Bee
@bee-off-main.bsky.social
Bee/cafecliche, the Bluesky edition. Fandom dabbler and nap enthusiast. Every hour is still Wei Wuxian Crying Hours. AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/cafecliche/pseuds/cafecliche
Doing my best to get quality sleep this October, but I can’t compete with the MVP
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Doing my best to get quality sleep this October, but I can’t compete with the MVP
Started reading this dialogue and it scared me so bad
August 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Started reading this dialogue and it scared me so bad
I Have To Get Follow-Up Bloodwork This Week
August 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I Have To Get Follow-Up Bloodwork This Week
![Shrek bursting out of a toilet stall with the caption “[All Star playing]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r5bwrgdyivq4hvnn327q2bod/bafkreihx5ai6psukbouxcboo5jw72lesdof5zbcof5qo3ciyokdxlgff64@jpeg)
Hot new spam text just dropped
May 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hot new spam text just dropped
Blue Prince status: I am sick and Nyquiled up and did not realize until the final room that I had successfully filled the entire map
May 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Blue Prince status: I am sick and Nyquiled up and did not realize until the final room that I had successfully filled the entire map
Why sit ON blanket when you can sit IN-BETWEEN blankets
April 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Why sit ON blanket when you can sit IN-BETWEEN blankets
Had an Uber driver this morning who was talking to someone saved in his contacts as Gout. I can only assume this was the conversation
March 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Had an Uber driver this morning who was talking to someone saved in his contacts as Gout. I can only assume this was the conversation
Just realized the back of my labneh reads like a Ms. Casey wellness session
February 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just realized the back of my labneh reads like a Ms. Casey wellness session
Happy 2025 friends!! Despite the jokey screenshot, this is also from the bottom of my heart what I want for me and for all of us next year
January 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Happy 2025 friends!! Despite the jokey screenshot, this is also from the bottom of my heart what I want for me and for all of us next year
She’s done!! Salami, garlic cheddar, crudités, caramelized onion dip, hatch chile queso, and a fleet of dippables
December 31, 2024 at 11:35 PM
She’s done!! Salami, garlic cheddar, crudités, caramelized onion dip, hatch chile queso, and a fleet of dippables
Take two! I did not nail the texture quite the way I did the first time around (undercooked it a little, then overcooked it a little trying to remedy things) but I did address the lack of green onion situation.
December 7, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Take two! I did not nail the texture quite the way I did the first time around (undercooked it a little, then overcooked it a little trying to remedy things) but I did address the lack of green onion situation.
Oh I forgot the Glamor Shot. No green onions in the apartment at the moment but that has been remedied
December 5, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Oh I forgot the Glamor Shot. No green onions in the apartment at the moment but that has been remedied
Based on, of course, a work by the master
December 3, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Based on, of course, a work by the master
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
November 27, 2024 at 12:01 AM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie