BeardedDad1987
@beardeddad1987.bsky.social
Streamer, Uni Student, Dad, i wanna say im here for a good time, but it feels like its been a long time.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? – His car got toad away.
December 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? – His car got toad away.
Why do fish live in saltwater? – Because pepper makes them sneeze.
December 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Why do fish live in saltwater? – Because pepper makes them sneeze.
How do you organize a space party? – You planet.
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How do you organize a space party? – You planet.
Live now: Subathon Stream 60 and yes… we’re still building the ship on BeardCraft. At this point it’s a lifestyle choice.
Game: Minecraft (BeardCraft Realm)
Dad joke: Why don’t ships ever argue? They just let things drift.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Game: Minecraft (BeardCraft Realm)
Dad joke: Why don’t ships ever argue? They just let things drift.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
BeardedDad1987 - Twitch
🔞 Subathon Stream 60 – BeardCraft Ship Building… Still 🚢 - !kofi - !socials - !join - !tangia - !fish - !stickers - !beard
twitch.tv
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Live now: Subathon Stream 60 and yes… we’re still building the ship on BeardCraft. At this point it’s a lifestyle choice.
Game: Minecraft (BeardCraft Realm)
Dad joke: Why don’t ships ever argue? They just let things drift.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Game: Minecraft (BeardCraft Realm)
Dad joke: Why don’t ships ever argue? They just let things drift.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? – Dam.
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? – Dam.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? – Where’s popcorn?
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? – Where’s popcorn?
What did the traffic light say to the car? – Don’t look, I’m changing.
December 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
What did the traffic light say to the car? – Don’t look, I’m changing.
What do you call a pile of cats? – A meowtain.
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
What do you call a pile of cats? – A meowtain.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? – Because some relationships don’t work out.
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? – Because some relationships don’t work out.
What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? – Frostbite.
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? – Frostbite.
Live now: Back on BeardCraft for Subathon Stream 56 — time to keep building this ship and hope it actually floats.
Game: Minecraft (BeardCraft Realm)
Dad joke: Why don’t pirates take showers? They just wash up on shore.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Game: Minecraft (BeardCraft Realm)
Dad joke: Why don’t pirates take showers? They just wash up on shore.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
BeardedDad1987 - Twitch
Hey there! I'm BeardedDad1987, a variety streamer who loves bringing fun, chaos, and good vibes to the community. Whether we're playing Minecraft, other survival crafting games, or diving into somethi...
twitch.tv
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Live now: Back on BeardCraft for Subathon Stream 56 — time to keep building this ship and hope it actually floats.
Game: Minecraft (BeardCraft Realm)
Dad joke: Why don’t pirates take showers? They just wash up on shore.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Game: Minecraft (BeardCraft Realm)
Dad joke: Why don’t pirates take showers? They just wash up on shore.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Live now: Subathon Stream 55 — diving into some fish art because why not? If this subathon never ends, at least the fish will look good.
Game: Art Stream
Dad joke: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofish-ticated.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Game: Art Stream
Dad joke: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofish-ticated.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
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December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Live now: Subathon Stream 55 — diving into some fish art because why not? If this subathon never ends, at least the fish will look good.
Game: Art Stream
Dad joke: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofish-ticated.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Game: Art Stream
Dad joke: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofish-ticated.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? – She kept running away from the ball.
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? – She kept running away from the ball.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? – Frostbite.
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? – Frostbite.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? – They’d crack each other up.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? – They’d crack each other up.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? – Because then it would be a foot.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? – Because then it would be a foot.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? – Hey, bud!
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
What did the big flower say to the little flower? – Hey, bud!
How do you organize a space party? – You planet.
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
How do you organize a space party? – You planet.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? – The living room.
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? – The living room.
What do you call a belt with a clock on it? – A waist of time.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What do you call a belt with a clock on it? – A waist of time.
How do you get a tissue to dance? – You put a little boogie in it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
How do you get a tissue to dance? – You put a little boogie in it.
Why do ducks have tail feathers? – To cover their butt quacks.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Why do ducks have tail feathers? – To cover their butt quacks.
Live now: Returning to Planet Crafter’s Toxicity DLC — toxic fumes, strange creatures, and my questionable survival instincts.
Game: Planet Crafter (Toxicity DLC)
Dad joke: Why don’t toxic planets use maps? They prefer to navigate by bad vibes.
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Game: Planet Crafter (Toxicity DLC)
Dad joke: Why don’t toxic planets use maps? They prefer to navigate by bad vibes.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
BeardedDad1987 - Twitch
Hey there! I'm BeardedDad1987, a variety streamer who loves bringing fun, chaos, and good vibes to the community. Whether we're playing Minecraft, other survival crafting games, or diving into somethi...
twitch.tv
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Live now: Returning to Planet Crafter’s Toxicity DLC — toxic fumes, strange creatures, and my questionable survival instincts.
Game: Planet Crafter (Toxicity DLC)
Dad joke: Why don’t toxic planets use maps? They prefer to navigate by bad vibes.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Game: Planet Crafter (Toxicity DLC)
Dad joke: Why don’t toxic planets use maps? They prefer to navigate by bad vibes.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
How does a cucumber become a pickle? - It goes through a jarring experience.
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How does a cucumber become a pickle? - It goes through a jarring experience.