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Steady hand, Dodgers fan. This ain’t the end of nothing much, it’s just another round.
You can microdose the attention you get for having a baby by having an extremely cute dog. And in some ways it’s better for everyone
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
You can microdose the attention you get for having a baby by having an extremely cute dog. And in some ways it’s better for everyone
Imagine affecting a punk rawk accent as annoying as Mike Herrera’s of Mxpx. And then having to commit to a choice you made as a teen even closing in at 50
January 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Imagine affecting a punk rawk accent as annoying as Mike Herrera’s of Mxpx. And then having to commit to a choice you made as a teen even closing in at 50
You would not believe how much I think about The Phantom Tollbooth
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
You would not believe how much I think about The Phantom Tollbooth
Clicking to learn more about an industry conference, seeing the Savannah Bananas guy is a keynote speaker, closing the tab
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Clicking to learn more about an industry conference, seeing the Savannah Bananas guy is a keynote speaker, closing the tab
You wouldn’t DM someone their own post with “haha” instead of merely liking their post and moving on
January 15, 2026 at 3:04 AM
You wouldn’t DM someone their own post with “haha” instead of merely liking their post and moving on
Every second I’m not watching Ocean’s Eleven, I’m pissed about it
January 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Every second I’m not watching Ocean’s Eleven, I’m pissed about it
Many people say I’m the Forest Gump of North Hollywood
January 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Many people say I’m the Forest Gump of North Hollywood
“Callin’ Baton Rouge” by Garth Brooks is such a banger. Great entry in the “in a great mood the day after getting laid” field too
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Callin’ Baton Rouge” by Garth Brooks is such a banger. Great entry in the “in a great mood the day after getting laid” field too
The actor/comedian who performed at your friend’s 18th birthday for free because he had a crush on her to wannabe cult leader pipeline
January 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The actor/comedian who performed at your friend’s 18th birthday for free because he had a crush on her to wannabe cult leader pipeline
Is anything better than sucking on ice cubes
January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Is anything better than sucking on ice cubes
I think I’ve enjoyed every “Tony’s” that I’ve ever patronized. Red sauce restaurants, sandwiches, bars. All great. Huge fan of Tony’s.
January 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I think I’ve enjoyed every “Tony’s” that I’ve ever patronized. Red sauce restaurants, sandwiches, bars. All great. Huge fan of Tony’s.
Watching an 80s movie is so funny. They’ll show an anonymous sexy woman stepping out of a car, the camera starting at her sexy shoe and panning up her sexy leg, revealing the smallest ass you could ever imagine
January 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Watching an 80s movie is so funny. They’ll show an anonymous sexy woman stepping out of a car, the camera starting at her sexy shoe and panning up her sexy leg, revealing the smallest ass you could ever imagine
“Is it normal to cry at”- STOP. Yeah. It’s normal
January 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
“Is it normal to cry at”- STOP. Yeah. It’s normal
I keep that thang on me
January 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I keep that thang on me
I saw a brand called “Hot Girl Pickles” and sighed ruefully
January 12, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I saw a brand called “Hot Girl Pickles” and sighed ruefully
🚨This account stans Queen Latifah
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
🚨This account stans Queen Latifah
A middle schooler on a skateboard said she liked my outfit so you know I’m feeling good
January 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
A middle schooler on a skateboard said she liked my outfit so you know I’m feeling good
"Order Domino's and she take off all her clothes, you know how it goes, make the pizza man wait" went the poet J. Cole's "G.O.M.D." While his 2014 album may have gone double platinum with no features, that bar is a relic in a world with contactless delivery.
January 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
"Order Domino's and she take off all her clothes, you know how it goes, make the pizza man wait" went the poet J. Cole's "G.O.M.D." While his 2014 album may have gone double platinum with no features, that bar is a relic in a world with contactless delivery.
Obstinate and escorted out by cops at New Bev boyfriend / Kicked out for QR code ordering chicken tenders at Alamo girlfriend
A guy was escorted out of The New Beverly Cinema recently after taking out his cellphone during a "Wild Strawberries / Straight Story" double bill.
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Obstinate and escorted out by cops at New Bev boyfriend / Kicked out for QR code ordering chicken tenders at Alamo girlfriend
Calling cashiers Darlin just to feel something
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Calling cashiers Darlin just to feel something
Mike Judge playing Stan, the stickler manager of Chotchkie's Bar & Grill, is so foxy I can’t believe he was supposed to be a minor villain. This dude could step into a bar today and put up numbers. Times change.
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Mike Judge playing Stan, the stickler manager of Chotchkie's Bar & Grill, is so foxy I can’t believe he was supposed to be a minor villain. This dude could step into a bar today and put up numbers. Times change.
*Turn! Turn! Turn! by The Byrds starts playing*
I always thought getting older meant getting wiser, but that night, sitting in a cold cell under flickering lights, I realized growing up was a series of wrong turns you hoped you’d laugh about someday.
www.tmz.com/2026/01/09/h...
I always thought getting older meant getting wiser, but that night, sitting in a cold cell under flickering lights, I realized growing up was a series of wrong turns you hoped you’d laugh about someday.
www.tmz.com/2026/01/09/h...
'Home Alone' Star Daniel Stern Cited for Soliciting Prostitution
Sounds like Daniel Stern didn't want to be home alone ... because cops issued him a citation for allegedly trying to hire an escort.
www.tmz.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
*Turn! Turn! Turn! by The Byrds starts playing*
I always thought getting older meant getting wiser, but that night, sitting in a cold cell under flickering lights, I realized growing up was a series of wrong turns you hoped you’d laugh about someday.
www.tmz.com/2026/01/09/h...
I always thought getting older meant getting wiser, but that night, sitting in a cold cell under flickering lights, I realized growing up was a series of wrong turns you hoped you’d laugh about someday.
www.tmz.com/2026/01/09/h...
Wolf Parade’s “I’ll Believe in Anything”has been my favorite song for the last 20 years and I’ve been Posting about it on websites for about that long. I was there at the time and have stayed there so long, I’ve caught them on two different nostalgia tours (2016 and 2022!)
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Wolf Parade’s “I’ll Believe in Anything”has been my favorite song for the last 20 years and I’ve been Posting about it on websites for about that long. I was there at the time and have stayed there so long, I’ve caught them on two different nostalgia tours (2016 and 2022!)
You gotta hand it to him - Oliver Platt looks like his name would be Oliver Platt
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
You gotta hand it to him - Oliver Platt looks like his name would be Oliver Platt