Glockymolo🥑
@bblanco718.bsky.social
LBC➡️OAK➡️BOS➡️DC➡️SEA➡️🌵
🌴 Long Beach native | USC alum
💼 Former Fed, now thriving in the private sector
🎶 Music enthusiast, foodie, and world traveler
🇺🇸 Veteran family roots (Dad = US Army, Mom = Lawyer)
#VeteranFamily #TravelBug #Foodie #MusicLover
🌴 Long Beach native | USC alum
💼 Former Fed, now thriving in the private sector
🎶 Music enthusiast, foodie, and world traveler
🇺🇸 Veteran family roots (Dad = US Army, Mom = Lawyer)
#VeteranFamily #TravelBug #Foodie #MusicLover
Naw. The 06Jan DC bomber they’ve been looking for since 2020 is Black?
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Naw. The 06Jan DC bomber they’ve been looking for since 2020 is Black?
My cousin at the USPS gonna have that shit on. 🔥
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My cousin at the USPS gonna have that shit on. 🔥
Vincent Price a real one.
Read up on his actions in support of Native Americans, for example
Read up on his actions in support of Native Americans, for example
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Vincent Price a real one.
Read up on his actions in support of Native Americans, for example
Read up on his actions in support of Native Americans, for example
Shit floated up & down the timeline on so much, I went full Baltimore on this UK cat
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Shit floated up & down the timeline on so much, I went full Baltimore on this UK cat
Ma’am. Nobody was hiding that man. All of his photos went triple plat on the streets.
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Ma’am. Nobody was hiding that man. All of his photos went triple plat on the streets.
Cmon kids. Use that NIL money to fix your tires.
That ring around the tire is a sign of low air pressure, so it’s worn instead of the tread.
The rims got so much road rash. Can only imagine the amount of curbs they hit.
Roads might be trash, but this was a matter of when, not “if”. 💀😭
That ring around the tire is a sign of low air pressure, so it’s worn instead of the tread.
The rims got so much road rash. Can only imagine the amount of curbs they hit.
Roads might be trash, but this was a matter of when, not “if”. 💀😭
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Cmon kids. Use that NIL money to fix your tires.
That ring around the tire is a sign of low air pressure, so it’s worn instead of the tread.
The rims got so much road rash. Can only imagine the amount of curbs they hit.
Roads might be trash, but this was a matter of when, not “if”. 💀😭
That ring around the tire is a sign of low air pressure, so it’s worn instead of the tread.
The rims got so much road rash. Can only imagine the amount of curbs they hit.
Roads might be trash, but this was a matter of when, not “if”. 💀😭
‘Salt’ and ‘Atomic Blonde’ are two sides of the same coin.
Nice double feature (and yes, not ready for Christmas movies just yet)
Nice double feature (and yes, not ready for Christmas movies just yet)
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
‘Salt’ and ‘Atomic Blonde’ are two sides of the same coin.
Nice double feature (and yes, not ready for Christmas movies just yet)
Nice double feature (and yes, not ready for Christmas movies just yet)
#Libra Gang Gang
Libras really are the epitome, Nay the definition of, don’t start nuthin, won’t be nuthin
we beg of you to not do it.
Because if you do, boyyyy
Libras really are the epitome, Nay the definition of, don’t start nuthin, won’t be nuthin
we beg of you to not do it.
Because if you do, boyyyy
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
#Libra Gang Gang
Libras really are the epitome, Nay the definition of, don’t start nuthin, won’t be nuthin
we beg of you to not do it.
Because if you do, boyyyy
Libras really are the epitome, Nay the definition of, don’t start nuthin, won’t be nuthin
we beg of you to not do it.
Because if you do, boyyyy
“25% of Buy Now, Pay Later users are now relying on it to finance groceries.”
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“25% of Buy Now, Pay Later users are now relying on it to finance groceries.”
