Mark
@bearishofberks.bsky.social
46 / 🏳🌈 🏳⚧/ 🐻 / 'cause the "main" is for work. 😉 / Work in travel, specifically cruise / Travel, food, gays and a bit of politics
Definitely better at sausage rolls than I am at mince pies.
I overfilled them I think - rookie mistake. Hence, some of the bottoms are, well..not exactly soggy, but not crisp either. 🙈
I overfilled them I think - rookie mistake. Hence, some of the bottoms are, well..not exactly soggy, but not crisp either. 🙈
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Definitely better at sausage rolls than I am at mince pies.
I overfilled them I think - rookie mistake. Hence, some of the bottoms are, well..not exactly soggy, but not crisp either. 🙈
I overfilled them I think - rookie mistake. Hence, some of the bottoms are, well..not exactly soggy, but not crisp either. 🙈
Always sad when Strictly is over.
Aljaž. Every day and twice on Sundays. 😍😍😍
Aljaž. Every day and twice on Sundays. 😍😍😍
December 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Always sad when Strictly is over.
Aljaž. Every day and twice on Sundays. 😍😍😍
Aljaž. Every day and twice on Sundays. 😍😍😍
Changing my car, as I can't stand my current one any longer. For first time in myife, getting brand new, and I get (limited) choice of colour. Which should I go for?
Silver or white?
Silver or white?
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Changing my car, as I can't stand my current one any longer. For first time in myife, getting brand new, and I get (limited) choice of colour. Which should I go for?
Silver or white?
Silver or white?
A friend sent me this... I'm crying with laughter. 😂💀😂💀
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A friend sent me this... I'm crying with laughter. 😂💀😂💀
Oops. It was an accident. 🐷
December 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oops. It was an accident. 🐷
Jeez I would make a great wife.
Homemade sausage rolls, anyone?
Homemade sausage rolls, anyone?
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Jeez I would make a great wife.
Homemade sausage rolls, anyone?
Homemade sausage rolls, anyone?
Gatsby fancy dress.
Basically a fake pocket watch and a tube of brylcream. 😂
Basically a fake pocket watch and a tube of brylcream. 😂
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Gatsby fancy dress.
Basically a fake pocket watch and a tube of brylcream. 😂
Basically a fake pocket watch and a tube of brylcream. 😂
Couldn't sleep, and clearly thrilled about it. 🙄
Gym...might as well, right?
Either that, or stay in bed for a big wank. Figured this would burn more calories.
Gym...might as well, right?
Either that, or stay in bed for a big wank. Figured this would burn more calories.
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Couldn't sleep, and clearly thrilled about it. 🙄
Gym...might as well, right?
Either that, or stay in bed for a big wank. Figured this would burn more calories.
Gym...might as well, right?
Either that, or stay in bed for a big wank. Figured this would burn more calories.
Happy to annoy the reformers too... Yuletide Felicitations to you.
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Happy to annoy the reformers too... Yuletide Felicitations to you.
Work Christmas party tonight.
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Work Christmas party tonight.
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Trail mix time again.
🐷🫠
🐷🫠
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Trail mix time again.
🐷🫠
🐷🫠
Sometimes the simplest food is the best, especially when done well.
Really good hand carved ham
Runny fried egg
Crispy chips.
Bliss.
Really good hand carved ham
Runny fried egg
Crispy chips.
Bliss.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sometimes the simplest food is the best, especially when done well.
Really good hand carved ham
Runny fried egg
Crispy chips.
Bliss.
Really good hand carved ham
Runny fried egg
Crispy chips.
Bliss.
Needed a feel good couple of hours, and seeing I was up in town for work, sod it.
Third row.
Centre stalls.
£29.50.
#bargain
#cheapdate
Third row.
Centre stalls.
£29.50.
#bargain
#cheapdate
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Needed a feel good couple of hours, and seeing I was up in town for work, sod it.
Third row.
Centre stalls.
£29.50.
#bargain
#cheapdate
Third row.
Centre stalls.
£29.50.
#bargain
#cheapdate
Another work function, this time in central London.
💅
💅
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Another work function, this time in central London.
💅
💅
Ooh Craig Doyle. 😍
Childhood crush..ever since he did the BBC Holiday show. Dark hair, gorgeous eyes, and that accent. 🫠
#celebritymasterchef
Childhood crush..ever since he did the BBC Holiday show. Dark hair, gorgeous eyes, and that accent. 🫠
#celebritymasterchef
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ooh Craig Doyle. 😍
Childhood crush..ever since he did the BBC Holiday show. Dark hair, gorgeous eyes, and that accent. 🫠
#celebritymasterchef
Childhood crush..ever since he did the BBC Holiday show. Dark hair, gorgeous eyes, and that accent. 🫠
#celebritymasterchef
Do they make me look intelligent? 🤓😂
Varifocals are a tough adjustment.. struggling a bit tbh. Want to persevere though.
Varifocals are a tough adjustment.. struggling a bit tbh. Want to persevere though.
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Do they make me look intelligent? 🤓😂
Varifocals are a tough adjustment.. struggling a bit tbh. Want to persevere though.
Varifocals are a tough adjustment.. struggling a bit tbh. Want to persevere though.
I'm glad I don't have witnesses, because this is about to be inhaled. 🐷
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm glad I don't have witnesses, because this is about to be inhaled. 🐷
The weird noise and face I can't help making when I get into bed and the heated blanket has been on for ages, making it proper toasty. 😂😂
#simplepleasures
#simplepleasures
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The weird noise and face I can't help making when I get into bed and the heated blanket has been on for ages, making it proper toasty. 😂😂
#simplepleasures
#simplepleasures
Asked my mum what she wanted for her (very nearly 80th) birthday...
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Asked my mum what she wanted for her (very nearly 80th) birthday...