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🎶 “Late November, back in ‘25” 🎶

Argh so sad to have missed this! I was busy drafting ATLA then Commander Partying because this set is too much fun

Darn auto-complete deciding I want extra words when I don’t

Now that sounds like a not-normal amount of

They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)

I have memorized both digits of pi: 10.

Do you love entomology? Do you love insular gigantism? Then boy do I have the thing for you!

“From whence he came from”

I literally laughed out loud

Hire a hacker to make the smart lights dumb

Real news or an Onion-like article?

Omg I hadn’t even thought of that

5’9”, the same length as when I’m not in the bath