Harmony VonKreep
@battyvonkreep.bsky.social
𝑻𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚, 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒚 𝑻𝒐𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒘
*Married to the Wolfman, mother to Little Wolf.
I love horror, books, ouija boards, and telling people to fuck off.
I'm a pansexual woman who's 5'2 but acts like I'm 6'2.
*Married to the Wolfman, mother to Little Wolf.
I love horror, books, ouija boards, and telling people to fuck off.
I'm a pansexual woman who's 5'2 but acts like I'm 6'2.
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Hi, new followers! My name is Harmony, and I'm from Maine.
I love:
🎃 My husband, Wolfman
🎃 Our child, Little Wolf.
🎃 Halloween
🎃 Horror
🎃 Salem, MA
🎃 Reading
🎃 Collecting ouija boards & toys.
Thank you for following me. 💜
I love:
🎃 My husband, Wolfman
🎃 Our child, Little Wolf.
🎃 Halloween
🎃 Horror
🎃 Salem, MA
🎃 Reading
🎃 Collecting ouija boards & toys.
Thank you for following me. 💜
Beasty won't be home for Christmas. The body shop found additional damage when they started on her so I'm stuck in the millennium falcon for two weeks.
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Beasty won't be home for Christmas. The body shop found additional damage when they started on her so I'm stuck in the millennium falcon for two weeks.
FUCK YEAH! The proposal has been shot down.
People. Get involved with your local government. I joke about my local town facebook page but damn am I so proud of the people on both sides coming together to fight our city from building an AI data center.
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
FUCK YEAH! The proposal has been shot down.
People. Get involved with your local government. I joke about my local town facebook page but damn am I so proud of the people on both sides coming together to fight our city from building an AI data center.
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
People. Get involved with your local government. I joke about my local town facebook page but damn am I so proud of the people on both sides coming together to fight our city from building an AI data center.
Tonight is one of those nights where I hate Wolfman's job.
He just had to deal with a car driving on the wrong side of the high way.
He just had to deal with a car driving on the wrong side of the high way.
kermit the frog is looking at a green object
ALT: kermit the frog is looking at a green object
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December 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Tonight is one of those nights where I hate Wolfman's job.
He just had to deal with a car driving on the wrong side of the high way.
He just had to deal with a car driving on the wrong side of the high way.
They have me in a Hyundai Kona.
If you ever thought to yourself, I wonder what it feels like to drive the millennium falcon. Drive a Hyundai Kona.
If you ever thought to yourself, I wonder what it feels like to drive the millennium falcon. Drive a Hyundai Kona.
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
They have me in a Hyundai Kona.
If you ever thought to yourself, I wonder what it feels like to drive the millennium falcon. Drive a Hyundai Kona.
If you ever thought to yourself, I wonder what it feels like to drive the millennium falcon. Drive a Hyundai Kona.
Today's the day! My Bronco, Beasty, is finally going to the shop to get fixed!
I'm curious as to what car the rental company picked out for me.
I'm curious as to what car the rental company picked out for me.
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Today's the day! My Bronco, Beasty, is finally going to the shop to get fixed!
I'm curious as to what car the rental company picked out for me.
I'm curious as to what car the rental company picked out for me.
I've reached that point where I want Christmas over with so I can put our house back together. Wolfman laughs because I get this way every year right before our family Christmas dinner.
December 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I've reached that point where I want Christmas over with so I can put our house back together. Wolfman laughs because I get this way every year right before our family Christmas dinner.
Fuck. I wasn't going to cry about John Cena retiring but I lost it when I saw Pepsi Phil in a John Cena shirt.
December 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Fuck. I wasn't going to cry about John Cena retiring but I lost it when I saw Pepsi Phil in a John Cena shirt.
Stairs- 2. Harmony- 0.
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Stairs- 2. Harmony- 0.
Who needs tabloids about celebrities when you can just read your towns facebook group and read all the drama?
This morning I fell down a rabbit hole about a pet food pantry.
This morning I fell down a rabbit hole about a pet food pantry.
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Who needs tabloids about celebrities when you can just read your towns facebook group and read all the drama?
This morning I fell down a rabbit hole about a pet food pantry.
This morning I fell down a rabbit hole about a pet food pantry.
-10 out of 10, I do not recommend getting rear ended and dealing with insurance. It's been almost 2 months since my accident and almost 2 months of me fighting with insurance and a rental company just to get them to fucking call me and not my husband.
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
-10 out of 10, I do not recommend getting rear ended and dealing with insurance. It's been almost 2 months since my accident and almost 2 months of me fighting with insurance and a rental company just to get them to fucking call me and not my husband.
