Dad: If you get him that game, he’s never coming out of his room again.

Dad later: You were right, we shouldn’t have gotten him that stupid game.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Frank Zappa
Joan Baez
Neil Young
Elvis Costello
Koko Taylor

TeaPublican was MAGA when Trump was just a racist real estate agent. Return to their redneck roots.

Saw it at the drive in to start my Cronenberg addiction. I met him at the Boston premiere of Dead Ringers. I asked him when he was going to make Naked Lunch. He turned his head to look me straight in the eye and said, “We’ll see.”

How do we tell real happiness from just regular happiness, or even artificial happiness? I mean, if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. We only don’t clap when we’re pissed because they’re singing this fucking song again. Am I happy? I Goddam well better be! Thank you for your attention

So if I call F47 an asshole or dick-head these are examples of Metonymy, correct?

I hope it’s the last words he hears from his cellmate every night when it’s “cuddle time.”

there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions

His “Who knew?” is considered by his followers to be humility. Humility for Humiliation.

Trump will do something that he has never done before. He will admit his guilt, how he regrets the past, and then ask for forgiveness. He will act sincere, appear a broken man. Melania will stand behind him with one hand on his shoulder. The Right will praise him, cheer him, and make him king.

This is the standard R response. “I voted for something that I believed was wrong. Why didn’t someone else fix it?”

I automatically go for the Manson Family reference. Just another cult loser.