Omfg heavy cream was leaking onto my passenger seat for my entire drive to Lancaster, 13th reason incoming
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Omfg heavy cream was leaking onto my passenger seat for my entire drive to Lancaster, 13th reason incoming
Already saw two posts about getting stuffed on thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Already saw two posts about getting stuffed on thanksgiving
Had 1.5 glasses of wine, time to reply to every instagram story
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Had 1.5 glasses of wine, time to reply to every instagram story
Forming stiff peaks as we speak
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Forming stiff peaks as we speak
Somebody get my ass off this couch and into the kitchen because there is a pumpkin chiffon pie to be baked
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Somebody get my ass off this couch and into the kitchen because there is a pumpkin chiffon pie to be baked
Why is today scientifically the most feral day of the year
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Why is today scientifically the most feral day of the year
All of this stuff I’ve purchased for the kitten is going to give major baby shoes, never worn energy if this adoption doesn’t work out 😭
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
All of this stuff I’ve purchased for the kitten is going to give major baby shoes, never worn energy if this adoption doesn’t work out 😭
happy gay man with the most snatched waists you’ve ever seen complaining about being bloated, fluffy, having extra holiday pounds, etc. season
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
happy gay man with the most snatched waists you’ve ever seen complaining about being bloated, fluffy, having extra holiday pounds, etc. season
Guys I think I might be gay :/
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Guys I think I might be gay :/
Beat the rush, in and out in <15 min :))
Realized I have to go to the grocery store today, the worst possible day for that 😫
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Beat the rush, in and out in <15 min :))
Realized I have to go to the grocery store today, the worst possible day for that 😫
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Realized I have to go to the grocery store today, the worst possible day for that 😫
The way I am quite literally flying around the entire world in March lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The way I am quite literally flying around the entire world in March lol
Wait I kind of love her
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Wait I kind of love her
cannot wait to be on a fucking beach in 10 days
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
cannot wait to be on a fucking beach in 10 days
had anyone seen my green hoodie that I bought at a lighthouse gift shop in maine and apparently lost inside of my own home
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
had anyone seen my green hoodie that I bought at a lighthouse gift shop in maine and apparently lost inside of my own home
long island iced
11. Tea lovers, what is your favorite flavor of tea?
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
long island iced
One of the discussion topics for a division virtual Christmas party next month is “share your controversial holiday opinions” - how do we think it would go over if I said religion is a man-made creation to scare and control the simple-minded
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
One of the discussion topics for a division virtual Christmas party next month is “share your controversial holiday opinions” - how do we think it would go over if I said religion is a man-made creation to scare and control the simple-minded
He had a positive feline leukemia screening yesterday, but there’s a high rate of false positives in kittens so they do lab tests next week to confirm whether or not he has the virus. Need a negative to adopt because it’s contagious to other cats. Keep your fingers crossed for me plsss
Got bad news and kitten will not be coming this week 😭
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
He had a positive feline leukemia screening yesterday, but there’s a high rate of false positives in kittens so they do lab tests next week to confirm whether or not he has the virus. Need a negative to adopt because it’s contagious to other cats. Keep your fingers crossed for me plsss
Got bad news and kitten will not be coming this week 😭
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Got bad news and kitten will not be coming this week 😭
Always amazed when somebody can turn ordering a coffee into a five minute process. Like how can you have that many questions
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Always amazed when somebody can turn ordering a coffee into a five minute process. Like how can you have that many questions
A four-day weekend followed by a five-day weekend… don’t mind if I do
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A four-day weekend followed by a five-day weekend… don’t mind if I do
things the kitten I’m adopting this week will not have after today:
balls
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
things the kitten I’m adopting this week will not have after today: