BeerCanSam
@beercansam.bsky.social
Introverted by nature, hoping to step out of my shell and embrace my extroverted side—though, full disclosure, I’ll never make the first move. Gay, nudist, and always on a journey to figure out where I fit in this world.
Society: “Here’s the ideal male body.”
Me: “Ugh, I hate unrealistic beauty standards.”
Also me: hits follow on another jacked dude on Bluesky
Me: “Ugh, I hate unrealistic beauty standards.”
Also me: hits follow on another jacked dude on Bluesky
January 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Society: “Here’s the ideal male body.”
Me: “Ugh, I hate unrealistic beauty standards.”
Also me: hits follow on another jacked dude on Bluesky
Me: “Ugh, I hate unrealistic beauty standards.”
Also me: hits follow on another jacked dude on Bluesky
Hairy asses are my weakness, and his is hitting every button.
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hairy asses are my weakness, and his is hitting every button.
This dude’s beard is fucking amazing.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This dude’s beard is fucking amazing.
I can take a lot of things deep without making a sound, but the toothbrush taps my tongue and I’m over here retching like a back-alley confession. 😭🪥🐻
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can take a lot of things deep without making a sound, but the toothbrush taps my tongue and I’m over here retching like a back-alley confession. 😭🪥🐻
I’ve never seen it in person, but damn do I love this man’s dick.
September 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’ve never seen it in person, but damn do I love this man’s dick.
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Show off.... lol. I love it, tho. ❤️
August 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Show off.... lol. I love it, tho. ❤️
I’m the guy you circle back to after all your “better options” don’t pan out.
August 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m the guy you circle back to after all your “better options” don’t pan out.
I’m supposed to be napping.
August 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’m supposed to be napping.
It’s hard not to notice—at camp, everyone’s got a circle. I’ve just got dots scattered around.
August 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s hard not to notice—at camp, everyone’s got a circle. I’ve just got dots scattered around.
Not all nudity is sexual. But Bluesky seems to think otherwise.
August 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Not all nudity is sexual. But Bluesky seems to think otherwise.
Tonight’s remedy: bubble bath. Tomorrow’s plan: camp. Feeling slightly more alive.
August 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Tonight’s remedy: bubble bath. Tomorrow’s plan: camp. Feeling slightly more alive.
Day 8 of feeling like trash. This upper respiratory virus is still hanging around, but the steroids are kicking in. Fewer bouts of shortness of breath today, so maybe I’m finally on the mend. Now if only sleep would cooperate.
August 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Day 8 of feeling like trash. This upper respiratory virus is still hanging around, but the steroids are kicking in. Fewer bouts of shortness of breath today, so maybe I’m finally on the mend. Now if only sleep would cooperate.
Just saw the Himeros cock rings… $400+? Nah, my dick’s cool, but not that cool. 😂
August 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just saw the Himeros cock rings… $400+? Nah, my dick’s cool, but not that cool. 😂
It’s been a minute since I dropped a #FatCockFriday. Happy Friday, boys 🐓🍑 #fcf
August 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It’s been a minute since I dropped a #FatCockFriday. Happy Friday, boys 🐓🍑 #fcf
Last day of camping. 😔
July 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Last day of camping. 😔
This man is hot af. 🥵
July 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
This man is hot af. 🥵
One week. No clothes. All freedom. Naked at camp for the Fourth 🇺🇸🔥
July 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
One week. No clothes. All freedom. Naked at camp for the Fourth 🇺🇸🔥
Smile, nod, keep walking. That’s the routine. No one sees the hollowed-out version of me behind it all. I share a home with someone I used to love—now we’re just coexisting.
June 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Smile, nod, keep walking. That’s the routine. No one sees the hollowed-out version of me behind it all. I share a home with someone I used to love—now we’re just coexisting.
Just saw this quote:
“Heal out loud. We almost lost you in silence.”
Thinking of the queer friends I’ve lost to suicide over the years. The pain they carried quietly. The battles no one saw.
Please—talk. Cry. Scream. Ask for help.
Your voice matters. Your life matters.
“Heal out loud. We almost lost you in silence.”
Thinking of the queer friends I’ve lost to suicide over the years. The pain they carried quietly. The battles no one saw.
Please—talk. Cry. Scream. Ask for help.
Your voice matters. Your life matters.
May 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Just saw this quote:
“Heal out loud. We almost lost you in silence.”
Thinking of the queer friends I’ve lost to suicide over the years. The pain they carried quietly. The battles no one saw.
Please—talk. Cry. Scream. Ask for help.
Your voice matters. Your life matters.
“Heal out loud. We almost lost you in silence.”
Thinking of the queer friends I’ve lost to suicide over the years. The pain they carried quietly. The battles no one saw.
Please—talk. Cry. Scream. Ask for help.
Your voice matters. Your life matters.
Haven’t played with this toy in forever. Who wants to grab the controls?
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May 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Haven’t played with this toy in forever. Who wants to grab the controls?
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Taking some self-care time in the tub. These rolls are carb-free if you’re hungry. Self-love and bubble baths for the win.
April 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Taking some self-care time in the tub. These rolls are carb-free if you’re hungry. Self-love and bubble baths for the win.
The last 36 hours have been brutal. I’m crying over every little thing. It’s overwhelming. Mental health matters — take care of yourself.
April 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The last 36 hours have been brutal. I’m crying over every little thing. It’s overwhelming. Mental health matters — take care of yourself.
Monday mood: suited up (well, mostly). #MonochromeMonday #mcm
April 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Monday mood: suited up (well, mostly). #MonochromeMonday #mcm