Beeves, but over here
@beevesoftime.bsky.social
Yes the one from tiktok
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*slaps roof* yep I rebuilt this baby so now she runs on just pure feminine rage
*gazes somberly into window* she is very, very tired
*gazes somberly into window* she is very, very tired
Me at 35: damn, did I misspend my youth? Are my flirty glory days behind me? Am I pretty anymore??
The hottest people I’ve ever seen in my life: *in their 40s*
The hottest people I’ve ever seen in my life: *in their 40s*
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Me at 35: damn, did I misspend my youth? Are my flirty glory days behind me? Am I pretty anymore??
The hottest people I’ve ever seen in my life: *in their 40s*
The hottest people I’ve ever seen in my life: *in their 40s*
Second puberty is so real y’all
Every man my age that I know is spiraling off the fucking rails
Every man my age that I know is spiraling off the fucking rails
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Second puberty is so real y’all
Every man my age that I know is spiraling off the fucking rails
Every man my age that I know is spiraling off the fucking rails
I do not like how readily companies are throwing around the word “fraud”
🏢: Sorry, your paperwork was rejected because of… the ink color maybe? We won’t tell you why. Anyways now you’re flagged to our fraud department.
😟: Holy shit. Am I being accused of fraud?
🏢: No we just like saying “fraud.”
🏢: Sorry, your paperwork was rejected because of… the ink color maybe? We won’t tell you why. Anyways now you’re flagged to our fraud department.
😟: Holy shit. Am I being accused of fraud?
🏢: No we just like saying “fraud.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I do not like how readily companies are throwing around the word “fraud”
🏢: Sorry, your paperwork was rejected because of… the ink color maybe? We won’t tell you why. Anyways now you’re flagged to our fraud department.
😟: Holy shit. Am I being accused of fraud?
🏢: No we just like saying “fraud.”
🏢: Sorry, your paperwork was rejected because of… the ink color maybe? We won’t tell you why. Anyways now you’re flagged to our fraud department.
😟: Holy shit. Am I being accused of fraud?
🏢: No we just like saying “fraud.”
Every year I make two full thanksgiving dinners and bring them to each of my respective parents’ houses, still hot, like it’s nothing — this has been a brag, thank you for reading
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Every year I make two full thanksgiving dinners and bring them to each of my respective parents’ houses, still hot, like it’s nothing — this has been a brag, thank you for reading
It’s thanksgiving at dad’s house which means it’s time to watch Old Man Remembers War
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It’s thanksgiving at dad’s house which means it’s time to watch Old Man Remembers War
“Why doesn’t she dress up for me anymore waaaa”
Where are you taking her that she would get dressed up for?
Think a whole thought dumbass
Where are you taking her that she would get dressed up for?
Think a whole thought dumbass
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“Why doesn’t she dress up for me anymore waaaa”
Where are you taking her that she would get dressed up for?
Think a whole thought dumbass
Where are you taking her that she would get dressed up for?
Think a whole thought dumbass
Love is work, but it is joyous work. It nourishes you. There will be days when you can’t do it as well as you’d like, but you rest, and you heal, because you are eager to get back to the work of love.
Don’t you dare ever settle for someone who resents the work of loving you.
Don’t you dare ever settle for someone who resents the work of loving you.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Love is work, but it is joyous work. It nourishes you. There will be days when you can’t do it as well as you’d like, but you rest, and you heal, because you are eager to get back to the work of love.
Don’t you dare ever settle for someone who resents the work of loving you.
Don’t you dare ever settle for someone who resents the work of loving you.
Are you “bragging” or are you giving yourself the recognition you aren’t getting from anyone else?
People who love you will be excited to hear what you’ve accomplished
People who love you will be excited to hear what you’ve accomplished
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Are you “bragging” or are you giving yourself the recognition you aren’t getting from anyone else?
People who love you will be excited to hear what you’ve accomplished
People who love you will be excited to hear what you’ve accomplished
Friend: gets a spam call while we’re hanging out
My anxiety: “was that the hospital? Are you dead?”
My anxiety: “was that the hospital? Are you dead?”
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Friend: gets a spam call while we’re hanging out
My anxiety: “was that the hospital? Are you dead?”
My anxiety: “was that the hospital? Are you dead?”
I hate gay Halloween but I love hay cuffing season you bitches are all so cute together
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I hate gay Halloween but I love hay cuffing season you bitches are all so cute together
Do you think men sent women out into seclusion while they were menstruating because they realized women’s periods were syncing up and they were afraid periods were contagious
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Do you think men sent women out into seclusion while they were menstruating because they realized women’s periods were syncing up and they were afraid periods were contagious
I’m putting money down now that within the next year girls are going to become insecure about having “AI face,” features considered too similar to the yassified generic Adriana Lima face that the robots have assumed is peak, expected default feminine beauty
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I’m putting money down now that within the next year girls are going to become insecure about having “AI face,” features considered too similar to the yassified generic Adriana Lima face that the robots have assumed is peak, expected default feminine beauty
Your soulmate is not buried under a coy, disinterested exterior. Your soulmate is absurdly delighted to talk to you, immediately.
Don’t spend your time digging. Spend your time building yourself, and your people will see it and come running.
Don’t spend your time digging. Spend your time building yourself, and your people will see it and come running.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Your soulmate is not buried under a coy, disinterested exterior. Your soulmate is absurdly delighted to talk to you, immediately.
Don’t spend your time digging. Spend your time building yourself, and your people will see it and come running.
Don’t spend your time digging. Spend your time building yourself, and your people will see it and come running.
We’re not the only species with homosexuality but we are, as far as I know, the only species with homophobia
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We’re not the only species with homosexuality but we are, as far as I know, the only species with homophobia
Some guy: “is this Tool?”
Me: no it’s traditional Mongolian music
Guy: “oh it reminds me of Tool, they sample music like this. I like them cause they’re really innovative you’ll hear rhythms you won’t hear anywhere else.”
Me: Anywhere else other than… the music they sample?
Me: no it’s traditional Mongolian music
Guy: “oh it reminds me of Tool, they sample music like this. I like them cause they’re really innovative you’ll hear rhythms you won’t hear anywhere else.”
Me: Anywhere else other than… the music they sample?
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Some guy: “is this Tool?”
Me: no it’s traditional Mongolian music
Guy: “oh it reminds me of Tool, they sample music like this. I like them cause they’re really innovative you’ll hear rhythms you won’t hear anywhere else.”
Me: Anywhere else other than… the music they sample?
Me: no it’s traditional Mongolian music
Guy: “oh it reminds me of Tool, they sample music like this. I like them cause they’re really innovative you’ll hear rhythms you won’t hear anywhere else.”
Me: Anywhere else other than… the music they sample?
“Release the Epstein files!”
Why?
“Because then we’ll finally have proof that DJT is exactly the kind of person we could all assume he is”
And this would… do what exactly?
“Alienate his base!!”
… the people who think Joe Biden made a hurricane with lasers? You think they care about evidence?
Why?
“Because then we’ll finally have proof that DJT is exactly the kind of person we could all assume he is”
And this would… do what exactly?
“Alienate his base!!”
… the people who think Joe Biden made a hurricane with lasers? You think they care about evidence?
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Release the Epstein files!”
Why?
“Because then we’ll finally have proof that DJT is exactly the kind of person we could all assume he is”
And this would… do what exactly?
“Alienate his base!!”
… the people who think Joe Biden made a hurricane with lasers? You think they care about evidence?
Why?
“Because then we’ll finally have proof that DJT is exactly the kind of person we could all assume he is”
And this would… do what exactly?
“Alienate his base!!”
… the people who think Joe Biden made a hurricane with lasers? You think they care about evidence?
If a country’s people have to turn out in record numbers and coordinate flawless grassroots effort every four (really two) years to narrowly stave off a catastrophic descent into fascism, that’s a failing state
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If a country’s people have to turn out in record numbers and coordinate flawless grassroots effort every four (really two) years to narrowly stave off a catastrophic descent into fascism, that’s a failing state
If we have a problem with kings we should have a problem with thrones
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
If we have a problem with kings we should have a problem with thrones
Hahaaaaaa get rekt Kim Davis
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hahaaaaaa get rekt Kim Davis
Can my UK folks please chime in and explain for the class how it makes you feel that Trump is calling the violent ICE occupation of Chicago “Operation Midway Blitz”?
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Can my UK folks please chime in and explain for the class how it makes you feel that Trump is calling the violent ICE occupation of Chicago “Operation Midway Blitz”?
Do we think snowboard-daddling would be ski-daddling with an edgy rebellious style
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Do we think snowboard-daddling would be ski-daddling with an edgy rebellious style
I really think we should start thinking of careers as young careers vs middle aged careers
The way my design career absolutely took off when I entered my 30s purely because I started being taken seriously
And now I’m regretting not spending that time doing the fun jobs you do in your 20s
The way my design career absolutely took off when I entered my 30s purely because I started being taken seriously
And now I’m regretting not spending that time doing the fun jobs you do in your 20s
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I really think we should start thinking of careers as young careers vs middle aged careers
The way my design career absolutely took off when I entered my 30s purely because I started being taken seriously
And now I’m regretting not spending that time doing the fun jobs you do in your 20s
The way my design career absolutely took off when I entered my 30s purely because I started being taken seriously
And now I’m regretting not spending that time doing the fun jobs you do in your 20s
I do tend to give NYC grief for acting like it’s the center of the world — but I think it’s worth pointing out that it is basically a country by most economic and cultural measures. What happens in NYC is very important.
Mamdani winning is internationally and historically significant.
Mamdani winning is internationally and historically significant.
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I do tend to give NYC grief for acting like it’s the center of the world — but I think it’s worth pointing out that it is basically a country by most economic and cultural measures. What happens in NYC is very important.
Mamdani winning is internationally and historically significant.
Mamdani winning is internationally and historically significant.
Suburban stoplights have robbed so much life from me
I was not born to sit in this left turn lane observing the pleasantries of the state for EteRnity
I was not born to sit in this left turn lane observing the pleasantries of the state for EteRnity
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Suburban stoplights have robbed so much life from me
I was not born to sit in this left turn lane observing the pleasantries of the state for EteRnity
I was not born to sit in this left turn lane observing the pleasantries of the state for EteRnity
Celtic mythology be like
“This man killed fifty hundred people with his teeth because he wanted their land and he’s so badass and cool”
“This woman suggested killing a dozen people because she is so evil and heartless, just like a woman”
“This man killed fifty hundred people with his teeth because he wanted their land and he’s so badass and cool”
“This woman suggested killing a dozen people because she is so evil and heartless, just like a woman”
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Celtic mythology be like
“This man killed fifty hundred people with his teeth because he wanted their land and he’s so badass and cool”
“This woman suggested killing a dozen people because she is so evil and heartless, just like a woman”
“This man killed fifty hundred people with his teeth because he wanted their land and he’s so badass and cool”
“This woman suggested killing a dozen people because she is so evil and heartless, just like a woman”