Thank goodness for the source for being petty enough to include he needed a schmedium sized jacket 😂
They’re all clowns & weirdos
They’re all clowns & weirdos
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Thank goodness for the source for being petty enough to include he needed a schmedium sized jacket 😂
They’re all clowns & weirdos
They’re all clowns & weirdos
Two Americas (Canada too) because some of us ALWAYS knew it was a wig
$20K lite work too if we are being honest
$20K lite work too if we are being honest
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Two Americas (Canada too) because some of us ALWAYS knew it was a wig
$20K lite work too if we are being honest
$20K lite work too if we are being honest
Re: Lane Kiffin leaving for LSU
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Re: Lane Kiffin leaving for LSU
Good work!! 😤👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s def Pizza Reading Reward worthy
That’s def Pizza Reading Reward worthy
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Good work!! 😤👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s def Pizza Reading Reward worthy
That’s def Pizza Reading Reward worthy
The door knob is the greatest indicator and whew buddy
Whew
**respectfully**
Whew
**respectfully**
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The door knob is the greatest indicator and whew buddy
Whew
**respectfully**
Whew
**respectfully**
When still with Warriors, he would sail across the Bay to ‘work’ for his commute
Full Captain Hat & everything
Now he got ANOTHER boat & named it after Megan. This is the greed they warned about in the Bible 😂
Full Captain Hat & everything
Now he got ANOTHER boat & named it after Megan. This is the greed they warned about in the Bible 😂
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
When still with Warriors, he would sail across the Bay to ‘work’ for his commute
Full Captain Hat & everything
Now he got ANOTHER boat & named it after Megan. This is the greed they warned about in the Bible 😂
Full Captain Hat & everything
Now he got ANOTHER boat & named it after Megan. This is the greed they warned about in the Bible 😂
PRO TIP: Fellas if you’re dating a Short Woman™️, get something like this so she can still give you orders where to walk while she stays warm & dry.
Note - bring snacks. It calms them down when they’re fussy while shopping
Note - bring snacks. It calms them down when they’re fussy while shopping
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
PRO TIP: Fellas if you’re dating a Short Woman™️, get something like this so she can still give you orders where to walk while she stays warm & dry.
Note - bring snacks. It calms them down when they’re fussy while shopping
Note - bring snacks. It calms them down when they’re fussy while shopping
5’2”?! 😨
Ma’am.
As someone who has dated a Short™️ before, please have your man invest in a proper mode of transportation for inclement weather
Lets you still see where you’re going while keep your toesies warm & dry ❄️☃️🌨️
Ma’am.
As someone who has dated a Short™️ before, please have your man invest in a proper mode of transportation for inclement weather
Lets you still see where you’re going while keep your toesies warm & dry ❄️☃️🌨️
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
5’2”?! 😨
Ma’am.
As someone who has dated a Short™️ before, please have your man invest in a proper mode of transportation for inclement weather
Lets you still see where you’re going while keep your toesies warm & dry ❄️☃️🌨️
Ma’am.
As someone who has dated a Short™️ before, please have your man invest in a proper mode of transportation for inclement weather
Lets you still see where you’re going while keep your toesies warm & dry ❄️☃️🌨️
The moment I take a sip of these new flavors, I just know my old self will start whispering to me like the Goblin mask.
…Ante up, yap that fool
Ante up, kidnap that fool
It's the perfect timing, you see the man shining
Get up off them goddamn diamonds…
…Ante up, yap that fool
Ante up, kidnap that fool
It's the perfect timing, you see the man shining
Get up off them goddamn diamonds…
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The moment I take a sip of these new flavors, I just know my old self will start whispering to me like the Goblin mask.
…Ante up, yap that fool
Ante up, kidnap that fool
It's the perfect timing, you see the man shining
Get up off them goddamn diamonds…
…Ante up, yap that fool
Ante up, kidnap that fool
It's the perfect timing, you see the man shining
Get up off them goddamn diamonds…
Their face when the beat dropped
They’ve put on repeat 3x so far.
You’re welcome nephew
They’ve put on repeat 3x so far.
You’re welcome nephew
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Their face when the beat dropped
They’ve put on repeat 3x so far.
You’re welcome nephew
They’ve put on repeat 3x so far.
You’re welcome nephew