Bedknobs and Boomsticks
@bedknobs.bsky.social
Former Disney actor brought low by the evil machinations of Dick Van Dyke (also Deadites and Temu).
Here to keep informed about the state of the world, but as the world is terrible right now, I'm mostly up for whatever amusing shit comes my way.
Here to keep informed about the state of the world, but as the world is terrible right now, I'm mostly up for whatever amusing shit comes my way.
Me: I've brought in my cat.
Vet: What's his name?
Me: Ambrose.
Vet: And the surname?
Me: He doesn't have one. He's a cat.
Vet: What's his name?
Me: Ambrose.
Vet: And the surname?
Me: He doesn't have one. He's a cat.
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Me: I've brought in my cat.
Vet: What's his name?
Me: Ambrose.
Vet: And the surname?
Me: He doesn't have one. He's a cat.
Vet: What's his name?
Me: Ambrose.
Vet: And the surname?
Me: He doesn't have one. He's a cat.
I hope you don't now require any Cognative Behavioural Therapy.
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I hope you don't now require any Cognative Behavioural Therapy.
Can you fit on Trump and Musk?
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Can you fit on Trump and Musk?
Obviously Piggy gets a gender swap.
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Obviously Piggy gets a gender swap.
Muppets Lord of the Flies.
December 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Muppets Lord of the Flies.
During the Ozzy concert back in the summer, they had a video message from Dolly Parton shortly after Stephen Tyler did a song, and I swear to God they are somehow sucking all the juice from his body and injecting into her under high pressure.
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
During the Ozzy concert back in the summer, they had a video message from Dolly Parton shortly after Stephen Tyler did a song, and I swear to God they are somehow sucking all the juice from his body and injecting into her under high pressure.
It's nice to exercise the maths lart of the brain sometimes isn't it!
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
It's nice to exercise the maths lart of the brain sometimes isn't it!
It's spelt cum-up-pants. Apparently she's having some flown over.
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
It's spelt cum-up-pants. Apparently she's having some flown over.
I just went with 1000 men per day as a baseline.
They should set this sort of stuff at GCSE.
They should set this sort of stuff at GCSE.
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I just went with 1000 men per day as a baseline.
They should set this sort of stuff at GCSE.
They should set this sort of stuff at GCSE.
It's amazing to think that the populaiton of Indonesia is so large, that even if Bonnie Blue were to go to jail in Bali for 15 years, she would still only have time to have sex with 6% of the adult male population.
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
It's amazing to think that the populaiton of Indonesia is so large, that even if Bonnie Blue were to go to jail in Bali for 15 years, she would still only have time to have sex with 6% of the adult male population.
TBF, we went through a bit of an edgy phase at GCSE where we liked to draw pentagrams to annoy the RE teacher. One guy did try and bring a bit of nazi-ish shit into that and we all just sort of shrugged along.
That said he's now a rascist coke head and we don't talk to him...so, yeah, point proven.
That said he's now a rascist coke head and we don't talk to him...so, yeah, point proven.
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
TBF, we went through a bit of an edgy phase at GCSE where we liked to draw pentagrams to annoy the RE teacher. One guy did try and bring a bit of nazi-ish shit into that and we all just sort of shrugged along.
That said he's now a rascist coke head and we don't talk to him...so, yeah, point proven.
That said he's now a rascist coke head and we don't talk to him...so, yeah, point proven.
If you go into Documents......
and then go back up a level.......
you will meet a cackling goblin who will ask you three riddles.
He does not have your files either.
and then go back up a level.......
you will meet a cackling goblin who will ask you three riddles.
He does not have your files either.
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If you go into Documents......
and then go back up a level.......
you will meet a cackling goblin who will ask you three riddles.
He does not have your files either.
and then go back up a level.......
you will meet a cackling goblin who will ask you three riddles.
He does not have your files either.
Lets get a paety started.
Lets get a party started.
When its time to party we will always party hard.
Party hard!
Lets get a party started.
When its time to party we will always party hard.
Party hard!
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Lets get a paety started.
Lets get a party started.
When its time to party we will always party hard.
Party hard!
Lets get a party started.
When its time to party we will always party hard.
Party hard!
And who's paying for the free heating being given to the crucified guy? You and me, that's who!
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
And who's paying for the free heating being given to the crucified guy? You and me, that's who!
Some more, with settlement mound.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Some more, with settlement mound.
On SE Turkey, I don't suppose you hazard anything about any of these; Yuvaceli village, near Diyarbakir, 2011?
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
On SE Turkey, I don't suppose you hazard anything about any of these; Yuvaceli village, near Diyarbakir, 2011?
The Hunt for Fenn's Treasure on netlfix is worth a watch if you want to see how that translates to America.
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The Hunt for Fenn's Treasure on netlfix is worth a watch if you want to see how that translates to America.
Half a rabbit (rear).
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Half a rabbit (rear).
I could teach you, but that would result in my straying into an extremely high marginal tax rate were I to charge.
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I could teach you, but that would result in my straying into an extremely high marginal tax rate were I to charge.
The Last Seduction is the film that got me into films when I was about 17.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The Last Seduction is the film that got me into films when I was about 17.