Becky Aizen
@beckyaizen.bsky.social
Middle name: Pepi
First fandom: Blyton
Melbourne born & bred. 20 years a Londoner. Probably the only person in human history to pinch the title of their PhD from Fran Drescher’s autobiography. Will never not prefer Vegemite.
First fandom: Blyton
Melbourne born & bred. 20 years a Londoner. Probably the only person in human history to pinch the title of their PhD from Fran Drescher’s autobiography. Will never not prefer Vegemite.
Hey bitch? Your Holocaust inversion is showing.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hey bitch? Your Holocaust inversion is showing.
That’s quite a gender slur fest!
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
That’s quite a gender slur fest!
He can’t afford a team of writers??
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
He can’t afford a team of writers??
Seriously I am so fucking worried for your generation.
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Seriously I am so fucking worried for your generation.
“The rest of the biological sexes”
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“The rest of the biological sexes”
The TL:DR version. Now you have no excuse.
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The TL:DR version. Now you have no excuse.
If you don’t know that there are biological differences between the sexes, you’re too young to be on the internet.
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If you don’t know that there are biological differences between the sexes, you’re too young to be on the internet.
Performative reading:
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Performative reading:
I do too, to the point I involuntarily compliment lone readers amongst a sea of scrollers!
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I do too, to the point I involuntarily compliment lone readers amongst a sea of scrollers!
There’s a bloke in my local Facebook group who blames everything on Starmer. It’s like a tic.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
There’s a bloke in my local Facebook group who blames everything on Starmer. It’s like a tic.
Christmas eluded me completely until I moved to the Northern Hemisphere. Now the glittery lights and collective excitement feel like a necessary break from the winter gloom.
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Christmas eluded me completely until I moved to the Northern Hemisphere. Now the glittery lights and collective excitement feel like a necessary break from the winter gloom.
He’ll work with Putin but not Starmer?!
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
He’ll work with Putin but not Starmer?!
Antizionism IS antisemitism, you thick venal cunt.
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Antizionism IS antisemitism, you thick venal cunt.
The Guardian cosplaying as teen edgelord.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Guardian cosplaying as teen edgelord.
This is parody, right?
Only women can get pregnant, you daft twat.
Only women can get pregnant, you daft twat.
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
This is parody, right?
Only women can get pregnant, you daft twat.
Only women can get pregnant, you daft twat.