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Follow for reposts and funnies and a media thread and ego death
#beetledoesart for art
18+, no porn but sometimes suggestive
the shambler from quake 1
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I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (1966) - 10/10
The most direct conversation I've read between an author and reader.
The most direct conversation I've read between an author and reader.
December 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (1966) - 10/10
The most direct conversation I've read between an author and reader.
The most direct conversation I've read between an author and reader.
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Monster Hunter Wilds High Rank (Mitzusune to Gogmazios) - 7/10
A lot of bold choices in how it all turned out. Replacing Elder dragons with returning monsters feels and placing a great deal of emphasis on the actual lore of elder dragons (see Gore Magala arc) is something that I can get behind.
A lot of bold choices in how it all turned out. Replacing Elder dragons with returning monsters feels and placing a great deal of emphasis on the actual lore of elder dragons (see Gore Magala arc) is something that I can get behind.
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Monster Hunter Wilds High Rank (Mitzusune to Gogmazios) - 7/10
A lot of bold choices in how it all turned out. Replacing Elder dragons with returning monsters feels and placing a great deal of emphasis on the actual lore of elder dragons (see Gore Magala arc) is something that I can get behind.
A lot of bold choices in how it all turned out. Replacing Elder dragons with returning monsters feels and placing a great deal of emphasis on the actual lore of elder dragons (see Gore Magala arc) is something that I can get behind.
Faded Intermissions and Forgotten Broadcasts (2023) - 9/10
Extremely strong mega-compilation of signalwave music. While very little strongly stands out, it makes for a fantastic ambient listening experience.
Extremely strong mega-compilation of signalwave music. While very little strongly stands out, it makes for a fantastic ambient listening experience.
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Faded Intermissions and Forgotten Broadcasts (2023) - 9/10
Extremely strong mega-compilation of signalwave music. While very little strongly stands out, it makes for a fantastic ambient listening experience.
Extremely strong mega-compilation of signalwave music. While very little strongly stands out, it makes for a fantastic ambient listening experience.
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Capcut was made for making shitposts about niche 8/10 albums
December 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Capcut was made for making shitposts about niche 8/10 albums
The Perry Como Christmas Show (1974) - 3/10
Little Caesar's and tap water Christmas Special. We can't afford any actual personality, get Rich Little to impersonate like 5 people. 5 different ice skating routines. 20 fucking minute retelling of the first Christmas. Slop was a constant through time.
Little Caesar's and tap water Christmas Special. We can't afford any actual personality, get Rich Little to impersonate like 5 people. 5 different ice skating routines. 20 fucking minute retelling of the first Christmas. Slop was a constant through time.
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The Perry Como Christmas Show (1974) - 3/10
Little Caesar's and tap water Christmas Special. We can't afford any actual personality, get Rich Little to impersonate like 5 people. 5 different ice skating routines. 20 fucking minute retelling of the first Christmas. Slop was a constant through time.
Little Caesar's and tap water Christmas Special. We can't afford any actual personality, get Rich Little to impersonate like 5 people. 5 different ice skating routines. 20 fucking minute retelling of the first Christmas. Slop was a constant through time.
Qrt with a picture on your phone that has your energy but isnt a selfie
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Qrt with a picture on your phone that has your energy but isnt a selfie
Gemini Home Entertainment (2019) - 10/10
This is how you write cosmic horror. This is how you make a found footage horror monster. This is how you build an anthology series and a setting. THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING MAKE ANALOG HORROR
This is how you write cosmic horror. This is how you make a found footage horror monster. This is how you build an anthology series and a setting. THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING MAKE ANALOG HORROR
December 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Gemini Home Entertainment (2019) - 10/10
This is how you write cosmic horror. This is how you make a found footage horror monster. This is how you build an anthology series and a setting. THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING MAKE ANALOG HORROR
This is how you write cosmic horror. This is how you make a found footage horror monster. This is how you build an anthology series and a setting. THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING MAKE ANALOG HORROR
My job is cool because since I clock in at 7:00 AM, the receiving dock opens at 8:00, and people only start to trickle in at 9, I get to spend an hour and a half looking like this
#beetledoesart
#beetledoesart
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My job is cool because since I clock in at 7:00 AM, the receiving dock opens at 8:00, and people only start to trickle in at 9, I get to spend an hour and a half looking like this
#beetledoesart
#beetledoesart
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ae, Wayward Abscissions Yonder (2025) - 7/10
A fairly middling beginning that turns into a deep, tortured thrashing, wailing, and howling. Unfortunately it just kinda ends.
