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Bazookles
@bazookles.bsky.social
International Ape of Mystery
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As I mentioned on Twitter, this Bsky account will be a backup. I'll periodically post here and on Twitter as I have been.
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July 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
poo sky LMFAO
May 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
giving coworker a $25 Amazon gift card only for them to find out i already used it to buy their real gift, 4500 live pre-fed ladybugs
March 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Got stuck inside of a transformer mid-transformation and ended up killing it so now I gotta figure out how to get my car back
March 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Thank Zenithar it's Fredas
November 8, 2024 at 7:48 AM
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Momi ( @alphena.vtuber.gg ) released an incubus and refuses to see how that can go wrong

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ft Maddie (me), Omar ( @magistelle.bsky.social ), Bright ( @bazookles.bsky.social ), Dante ( @sightless.bsky.social ) and Bant/the GM ( @acgats.bsky.social )

#gatsgame
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youtu.be/DJFC_IWSdPI
momi frees peepo
YouTube video by Thren
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January 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I may have thrown the earth off of its rotation by just a little bit after that last crashout... sorry!!
January 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You think that's bad?
My roommate was the Easter Bunny!

I came home from work one day and the whole house stunk.

So yeah... that just happened.
December 18, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Why couldn't I have been born into a family of shamans

Ugh.. born on an ancient wellspring of magic.. Awesome innate powers instead I guess..
December 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
The mystic on top of the mountain unlocked my true potential. I have control over cigarettes and cardboard now
December 3, 2024 at 9:18 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Don't ask me how, but I feel as if I am more likely to see Banjo from Banjo Kazooie with a fat ass on this website than I am anywhere else.
November 20, 2024 at 1:46 AM
I have yet to find 'Awesome Sauce' and will continue looking for it. Should it take my whole life, so be it.
November 19, 2024 at 8:49 AM
I eat my treats so damn neatly
Never leaving crumbs
I am the ultimate snack master
November 18, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I came into this world with a slice of pizza in one hand and a football in the other
November 17, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Welcome back to the stage of history
November 14, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Just a quick advisory for anyone browsing my page:

My posts MAY have trace amounts of lead that through prolonged exposure could prove to be a health hazard.
November 15, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I love poisons I love toxins i love acids and venoms
November 15, 2024 at 7:19 PM
What the hell do you mean I have an invalid handle
November 15, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Ah yes time to see GHOST CAT ANZU, now in theaters
November 15, 2024 at 1:00 AM
There's a criminal at large, and his name is 'Safety First'
November 13, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Raindrops keep falling on my head... then suddenly I'm filled with ogres dread...
November 13, 2024 at 9:41 AM
dream blunt rotation is a morgue with 4 dead guys so none of those fuckers hog me weed
November 13, 2024 at 7:35 AM
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Player Core 2 is live on AoN! Check out our front page for all the details - thanks so much to everyone for their patience, we hope you all enjoy!
November 10, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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Shrek 5 will reportedly feature the iconic and infamous "Wet Fart" from the Universal Studios Shrek 4D experience

Releases July 1st, 2026.

(Source: youtu.be/FEyOY-4PDsg?...)
November 9, 2024 at 10:16 PM