Fartz McClintock
@beansisprettygood.bsky.social
He/him. Dirty leftist. Vegetarian. Cannabis enthusiast. Plant Dad. 1312, landlords are parasites, eat the rich.
I'm glad you fulfilled your Tom DeLongeing
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm glad you fulfilled your Tom DeLongeing
you got this director bb girl. I'm proud of you!
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
you got this director bb girl. I'm proud of you!
she's a mostly good dog and she loves her dad
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
she's a mostly good dog and she loves her dad
aww we call Luci's her shirt
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
aww we call Luci's her shirt
what a cute little harness!
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
what a cute little harness!
absolutely gorgeous
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
absolutely gorgeous
Sweet little pervert is living the dream
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Sweet little pervert is living the dream
wait until you see what goes on the handle of my flog
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
wait until you see what goes on the handle of my flog
make me a sourdough spider pls
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
make me a sourdough spider pls
that goes on the collar
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
that goes on the collar
don't worry director bb girl, I'm a pro.
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
don't worry director bb girl, I'm a pro.
I'll get you a paddle that says Director Frannie for your birthday
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'll get you a paddle that says Director Frannie for your birthday
I've got balls of steel?
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I've got balls of steel?
that's a lot of words, too bad i ain't reading them
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
that's a lot of words, too bad i ain't reading them
simply capital
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
simply capital
i say when we find this guy we take his bare butt out of his costume and give him a spanking!
a man in a hot dog costume has the words it could literally be any one of us above him
ALT: a man in a hot dog costume has the words it could literally be any one of us above him
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i say when we find this guy we take his bare butt out of his costume and give him a spanking!
i joke a lot about being in love with you for your food and your dog but this kind kind of shit might make me actually crush on you. love a vindictive queen.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i joke a lot about being in love with you for your food and your dog but this kind kind of shit might make me actually crush on you. love a vindictive queen.
stop it, you're perf. unless you meant you're a literal monster in which case: how you doin?
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
stop it, you're perf. unless you meant you're a literal monster in which case: how you doin?
i don't have any advice but if you find anything let me know, i have a friend in a similar situation. I'll of course do the same for you
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i don't have any advice but if you find anything let me know, i have a friend in a similar situation. I'll of course do the same for you
hey you found your chiles
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
hey you found your chiles
here if you need it comrade, good luck!
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
here if you need it comrade, good luck!
yeah no that's the point
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
yeah no that's the point