I should not live somewhere where the temps can go into the negative. -12° F is gross. 😭😭😭
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I should not live somewhere where the temps can go into the negative. -12° F is gross. 😭😭😭
We finished Gremlins and now it's time for Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town.
a snowman and a boy in a santa suit are in the snow
ALT: a snowman and a boy in a santa suit are in the snow
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December 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
We finished Gremlins and now it's time for Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town.
Gremlins is still the only horror movie to scare me or at least induce anxiety.
I still love it, don't get me wrong but poor Gizmo.
I still love it, don't get me wrong but poor Gizmo.
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Gremlins is still the only horror movie to scare me or at least induce anxiety.
I still love it, don't get me wrong but poor Gizmo.
I still love it, don't get me wrong but poor Gizmo.
Oh god.
The final season of The Boys is going to destroy me. 😭
The final season of The Boys is going to destroy me. 😭
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Oh god.
The final season of The Boys is going to destroy me. 😭
The final season of The Boys is going to destroy me. 😭
Wolfman and I just finished The Phoenician Scheme.
I'm not sure if I'm a Wes Anderson fan but I did enjoy some of the cast.
I'm not sure if I'm a Wes Anderson fan but I did enjoy some of the cast.
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Wolfman and I just finished The Phoenician Scheme.
I'm not sure if I'm a Wes Anderson fan but I did enjoy some of the cast.
I'm not sure if I'm a Wes Anderson fan but I did enjoy some of the cast.
Sometimes you just need to drag your kiddo out to take silly photos with a Penguin.
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sometimes you just need to drag your kiddo out to take silly photos with a Penguin.
I need someone in the movie industry to tell me if my thoughts of Netflix killing the industry is correct. Streaming can be cool, yeah but we are losing out on getting some of these series and movies on physical media. With Netflix acquiring WB, I fear we won't get anymore physical media.
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I need someone in the movie industry to tell me if my thoughts of Netflix killing the industry is correct. Streaming can be cool, yeah but we are losing out on getting some of these series and movies on physical media. With Netflix acquiring WB, I fear we won't get anymore physical media.
Oops. I made the liberals mad because I called out their performative activism.
I am far from a conservative but liberals and leftists have gone so far left with their "boycotts" that they're sounding like conservatives.
I am far from a conservative but liberals and leftists have gone so far left with their "boycotts" that they're sounding like conservatives.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oops. I made the liberals mad because I called out their performative activism.
I am far from a conservative but liberals and leftists have gone so far left with their "boycotts" that they're sounding like conservatives.
I am far from a conservative but liberals and leftists have gone so far left with their "boycotts" that they're sounding like conservatives.
It's that time of year again. People complaining about safety precautions for unpredictable snow storms. "PARKING BAN!? IT'S NOT EVEN THAT MUCH SNOW?!"
"SNOW DAY?! BACK IN MY DAY, WE JUST FROZE TO DEATH AND THEN WENT TO CLASS."
"SNOW DAY?! BACK IN MY DAY, WE JUST FROZE TO DEATH AND THEN WENT TO CLASS."
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It's that time of year again. People complaining about safety precautions for unpredictable snow storms. "PARKING BAN!? IT'S NOT EVEN THAT MUCH SNOW?!"
"SNOW DAY?! BACK IN MY DAY, WE JUST FROZE TO DEATH AND THEN WENT TO CLASS."
"SNOW DAY?! BACK IN MY DAY, WE JUST FROZE TO DEATH AND THEN WENT TO CLASS."
Rabbit Rabbit 🐇
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Rabbit Rabbit 🐇
Does Welcome to Derry get better?
Also, why are they weaponizing a demonic spirit?
Also, why are they weaponizing a demonic spirit?
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Does Welcome to Derry get better?
Also, why are they weaponizing a demonic spirit?
Also, why are they weaponizing a demonic spirit?
As someone who has only ever worked one Black Friday shift, I'm giggling at all the people who waited in line at Target for a giant bag and four small items.
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
As someone who has only ever worked one Black Friday shift, I'm giggling at all the people who waited in line at Target for a giant bag and four small items.
I fear...I fear I'm back into my Stranger Things hyperfixation.
Sorry.
NOT.
Sorry.
NOT.
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I fear...I fear I'm back into my Stranger Things hyperfixation.
Sorry.
NOT.
Sorry.
NOT.
Honestly, my favorite part of Thanksgiving is wrapping presents and listening to Alice's Restaurant.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Honestly, my favorite part of Thanksgiving is wrapping presents and listening to Alice's Restaurant.