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professor, applied smoked meat studies.
Deploying the "a hotdog is a sandwich" taxonomy thought technology to this concept. An affogato is a fluid poured over a solid.

This is an affogato.
December 3, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I can’t believe they went with this but I’m so happy they did because: lol. lmao.
February 17, 2024 at 3:10 AM
United game is over so there’s nothing left to distract from the Bama game.
September 16, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Bad game gets the PIP
September 16, 2023 at 10:25 PM
gm bluesky. have a blue sky.
July 6, 2023 at 2:57 PM
You see them at the store. How do you open?
July 5, 2023 at 2:52 PM
“Shit faster!” I scream as a flurry of pings graduates to a call
July 3, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Logging on for a shift at the observation station (reading your skeets)
July 2, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Me reading as many skeets as I want
July 2, 2023 at 4:11 AM
July 1, 2023 at 12:45 AM
reskeet with a photo where u look vaguely menacing
June 30, 2023 at 9:56 PM
June 30, 2023 at 9:43 PM
This gremlin
June 23, 2023 at 1:19 AM