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We take requests, we just won’t fucking play them!
Sometimes I wonder how either side would comprehend each other.
Would a Roman legionary fathom their descendant being some foo on the corner?
Would a Roman legionary fathom their descendant being some foo on the corner?
February 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Sometimes I wonder how either side would comprehend each other.
Would a Roman legionary fathom their descendant being some foo on the corner?
Would a Roman legionary fathom their descendant being some foo on the corner?
There’s a troubling issue: lots of people want the Epstein files released but don’t want to do anything about the people involved, no matter their background. It’s going to dismantle a lot, but it has to happen. You don’t polish diarrhea.
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
There’s a troubling issue: lots of people want the Epstein files released but don’t want to do anything about the people involved, no matter their background. It’s going to dismantle a lot, but it has to happen. You don’t polish diarrhea.
After all these years, I finally found the motivation to make money in GTA Online solo, and it was so easy I can almost buy a mansion after just a day of grinding.
February 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
After all these years, I finally found the motivation to make money in GTA Online solo, and it was so easy I can almost buy a mansion after just a day of grinding.
I’m not a big fan of Valentine’s Day. It’s either the one holiday when problems pop up or it turns into a totally melancholic day where I have to avoid what everyone’s doing, just because they all want to do it on THIS one day.
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I’m not a big fan of Valentine’s Day. It’s either the one holiday when problems pop up or it turns into a totally melancholic day where I have to avoid what everyone’s doing, just because they all want to do it on THIS one day.
There’s only one downside to the halftime show for me: hearing my sister give her HR clinical rundown on how Bad Bunny’s performance was important to hispanic cultures for representation and inspiration for children across the world.
Clinical as fuck and misses the part that it spat on ICE/MAGA.
Clinical as fuck and misses the part that it spat on ICE/MAGA.
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 AM
There’s only one downside to the halftime show for me: hearing my sister give her HR clinical rundown on how Bad Bunny’s performance was important to hispanic cultures for representation and inspiration for children across the world.
Clinical as fuck and misses the part that it spat on ICE/MAGA.
Clinical as fuck and misses the part that it spat on ICE/MAGA.
My smart tv is the last thing connected to my old gmail account and it’s so weird to see how in the last 5 years since I stopped relying on Google how starved it is for feeding me content. It’s all the old recommendations from then, like I just died and disappeared.
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
My smart tv is the last thing connected to my old gmail account and it’s so weird to see how in the last 5 years since I stopped relying on Google how starved it is for feeding me content. It’s all the old recommendations from then, like I just died and disappeared.
Unless you work out at night. Also, I can attest one radical example nobody should test because I did it: missing sunlight for extended time feels VERY bad. I don’t like the sun itself during the day unless it’s cool weather but holy shit the body feels it if it’s really gone.
Being a night owl can be bad for your heart. That may sound surprising but a large study found people who are more active late at night have poorer overall heart health than the average person. Here's what to do to improve your health.
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bit.ly/4kf4l03
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Unless you work out at night. Also, I can attest one radical example nobody should test because I did it: missing sunlight for extended time feels VERY bad. I don’t like the sun itself during the day unless it’s cool weather but holy shit the body feels it if it’s really gone.
Americans are too submissive if threatening war with Norway because the president’s throwing a tantrum over an award he can’t spell isn’t the last straw. Where is the leadership taking advantage of the situation? Protests? Anything? The enemy has made enough mistakes - leverage this opportunity!
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Americans are too submissive if threatening war with Norway because the president’s throwing a tantrum over an award he can’t spell isn’t the last straw. Where is the leadership taking advantage of the situation? Protests? Anything? The enemy has made enough mistakes - leverage this opportunity!
American Defense Tech startups providing nicotine isn’t about boosting productivity. You know what other time this kind of shit made sense?
When Americans kept Chinese immigrants addicted to heroin to keep them here. It definitely “boosted productivity” then too.
Wake the fuck up everybody ffs
When Americans kept Chinese immigrants addicted to heroin to keep them here. It definitely “boosted productivity” then too.
Wake the fuck up everybody ffs
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 PM
American Defense Tech startups providing nicotine isn’t about boosting productivity. You know what other time this kind of shit made sense?
When Americans kept Chinese immigrants addicted to heroin to keep them here. It definitely “boosted productivity” then too.
Wake the fuck up everybody ffs
When Americans kept Chinese immigrants addicted to heroin to keep them here. It definitely “boosted productivity” then too.
Wake the fuck up everybody ffs
I’m not a “if they do, we should” person but I gotta admit - it’s annoying to hold everybody else accountable for emissions when this is the kind of thing that just “happens” in 9 days.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
World’s richest 1% have already used fair share of emissions for 2026, says Oxfam
Richest 1% took 10 days while wealthiest 0.1% needed just three days to exhaust annual carbon budget, study shows
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I’m not a “if they do, we should” person but I gotta admit - it’s annoying to hold everybody else accountable for emissions when this is the kind of thing that just “happens” in 9 days.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Good god people are miserably impressionable, IG meme comment sections get political talking about how Trump did a great thing illegally raiding a country to take over but it’s ok because Venezuelans are celebrating on tik tok.
Watch who gets fucked over first.
Watch who gets fucked over first.
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Good god people are miserably impressionable, IG meme comment sections get political talking about how Trump did a great thing illegally raiding a country to take over but it’s ok because Venezuelans are celebrating on tik tok.
Watch who gets fucked over first.
Watch who gets fucked over first.
The only people who still believe Wikipedia can’t be trusted either never thought against what school taught them or need people to be against it for their own gain (Grokipedia needs Wikipedia to make money when Wikipedia is free - and peer reviewed by humans)
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The only people who still believe Wikipedia can’t be trusted either never thought against what school taught them or need people to be against it for their own gain (Grokipedia needs Wikipedia to make money when Wikipedia is free - and peer reviewed by humans)
I hate how content creators aren’t even invested in the cool side of games anymore. Easter eggs, mysteries, hidden lore. Battlefield Redsec has a secret story with straight up hints across the map to 2042 (I found the robo-dog) but the youtube channels still insist “reloading while aiming” bullshit
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I hate how content creators aren’t even invested in the cool side of games anymore. Easter eggs, mysteries, hidden lore. Battlefield Redsec has a secret story with straight up hints across the map to 2042 (I found the robo-dog) but the youtube channels still insist “reloading while aiming” bullshit
www.npr.org/2025/12/27/g...
If you’re going after a musician for declining your venue like this - you’re the fucking problem. It’s genuinely the biggest tell how corrupt you are if you’re reprimanding entertainment for disagreeing with you. God they’re gonna lose the midterms.
If you’re going after a musician for declining your venue like this - you’re the fucking problem. It’s genuinely the biggest tell how corrupt you are if you’re reprimanding entertainment for disagreeing with you. God they’re gonna lose the midterms.
Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building.
www.npr.org
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
www.npr.org/2025/12/27/g...
If you’re going after a musician for declining your venue like this - you’re the fucking problem. It’s genuinely the biggest tell how corrupt you are if you’re reprimanding entertainment for disagreeing with you. God they’re gonna lose the midterms.
If you’re going after a musician for declining your venue like this - you’re the fucking problem. It’s genuinely the biggest tell how corrupt you are if you’re reprimanding entertainment for disagreeing with you. God they’re gonna lose the midterms.
My fucking friends got me to get warzone and it’s awesome to play in Verdansk again but damn everybody genuinely sucks now. My true match was some fucking sweat T-1000 flashing his clanker balls out the corner
December 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
My fucking friends got me to get warzone and it’s awesome to play in Verdansk again but damn everybody genuinely sucks now. My true match was some fucking sweat T-1000 flashing his clanker balls out the corner
You know how bad the bot/MAGAmind is when Charlie Kirk was a better person than MLK because MLK cheated on his wife thanks to FBI records.
FBI doesn’t mention they were pressuring MLK to commit suicide and planted ears to ruin his personal life.
Kirk lost arguments to college kids over rhetoric.
FBI doesn’t mention they were pressuring MLK to commit suicide and planted ears to ruin his personal life.
Kirk lost arguments to college kids over rhetoric.
December 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You know how bad the bot/MAGAmind is when Charlie Kirk was a better person than MLK because MLK cheated on his wife thanks to FBI records.
FBI doesn’t mention they were pressuring MLK to commit suicide and planted ears to ruin his personal life.
