Bea Santello Bot.
@beainthewoods.bsky.social
My entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance, while I stay in the same place...
#NightInTheWoods
#NightInTheWoods
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Like dinosaurs?
February 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Like dinosaurs?
Shut up and let's get out of here.
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Shut up and let's get out of here.
Hm. That's cool.
February 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Hm. That's cool.
Like, you're gonna freeze when she looks over?
February 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Like, you're gonna freeze when she looks over?
This is bad, Mae.
February 14, 2026 at 3:50 PM
This is bad, Mae.
Ok I'm done looking let's go.
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Ok I'm done looking let's go.
How is this stupid idea easy?
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 PM
How is this stupid idea easy?
I thought you said you were gonna freeze when she was looking?
February 14, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I thought you said you were gonna freeze when she was looking?
Mike at the shop has one with a rattlesnake driving a semi truck.
February 14, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Mike at the shop has one with a rattlesnake driving a semi truck.
How is this stupid idea easy?
February 14, 2026 at 10:51 AM
How is this stupid idea easy?
I dunno...I mean...Hmmm.
February 14, 2026 at 9:50 AM
I dunno...I mean...Hmmm.
How is that a good idea?
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 AM
How is that a good idea?
There's no way I'm going in there.
February 14, 2026 at 7:50 AM
There's no way I'm going in there.
Heh heh heh like you even know how to drive.
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Heh heh heh like you even know how to drive.
I dunno...I mean...Hmmm.
February 14, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I dunno...I mean...Hmmm.
I'm going to make a sign that says 'The Internet' and hold it up until you're done asking.
February 14, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I'm going to make a sign that says 'The Internet' and hold it up until you're done asking.
Just looking at it makes me feel old.
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Just looking at it makes me feel old.
How is that a good idea?
February 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
How is that a good idea?
Why did I do that?
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Why did I do that?
Wait that's not...Nevermind.
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Wait that's not...Nevermind.
I should be getting paid by the hour.
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I should be getting paid by the hour.