Bee Worse
@beeworse.bsky.social
I spilled honey all over myself :(
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Bee Worse
@beeworse.bsky.social
· Jun 5
A haiku:
It’s two-thousand two,
Aww skeet skeet mother fucker,
Aww skeet skeet goddamn.
It’s two-thousand two,
Aww skeet skeet mother fucker,
Aww skeet skeet goddamn.
I would feel a lot better if I could just watch the president do a quick long devision problem for me. I'm not saying he can or can't - I would just feel better.
December 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I would feel a lot better if I could just watch the president do a quick long devision problem for me. I'm not saying he can or can't - I would just feel better.
This is going to sound like some hippy shit but I genuinely wish there was a quantifiable way to exactly measure the evil you're doing with each purchase.
Next to the price I want a number that tells me how much harder it's going to be to get into heaven.
Next to the price I want a number that tells me how much harder it's going to be to get into heaven.
December 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is going to sound like some hippy shit but I genuinely wish there was a quantifiable way to exactly measure the evil you're doing with each purchase.
Next to the price I want a number that tells me how much harder it's going to be to get into heaven.
Next to the price I want a number that tells me how much harder it's going to be to get into heaven.
I don’t think I’m in the Epstein files but a preemptive “my bad” if I am.
December 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I don’t think I’m in the Epstein files but a preemptive “my bad” if I am.
Don’t: ask me to sign up for an account via email or do two factor authentication
Do: just let my shit be insecure, I don’t care if my free wordle account gets hacked
Do: just let my shit be insecure, I don’t care if my free wordle account gets hacked
December 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Don’t: ask me to sign up for an account via email or do two factor authentication
Do: just let my shit be insecure, I don’t care if my free wordle account gets hacked
Do: just let my shit be insecure, I don’t care if my free wordle account gets hacked
Rush Limbaugh wasn't racist - his best lungs were black.
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Rush Limbaugh wasn't racist - his best lungs were black.
Let's just all tank our credit scores together and be done with this nonsense
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Let's just all tank our credit scores together and be done with this nonsense
I had a therapist respond to my intro with “oof” and goddamn if that’s not the best and only comforting response I’ve ever received from therapy.
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I had a therapist respond to my intro with “oof” and goddamn if that’s not the best and only comforting response I’ve ever received from therapy.
As a society we really need to hone in on that middle ground between bullying and “don’t worry king, that tattoo of your waifu on your arm looks great”
October 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
As a society we really need to hone in on that middle ground between bullying and “don’t worry king, that tattoo of your waifu on your arm looks great”
There's something admirable about Ben Shapiro. Most alt-right internet freaks use the whole "Media is too woke" grift as a stepping stone to relevance before pursuing dumb legislative goals or access to the white house whereas my man Ben has remained laser focused on looking for gays in cartoons.
October 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
There's something admirable about Ben Shapiro. Most alt-right internet freaks use the whole "Media is too woke" grift as a stepping stone to relevance before pursuing dumb legislative goals or access to the white house whereas my man Ben has remained laser focused on looking for gays in cartoons.
I’m really happy to see that in these divided times we’ve been able to effectively communicate how much of an ecological threat lantern flies are and come together to stomp them out. Having said that they’ve clearly won.
October 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m really happy to see that in these divided times we’ve been able to effectively communicate how much of an ecological threat lantern flies are and come together to stomp them out. Having said that they’ve clearly won.
I hate the incest jokes people make about Kentucky. We don’t have any higher rates of incest than anyone else, that’s just what babies look like when breast-milk is 2% fentanyl
September 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I hate the incest jokes people make about Kentucky. We don’t have any higher rates of incest than anyone else, that’s just what babies look like when breast-milk is 2% fentanyl
Hunter Biden was born Feb 1970 meaning there’s a decent chance that Joe was getting stroked silly at Woodstock
September 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hunter Biden was born Feb 1970 meaning there’s a decent chance that Joe was getting stroked silly at Woodstock
Did da Vinci really invent all that shit or was he just the only one who could draw well
September 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Did da Vinci really invent all that shit or was he just the only one who could draw well
Gay featherless biped be holdn’ a man
August 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Gay featherless biped be holdn’ a man
Your screen time is down 18% this week averaging 9.4 hours a day
Me: Nice
Me: Nice
August 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Your screen time is down 18% this week averaging 9.4 hours a day
Me: Nice
Me: Nice
Driving sober is so normie shit
August 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Driving sober is so normie shit
An alternate reality where the conspiracy theory that the Jewish people were warned not to show up to work on 9/11 is true but because it’s an office building in lower manhattan the only casualties were 7 Italian contractors
August 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
An alternate reality where the conspiracy theory that the Jewish people were warned not to show up to work on 9/11 is true but because it’s an office building in lower manhattan the only casualties were 7 Italian contractors
Society grows when old men slash estates taxes for inheritances they will never spend on cocaine
July 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Society grows when old men slash estates taxes for inheritances they will never spend on cocaine
One day, you put your Aunt Jemima syrup bottle down and never picked it up again
June 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
One day, you put your Aunt Jemima syrup bottle down and never picked it up again
You all endlessly bitched because tech support had accents and were clearly lying when they said their name was "Steve" or whatever but now all we got are these awful AI support lines that won't connect you with a rep unless you navigate the conversational flowchart perfectly Fuck y'all I miss Steve
June 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You all endlessly bitched because tech support had accents and were clearly lying when they said their name was "Steve" or whatever but now all we got are these awful AI support lines that won't connect you with a rep unless you navigate the conversational flowchart perfectly Fuck y'all I miss Steve
A haiku:
It’s two-thousand two,
Aww skeet skeet mother fucker,
Aww skeet skeet goddamn.
It’s two-thousand two,
Aww skeet skeet mother fucker,
Aww skeet skeet goddamn.
June 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
A haiku:
It’s two-thousand two,
Aww skeet skeet mother fucker,
Aww skeet skeet goddamn.
It’s two-thousand two,
Aww skeet skeet mother fucker,
Aww skeet skeet goddamn.
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I don't think we had enough time laugh at the dog-shit AI videos. Can we turn back the progress a little so we can keep making fun of the Will Smith spaghetti videos?
May 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I don't think we had enough time laugh at the dog-shit AI videos. Can we turn back the progress a little so we can keep making fun of the Will Smith spaghetti videos?
I found my perfect match on bumble but then I saw that they didn't have human rights as one of their interests 😕
May 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I found my perfect match on bumble but then I saw that they didn't have human rights as one of their interests 😕