" movie from my childhood! Seriously, anything I think about this film, I have to remind myself that yes it actually was real and not just one of my crazy dreams lol.
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Me: Still doesn't have the "I Read You Like A Book" achievement in the official HD release of Devil May Cry because of how tedious it is to unlock because of how hyper specific some enemy files are to unlock.

Also me playing the original PS2 version with RetroAchivments turned on:
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM