Resting Beachface
@beachface.bsky.social
All aboard the crazy train… toot toot motherfucker! I skeet about FSU sports, Harry Styles/One Direction, my dogs and kids, some politics, and random shit. And I cuss. A fuckton.
The USPS continues to help keep UPS and FedEx in business.
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The USPS continues to help keep UPS and FedEx in business.
Gee I don’t feel sorry for her, given all the death threats LGBTQ+ people get daily from her constituents and others like them based on her rhetoric.
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Gee I don’t feel sorry for her, given all the death threats LGBTQ+ people get daily from her constituents and others like them based on her rhetoric.
Every accusation is a confession…
HE is garbage. His family and buddies are garbage.
HE is garbage. His family and buddies are garbage.
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Every accusation is a confession…
HE is garbage. His family and buddies are garbage.
HE is garbage. His family and buddies are garbage.
SLEEPY JOE
It truly is every accusation is a confession.
It truly is every accusation is a confession.
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
SLEEPY JOE
It truly is every accusation is a confession.
It truly is every accusation is a confession.
Looking forward to a day (hopefully soon) when he falls asleep and doesn’t wake up in one of these meetings.
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Looking forward to a day (hopefully soon) when he falls asleep and doesn’t wake up in one of these meetings.
He can’t even stand up to stay awake because he can’t stand on his own reliably anymore.
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
He can’t even stand up to stay awake because he can’t stand on his own reliably anymore.
It’s not surprising that this man-child had the audacity to call him Sleepy Joe, but it sure is deliciously hilarious that he’s taking a nap in meetings on a daily basis now.
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s not surprising that this man-child had the audacity to call him Sleepy Joe, but it sure is deliciously hilarious that he’s taking a nap in meetings on a daily basis now.
A whole essay based off a fictional book written by men to control people
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A whole essay based off a fictional book written by men to control people
