B. Chris (B.C.) Bell
@bc30000.bsky.social
Author of Tales of the Bagman series and some dozen pulp novellas. Bluespunk musician. Pulp, punk rock, cult movies and books. Cowboys and Spacemen! History, fun facts, weird research, Taoism, politics, and brain farts. No DM's w/out request.
They had the nerve to name their robot Rosie, and it doesn't even have wheels for feet!
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
They had the nerve to name their robot Rosie, and it doesn't even have wheels for feet!
I got angry that I let them get me angry.
Man, I just can't do this today.
Man, I just can't do this today.
September 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I got angry that I let them get me angry.
Man, I just can't do this today.
Man, I just can't do this today.
The last thing I want solving my problems.
September 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The last thing I want solving my problems.
Discovered a Fredric Brown Ed & Am mystery I hadn't read. Tame by modern standards, but for Carnies that lived in the pre-Cabrini Green neighborhood of Chicago they got into a lot of trouble.
September 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Discovered a Fredric Brown Ed & Am mystery I hadn't read. Tame by modern standards, but for Carnies that lived in the pre-Cabrini Green neighborhood of Chicago they got into a lot of trouble.
I want Green Lantern finger picks for guitar.
September 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I want Green Lantern finger picks for guitar.
It's my birthday. I really do need a cheap semi hollow body guitar for my last big BBQ gig of the season. Obnoxious looking is fine, it's how it plays--so I get to hit the shops.
And, I've been inspired to read the crime short stories of Chicago's own Fredric Brown this weekend.
And, I've been inspired to read the crime short stories of Chicago's own Fredric Brown this weekend.
September 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It's my birthday. I really do need a cheap semi hollow body guitar for my last big BBQ gig of the season. Obnoxious looking is fine, it's how it plays--so I get to hit the shops.
And, I've been inspired to read the crime short stories of Chicago's own Fredric Brown this weekend.
And, I've been inspired to read the crime short stories of Chicago's own Fredric Brown this weekend.
"Dead issue"?
That's what they said about The Heap!
(And Solomon Grundy, and Man-Thing, and Swamp Thing and a whole slew of mucky humanoid freaks.)
That's what they said about The Heap!
(And Solomon Grundy, and Man-Thing, and Swamp Thing and a whole slew of mucky humanoid freaks.)
September 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Dead issue"?
That's what they said about The Heap!
(And Solomon Grundy, and Man-Thing, and Swamp Thing and a whole slew of mucky humanoid freaks.)
That's what they said about The Heap!
(And Solomon Grundy, and Man-Thing, and Swamp Thing and a whole slew of mucky humanoid freaks.)
This panel was the highlight of my day.
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This panel was the highlight of my day.
In a few weeks Trump will have made it as big as his idol, Alphonse Capone. Fishing with dementia in a swimming pool.
September 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
In a few weeks Trump will have made it as big as his idol, Alphonse Capone. Fishing with dementia in a swimming pool.
"duties and taxes for your order will be a minimum of an additional 55% that will need to be paid to the courier before delivery can be made."
"I'm not paying $150 for a $60 instrument."
[man walks by]
"Say, Bud can you spare a tiny parlor guitar for a fellow American who's down on his luck?"
"I'm not paying $150 for a $60 instrument."
[man walks by]
"Say, Bud can you spare a tiny parlor guitar for a fellow American who's down on his luck?"
September 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"duties and taxes for your order will be a minimum of an additional 55% that will need to be paid to the courier before delivery can be made."
"I'm not paying $150 for a $60 instrument."
[man walks by]
"Say, Bud can you spare a tiny parlor guitar for a fellow American who's down on his luck?"
"I'm not paying $150 for a $60 instrument."
[man walks by]
"Say, Bud can you spare a tiny parlor guitar for a fellow American who's down on his luck?"
$60 throwaway hiking guitar is now well over $100 thanks to tariffs. The drummer lost his mind and thinks he's the love child of Marylin Monroe and JFK.
Happy Labor Day, ya kings in disguise.
Happy Labor Day, ya kings in disguise.
September 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
$60 throwaway hiking guitar is now well over $100 thanks to tariffs. The drummer lost his mind and thinks he's the love child of Marylin Monroe and JFK.
Happy Labor Day, ya kings in disguise.
Happy Labor Day, ya kings in disguise.
Trump getting punched on the cover of a foreign comic book, just like we used to punch Hitler in America.
Remember, Always Punch Fascists.
Remember, Always Punch Fascists.
August 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Trump getting punched on the cover of a foreign comic book, just like we used to punch Hitler in America.
Remember, Always Punch Fascists.
Remember, Always Punch Fascists.
John Bolton gets busted by the FBI.
If only he had some sort of magic bag of tricks.
If only he had some sort of magic bag of tricks.
August 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
John Bolton gets busted by the FBI.
If only he had some sort of magic bag of tricks.
If only he had some sort of magic bag of tricks.
Who was the target audience for Women in Crime Magazine?
Lonely criminals?
Lonely criminals?
August 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Who was the target audience for Women in Crime Magazine?
Lonely criminals?
Lonely criminals?
Drummer for a band I was in once loaned me this book.
"It's a classic," he said. It was not.
But, it's gloriously fantastically bad. I seem to remember pimply incels eating people, not much else.
"It's a classic," he said. It was not.
But, it's gloriously fantastically bad. I seem to remember pimply incels eating people, not much else.
August 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Drummer for a band I was in once loaned me this book.
"It's a classic," he said. It was not.
But, it's gloriously fantastically bad. I seem to remember pimply incels eating people, not much else.
"It's a classic," he said. It was not.
But, it's gloriously fantastically bad. I seem to remember pimply incels eating people, not much else.