”taking care of” in my bfs world, means “house and feed you” and literally nothing else. You have a roof and some stale bread to chew on? Obviously I’m taking care of you and you’re being very ungrateful of you complain.
January 21, 2026 at 1:02 PM
”taking care of” in my bfs world, means “house and feed you” and literally nothing else. You have a roof and some stale bread to chew on? Obviously I’m taking care of you and you’re being very ungrateful of you complain.
"I can't be away from you for long because I'm afraid what you might do if you're alone for too long"
Applies to getting a job and going to the store, not for staying over at a friends place and get shitfaced for 8 hours apparently.
Applies to getting a job and going to the store, not for staying over at a friends place and get shitfaced for 8 hours apparently.
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
"I can't be away from you for long because I'm afraid what you might do if you're alone for too long"
Applies to getting a job and going to the store, not for staying over at a friends place and get shitfaced for 8 hours apparently.
Applies to getting a job and going to the store, not for staying over at a friends place and get shitfaced for 8 hours apparently.
Mfw you find a new Hot Character.TM and want to read some reader-insert fanfics but 90% of the available fics are tagged rape/noncon
a man sitting in front of a computer monitor with a hp logo on it
Alt: Gif of an annoyed guy idk man
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January 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Mfw you find a new Hot Character.TM and want to read some reader-insert fanfics but 90% of the available fics are tagged rape/noncon
Hönökaka is the strangest bread ever because it you try to use it as bread (consume with a little bit of butter and maybe ham and cheese?) it tastes like hot diarrhea.
But if you eat it plain like a starving Victorian child, you might experience a pleasant flavor.
But if you eat it plain like a starving Victorian child, you might experience a pleasant flavor.
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Hönökaka is the strangest bread ever because it you try to use it as bread (consume with a little bit of butter and maybe ham and cheese?) it tastes like hot diarrhea.
But if you eat it plain like a starving Victorian child, you might experience a pleasant flavor.
But if you eat it plain like a starving Victorian child, you might experience a pleasant flavor.
I feel like Dracula from Castlevania had the most valid crashout. I too would want to murder the world if some stinky priest killed my wife for no coherent reason and made a holiday out of it.
“Your life’s work makes him puke” is also a stone cold line.
“Your life’s work makes him puke” is also a stone cold line.
January 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I feel like Dracula from Castlevania had the most valid crashout. I too would want to murder the world if some stinky priest killed my wife for no coherent reason and made a holiday out of it.
“Your life’s work makes him puke” is also a stone cold line.
“Your life’s work makes him puke” is also a stone cold line.
Fucking shrinkflation :/
A year ago, a cheap pack of bacon had seven to eight slices in it.
Now it costs the exact same but contains only five slices :////
A year ago, a cheap pack of bacon had seven to eight slices in it.
Now it costs the exact same but contains only five slices :////
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Fucking shrinkflation :/
A year ago, a cheap pack of bacon had seven to eight slices in it.
Now it costs the exact same but contains only five slices :////
A year ago, a cheap pack of bacon had seven to eight slices in it.
Now it costs the exact same but contains only five slices :////
Oh fuck you #Machado, you enormous corrupt cunt. Hope Trumps diarrhea sweats taste good with how much you’re kissing his ass.
No he won’t do squat for you or the country you claim to represent. You’ve essentially given a pedophile rapist a tossjob completely free without any compensation.
No he won’t do squat for you or the country you claim to represent. You’ve essentially given a pedophile rapist a tossjob completely free without any compensation.
January 16, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Oh fuck you #Machado, you enormous corrupt cunt. Hope Trumps diarrhea sweats taste good with how much you’re kissing his ass.
No he won’t do squat for you or the country you claim to represent. You’ve essentially given a pedophile rapist a tossjob completely free without any compensation.
No he won’t do squat for you or the country you claim to represent. You’ve essentially given a pedophile rapist a tossjob completely free without any compensation.
Sucker by Marcus King has had a deathgrip on me ever since I found out about this rabid vampire AND IT KEEPS PAYING OFF
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Sucker by Marcus King has had a deathgrip on me ever since I found out about this rabid vampire AND IT KEEPS PAYING OFF
New controversial realization of 2026 amongst internet savvies: Bad people usually don't dress in spikes and long dark cloaks, nor do they decorate their homes with the skulls of their enemies. Usually they look like Margaret (67) in a pink frilly dress who attends church every Sunday.
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
New controversial realization of 2026 amongst internet savvies: Bad people usually don't dress in spikes and long dark cloaks, nor do they decorate their homes with the skulls of their enemies. Usually they look like Margaret (67) in a pink frilly dress who attends church every Sunday.
Idiots in cars really be showing you the most horrific, high-speed and currently on fire car crash and then have the gall to slap a ✨💕🥰 nobody hurt or injured 🥰💕✨ caption on it
Bitch I just saw a man get expelled from his seat at 120km/h WDYM no one hurt or injured
Bitch I just saw a man get expelled from his seat at 120km/h WDYM no one hurt or injured
January 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Idiots in cars really be showing you the most horrific, high-speed and currently on fire car crash and then have the gall to slap a ✨💕🥰 nobody hurt or injured 🥰💕✨ caption on it
Bitch I just saw a man get expelled from his seat at 120km/h WDYM no one hurt or injured
Bitch I just saw a man get expelled from his seat at 120km/h WDYM no one hurt or injured
*wakes up* aaa I love breathing. Inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide is such a lovely thing I sure am blessed to have functional nostrils and sinuses.
The evil gods of death by snot-suffocation: NOT TODAY BUCKAROO
The evil gods of death by snot-suffocation: NOT TODAY BUCKAROO
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
*wakes up* aaa I love breathing. Inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide is such a lovely thing I sure am blessed to have functional nostrils and sinuses.
The evil gods of death by snot-suffocation: NOT TODAY BUCKAROO
The evil gods of death by snot-suffocation: NOT TODAY BUCKAROO
Siouxie(or whatever) and the banshees?
More like (sigh) see the white dudes.
More like (sigh) see the white dudes.
January 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Siouxie(or whatever) and the banshees?
More like (sigh) see the white dudes.
More like (sigh) see the white dudes.
Can’t stand these fucking zoomers
January 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Can’t stand these fucking zoomers
Days since last time an SD politician has turned out to be a horrible hypocrite: 0
January 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Days since last time an SD politician has turned out to be a horrible hypocrite: 0
ICE beating, kidnapping and killing American civilians: *Sounds of American indifference*
ICE killing a -WHITE- American citizen: *sounds of American panic*
ICE killing a -WHITE- American citizen: *sounds of American panic*
January 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
ICE beating, kidnapping and killing American civilians: *Sounds of American indifference*
ICE killing a -WHITE- American citizen: *sounds of American panic*
ICE killing a -WHITE- American citizen: *sounds of American panic*
>Steal money from your own son
>Promise to pay him back
>A week goes by
>Son has to remind you to repay the money you stole from him
>Start bitching and moaning about him “whining about his money”
>MONEY THAT YOU STOLE HELLO OF COURSE HES MAD THATS HIS FOOD AND RENT YOU JUSY TOOK????????
>Promise to pay him back
>A week goes by
>Son has to remind you to repay the money you stole from him
>Start bitching and moaning about him “whining about his money”
>MONEY THAT YOU STOLE HELLO OF COURSE HES MAD THATS HIS FOOD AND RENT YOU JUSY TOOK????????
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone .
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January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
>Steal money from your own son
>Promise to pay him back
>A week goes by
>Son has to remind you to repay the money you stole from him
>Start bitching and moaning about him “whining about his money”
>MONEY THAT YOU STOLE HELLO OF COURSE HES MAD THATS HIS FOOD AND RENT YOU JUSY TOOK????????
>Promise to pay him back
>A week goes by
>Son has to remind you to repay the money you stole from him
>Start bitching and moaning about him “whining about his money”
>MONEY THAT YOU STOLE HELLO OF COURSE HES MAD THATS HIS FOOD AND RENT YOU JUSY TOOK????????
Who to puts two oreos in a little plastic bag to sell separately
January 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Who to puts two oreos in a little plastic bag to sell separately
I wouldn’t call a guy who stays up for 4+ days and states out of windows for several hours “just in case someone’s watching” to “have gotten a better grip on his drug problems”
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I wouldn’t call a guy who stays up for 4+ days and states out of windows for several hours “just in case someone’s watching” to “have gotten a better grip on his drug problems”
Me my entire life: Ew I don't like guns and violence. Humans are better than that.
Me 2026: you know what, nevermind. I need to learn how to use a fucking gun or at least how to kill a man.
Me 2026: you know what, nevermind. I need to learn how to use a fucking gun or at least how to kill a man.
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Me my entire life: Ew I don't like guns and violence. Humans are better than that.
Me 2026: you know what, nevermind. I need to learn how to use a fucking gun or at least how to kill a man.
Me 2026: you know what, nevermind. I need to learn how to use a fucking gun or at least how to kill a man.
SurrounDead is such a fun game but it really does need a multiplayer mode. About half of all the constructions have no purpose in a single-player game whatsoever. Why would I need a secure door if all zombies are stopped dead by a single fence?
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
SurrounDead is such a fun game but it really does need a multiplayer mode. About half of all the constructions have no purpose in a single-player game whatsoever. Why would I need a secure door if all zombies are stopped dead by a single fence?
On a completely different note, Sentenced to be a hero got great animation but so far but I just hate it when they use the exact same attack over and over and over and over and over and
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
On a completely different note, Sentenced to be a hero got great animation but so far but I just hate it when they use the exact same attack over and over and over and over and over and
Trump bombing Venezuela? I’m not even surprised anymore. Bet he’ll drop a nuke on Greenland before his term is over. Maybe even start his own concentration ca- oh wait no he’s already done that.
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Trump bombing Venezuela? I’m not even surprised anymore. Bet he’ll drop a nuke on Greenland before his term is over. Maybe even start his own concentration ca- oh wait no he’s already done that.
How is Kakashi from accounting class? Are they doing ok? Are they eating and sleeping by well? I gotta know that the legend persists.
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
How is Kakashi from accounting class? Are they doing ok? Are they eating and sleeping by well? I gotta know that the legend persists.
I’m officially launching nukes at people who tag OCxCharacter fics as ReaderxCharacter
January 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I’m officially launching nukes at people who tag OCxCharacter fics as ReaderxCharacter
Like genuinely how is Reddit a real website when half of its user base would struggle with the “put the square in the square hole” children’s puzzle
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Like genuinely how is Reddit a real website when half of its user base would struggle with the “put the square in the square hole” children’s puzzle