A fairly middling beginning that turns into a deep, tortured thrashing, wailing, and howling. Unfortunately it just kinda ends.
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Ae, Wayward Abscissions Yonder (2025) - 7/10
A fairly middling beginning that turns into a deep, tortured thrashing, wailing, and howling. Unfortunately it just kinda ends.
A fairly middling beginning that turns into a deep, tortured thrashing, wailing, and howling. Unfortunately it just kinda ends.
A Red Score in Tile (1979/2003) - 🟥
December 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A Red Score in Tile (1979/2003) - 🟥
Me and gf exploring each others bodies
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Me and gf exploring each others bodies
Milwaukee Protocol: Ever-Desolate Outcome Day 3 Alternative Edition (2025) - 5/10
This barely counts since it's effectively outtakes made into an album but with the work put into it, it's worth rating anyways. It generally feels very scatter-brained in it's direction.
This barely counts since it's effectively outtakes made into an album but with the work put into it, it's worth rating anyways. It generally feels very scatter-brained in it's direction.
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Milwaukee Protocol: Ever-Desolate Outcome Day 3 Alternative Edition (2025) - 5/10
This barely counts since it's effectively outtakes made into an album but with the work put into it, it's worth rating anyways. It generally feels very scatter-brained in it's direction.
This barely counts since it's effectively outtakes made into an album but with the work put into it, it's worth rating anyways. It generally feels very scatter-brained in it's direction.
A Game About Digging A Hole (2025) - 7/10
Goddamnit another game has been made that's an idea I had.
Goddamnit another game has been made that's an idea I had.
December 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
A Game About Digging A Hole (2025) - 7/10
Goddamnit another game has been made that's an idea I had.
Goddamnit another game has been made that's an idea I had.
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Versions with different amounts of editing
December 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Versions with different amounts of editing
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
WE FUCKIN WON GO BLUES BROTHERS 2025 FUCK YES
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
WE FUCKIN WON GO BLUES BROTHERS 2025 FUCK YES
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
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Do you see me now
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#beetlemeansbusiness #artistonbluesky #EndStreet
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
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Do you see me now
Do you see me now
Do you see me now
Do you see me now
#beetlemeansbusiness #artistonbluesky #EndStreet
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
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Do you see me now
Do you see me now
Do you see me now
Do you see me now
#beetlemeansbusiness #artistonbluesky #EndStreet
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
A lot nicer
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Do you see me now
Do you see me now
Do you see me now
Do you see me now
#beetlemeansbusiness #artistonbluesky #EndStreet
Rapid Loss of Self (2024) - 8/10
Remaking CJD got so popular Matthew Eder remade his own album.
Remaking CJD got so popular Matthew Eder remade his own album.
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Rapid Loss of Self (2024) - 8/10
Remaking CJD got so popular Matthew Eder remade his own album.
Remaking CJD got so popular Matthew Eder remade his own album.
CJD: Disintegration Loops (2025) - 7/10
A fascinating curio that I can very easily meet on it's own terms with it registering more as a bull of heaven song than an album. That said, for the most part pretty good although Phi has undoubtedly raised the bar so far above that the latter half is...
A fascinating curio that I can very easily meet on it's own terms with it registering more as a bull of heaven song than an album. That said, for the most part pretty good although Phi has undoubtedly raised the bar so far above that the latter half is...
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
CJD: Disintegration Loops (2025) - 7/10
A fascinating curio that I can very easily meet on it's own terms with it registering more as a bull of heaven song than an album. That said, for the most part pretty good although Phi has undoubtedly raised the bar so far above that the latter half is...
A fascinating curio that I can very easily meet on it's own terms with it registering more as a bull of heaven song than an album. That said, for the most part pretty good although Phi has undoubtedly raised the bar so far above that the latter half is...
Creature (2018) - 1/10
Killill might be the best to do it
Killill might be the best to do it
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Creature (2018) - 1/10
Killill might be the best to do it
Killill might be the best to do it