B. Clay Moore
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B. Clay Moore
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Hey, Kids! It's The Comic Book Writer! Kansas City.

Pop culture obsessive, sports guy (sorry), fan of kitsch, tiki, and intellectual wankery.

https://bclaymoore.substack.com/

Half of Dead Echo Press, with art maker Mack Chater.
This weekend at Air Capital Comic Con in Wichita, the thing that made the most people stop at my table was my super nerdy Yunzii wireless keyboard/vintage typewriter.

I should get a commission for any they ship to the 316.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If there's anything greater than HaHa, You Clowns, I don't wanna know, because I couldn't handle it.
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Imagine being accused of anything worse than being called "Kash Patel's girlfriend."
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
There's an article in the latest NEW YORKER about a subject that's always fascinated me: the fact that some people lack the ability to think visually.

Really interesting piece.
November 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I was putting Christmas up, but got sleepy watching snow drift past my window, so decided to wait until the morning to move my beautiful prelit white tree to wherever it's going.

I basically just live in my own private reality these days.
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I voted!

I mean here in JoCo, Kansas, we just had water board and school board stuff to vote on, but I GOT A STICKER.
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Do all of these deranged little Nazi fleabags inject speed directly into their eyeballs?
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I don't know what was going on with the hair stylist for this flick, but also check out the size of this Fender amp dude dragged out to the pool to strum a shitty ballad.
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 AM
How do we keep losing ground to men who shit their pants over painted fingernails and pronouns?
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I glanced at the match info for the FA Cup matchup between Braintree Town and Chelmsford City and saw this note.

Not gonna lie. If I'm betting on Braintree Town v. Chelmsford City, I'm probably beyond help.

(Having said that, bet the farm on Braintree)
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It's entirely possible my favorite subject for photography is the discarded jack o'lantern.

There's a huge commercial market for this, I'm sure.
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A cool thing about watching your kids grow up is seeing them explore their own vibes and figuring out their comfort levels.

Halloween with the Moore kids: a quiet night at home, Men (well, man and Lexi) in Black out to a party, and Jeff Hardy dancing in a parking lot in I don't even know where ...
November 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Fuck the treble. Arsenal might just win the quadruple.
October 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I was asking my kid if he left any XBox controllers here and within an hour noticed all of my available emojis featured them.

I'm so tired of whatever is happening.
October 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Arsenal's strategy of not allowing any goals ever is paying off.
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
With all due respect, how did I never notice how fine FAWLTY TOWERS era Prunella Scales was when I was growing up?
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I share a Snapchat group with my three kids. They're all very different, but getting weird glimpes into their scattered (Denver, St Louis, Hays, Kansas) lives always entertains me.
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
New HAWAIIAN DICK illo by Scorpio Steele as we finally drag GREAT BIG HAWAIIAN DICK together
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
1% of what? I need to know!
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If I hadn't decided to become a superstar comics writer, some old zines I just found indicate I would have made a dandy edgy alternative cartoonist with a very specific emphasis on mainstream superheroes. And Garfield.
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I arrived in New York for New York Comic Con a couple of days late because I had something more important to do, like walking my beautiful daughter down the aisle in Las Vegas.

❤️
October 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
See here, kids. The Flat Cap Gang is back in town and done with your shenanigans.

Haun, Rich, Campbell and Bunn in black.

#nycc
October 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Digging through old files, found a scan of old business cards, from maybe 15-20 years ago?
October 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Man, Doja Cat live is pretty fucking awesome. As an old man, I can say she reminds me of early 80s new wave. Performance art.

Her shows must be the bee's knees.
October 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Can I point out that as obviously unconstitutional and authoritarian this is, if also does not appear to have been written by Trump.

Where he be?
October 4, 2025 at 8:33 AM