Kirk lost arguments to college kids over rhetoric.
FBI doesn’t mention they were pressuring MLK to commit suicide and planted ears to ruin his personal life.
Kirk lost arguments to college kids over rhetoric.
Ghost of Yotei is honestly a little shocking coming from Sucker Punch. “Revenge is bad” themes aren’t very malleable like writers wish they were, then the ones who try still get wobbly messes of stories thematically like TLOU2. This wasn’t bad, but it’s weaker for it.
December 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Ghost of Yotei is honestly a little shocking coming from Sucker Punch. “Revenge is bad” themes aren’t very malleable like writers wish they were, then the ones who try still get wobbly messes of stories thematically like TLOU2. This wasn’t bad, but it’s weaker for it.
SBMM is the dumbest matchmaking system ever, I still don’t see who this benefits because winning a match on BF6 is not gonna favor a good squad when the whole team consists of bad players. Seriously the whole “everybody gets a turn” bs sucks. Play right and win, it’s not COD.
December 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
SBMM is the dumbest matchmaking system ever, I still don’t see who this benefits because winning a match on BF6 is not gonna favor a good squad when the whole team consists of bad players. Seriously the whole “everybody gets a turn” bs sucks. Play right and win, it’s not COD.
theconversation.com/america-face...
It’s a remarkable thing how those defeated Nazi German Americans just shut up and acted like they weren’t involved when the Nazi ideology crumbled post WW2. Like it was a flimsy fascist ideology or something.
It’s a remarkable thing how those defeated Nazi German Americans just shut up and acted like they weren’t involved when the Nazi ideology crumbled post WW2. Like it was a flimsy fascist ideology or something.
America faced domestic fascists before and buried that history
Although thousands of Americans embraced fascist ideas during the interwar years, a new study examines why the US has had little appetite to remember that past.
theconversation.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
theconversation.com/america-face...
It’s a remarkable thing how those defeated Nazi German Americans just shut up and acted like they weren’t involved when the Nazi ideology crumbled post WW2. Like it was a flimsy fascist ideology or something.
It’s a remarkable thing how those defeated Nazi German Americans just shut up and acted like they weren’t involved when the Nazi ideology crumbled post WW2. Like it was a flimsy fascist ideology or something.
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Lawyer Sues The IRS, Demanding It Recognize Pets As Legal Dependents
Lawyer Sues The IRS, Demanding It Recognize Pets As Legal Dependents
Pets run many human households, but when tax season comes, they don’t count—no matter how dependent on you they are. A lawsuit filed by Amanda Reynolds seeks to change that.
www.forbes.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Lawyer Sues The IRS, Demanding It Recognize Pets As Legal Dependents
US unveils $1 million ‘gold card’ fast-track visa scheme
President Trump has launched a new
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December 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
WB i have an offer - $22 for everything
I know the worth, no low balls or bs.
I know the worth, no low balls or bs.
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM
WB i have an offer - $22 for everything
I know the worth, no low balls or bs.
I know the worth, no low balls or bs.
Light mode ain’t that bad, I thought it’d drain my battery more tbh after years with dark mode only
December 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Light mode ain’t that bad, I thought it’d drain my battery more tbh after years with dark mode only
@bsky.app yo yall should give us options to translate text/posts on bsky instead of defaulting to Google. DeepL has their own API you can install for personal needs, or better yet allow for that and custom URLs since some people swear against data collection practices from DeepL and GTranslate.
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
@bsky.app yo yall should give us options to translate text/posts on bsky instead of defaulting to Google. DeepL has their own API you can install for personal needs, or better yet allow for that and custom URLs since some people swear against data collection practices from DeepL and GTranslate.
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Well that should constitute his orders too, since 92% of his own orders aren’t even signed by him besides the papers for broadcast
Well that should constitute his orders too, since 92% of his own orders aren’t even signed by him besides the papers for broadcast
Trump challenges Biden autopen orders and hints at charges
President Trump announced on social media that he is declaring invalid any executive orders and other documents that President Joe Biden approved using an autopen, claiming they lack proper presidenti...
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November 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Well that should constitute his orders too, since 92% of his own orders aren’t even signed by him besides the papers for broadcast
Well that should constitute his orders too, since 92% of his own orders aren’t even signed by him besides the papers for broadcast