Chris :)
@bearbyte.co.uk
🏴 27yo Cyber Security Analyst in CNI
This is the void into which I shout my uneducated thoughts.
DnD nerd, MTG nerd, Pokémon nerd, Archer...I promise I'm cool
You'll also see my sausage dog a bunch
This is the void into which I shout my uneducated thoughts.
DnD nerd, MTG nerd, Pokémon nerd, Archer...I promise I'm cool
You'll also see my sausage dog a bunch
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Chris :)
@bearbyte.co.uk
· Oct 30
Shwmae! I'd like more moots so intro time~
I'm just a big nerd who reads books, plays games, and complains about cyber security 🖥️
🚀Mass Effect
🕹️Guild Wars 2
👾Cyberpunk
📖Fantasy & Sci Fi books
⚔️D&D
🃏Magic TCG
🏹Archery
🎲Board games
✨Anime
🌭My dog (a bastard)
🤓Other generic nerd shit
#promosky
I'm just a big nerd who reads books, plays games, and complains about cyber security 🖥️
🚀Mass Effect
🕹️Guild Wars 2
👾Cyberpunk
📖Fantasy & Sci Fi books
⚔️D&D
🃏Magic TCG
🏹Archery
🎲Board games
✨Anime
🌭My dog (a bastard)
🤓Other generic nerd shit
#promosky
The 3 Genders - Waifu, Daddy and Faker
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
The 3 Genders - Waifu, Daddy and Faker
I had no idea what to expect from the #MTG x Jim Henson Company #LorwynEclipsed trailer but I wouldn't have put money on a musical number that absolutely SLAPPED
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I had no idea what to expect from the #MTG x Jim Henson Company #LorwynEclipsed trailer but I wouldn't have put money on a musical number that absolutely SLAPPED
My manager is the only analyst on the team working this week and I've been silently watching his slow breakdown as nothing works at the start of the year.
May just book next week off tbh
May just book next week off tbh
January 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
My manager is the only analyst on the team working this week and I've been silently watching his slow breakdown as nothing works at the start of the year.
May just book next week off tbh
May just book next week off tbh
Man,I'm so hyped for Lorwyn and Strixhaven this year.
And that's all that's coming out.
And that's all that's coming out.
January 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Man,I'm so hyped for Lorwyn and Strixhaven this year.
And that's all that's coming out.
And that's all that's coming out.
Reposted by Chris :)
Reposted by Chris :)
Supermarkets already have easter stuff on the shelves before the years even ended. Holidays dont exist anymore and its depressing :)
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Supermarkets already have easter stuff on the shelves before the years even ended. Holidays dont exist anymore and its depressing :)
Merry Christmas, nerds 🎅🏻
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Merry Christmas, nerds 🎅🏻
Do Cloudflare, AWS, and Azure have some agreement to take it in turns to cause 1/3rd of the internet to not work at a time?
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Do Cloudflare, AWS, and Azure have some agreement to take it in turns to cause 1/3rd of the internet to not work at a time?
Oh shit security copilot is being included in E5?
I'm sure that means they had great success selling it before
I'm also sure it means E5 won't spike in price in the near future
And I'm confident idiot managers won't jump right in and slash junior Analyst roles
I'm sure that means they had great success selling it before
I'm also sure it means E5 won't spike in price in the near future
And I'm confident idiot managers won't jump right in and slash junior Analyst roles
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh shit security copilot is being included in E5?
I'm sure that means they had great success selling it before
I'm also sure it means E5 won't spike in price in the near future
And I'm confident idiot managers won't jump right in and slash junior Analyst roles
I'm sure that means they had great success selling it before
I'm also sure it means E5 won't spike in price in the near future
And I'm confident idiot managers won't jump right in and slash junior Analyst roles
NEW PROJECT HAIL MARY TRAILER FUCK YEAH
AND ITS GOOD
FUCK YEAH
AND ITS GOOD
FUCK YEAH
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
NEW PROJECT HAIL MARY TRAILER FUCK YEAH
AND ITS GOOD
FUCK YEAH
AND ITS GOOD
FUCK YEAH
Whenever someone asks me to do something I am reminded that I'm no longer just a little guy and do infact have responsibilities
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Whenever someone asks me to do something I am reminded that I'm no longer just a little guy and do infact have responsibilities
After (nearly) exactly a year, I finished DMing an (almost) weekly Strixhaven campaign with a 9 hour session
I'm exhausted, make believe is fun, I'm gunna crash now
I'm exhausted, make believe is fun, I'm gunna crash now
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After (nearly) exactly a year, I finished DMing an (almost) weekly Strixhaven campaign with a 9 hour session
I'm exhausted, make believe is fun, I'm gunna crash now
I'm exhausted, make believe is fun, I'm gunna crash now
This is the benefit of hybrid work.
Don't care how much you offer to pay me you're not giving me dog cuddles.
Don't care how much you offer to pay me you're not giving me dog cuddles.
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This is the benefit of hybrid work.
Don't care how much you offer to pay me you're not giving me dog cuddles.
Don't care how much you offer to pay me you're not giving me dog cuddles.
Kids have really shite memes these days
a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Kids have really shite memes these days
Someone stole my warm spot on the sofa
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Someone stole my warm spot on the sofa
I've truly entered my local old man era by complaining to the transport company over ~£2
It's the *principle* of the matter.
It's the *principle* of the matter.
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I've truly entered my local old man era by complaining to the transport company over ~£2
It's the *principle* of the matter.
It's the *principle* of the matter.
How am I meant to get any work done when Hades 2 and Silksong are RIGHT THERE
September 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
How am I meant to get any work done when Hades 2 and Silksong are RIGHT THERE
I look at Facebook maybe 4 times a year, but the amount of people I grew up with and studied with who ended up supporting the far right is increasing every time
It's a little worrying and very sad 😬
It's a little worrying and very sad 😬
September 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I look at Facebook maybe 4 times a year, but the amount of people I grew up with and studied with who ended up supporting the far right is increasing every time
It's a little worrying and very sad 😬
It's a little worrying and very sad 😬
Ah yes 10pm - the perfect time to have a sudden urge to learn reverse engineering & malware analysis
September 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ah yes 10pm - the perfect time to have a sudden urge to learn reverse engineering & malware analysis
Copenhagen was wonderful, such a beautiful city
...any Danish companies hiring?
...any Danish companies hiring?
September 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Copenhagen was wonderful, such a beautiful city
...any Danish companies hiring?
...any Danish companies hiring?
Copenhagen, we are in you 🇩🇰
September 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Copenhagen, we are in you 🇩🇰
We just finished watching Moana 2 and I've already forgotten about it
August 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We just finished watching Moana 2 and I've already forgotten about it
August 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM