Battle of the Blorbos Podcast
@battleblorbopod.bsky.social
A podcast randomly and subjectively ranking every fictional character at arbitrary tasks.
Host: @MofHealy.bsky.social
https://shows.acast.com/blorbobattle
Host: @MofHealy.bsky.social
https://shows.acast.com/blorbobattle
The Postal Dude (Postal) vs Firefly (Honkai Star Rail) - Who is Best able to handle a tummy ache?
December 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Postal Dude (Postal) vs Firefly (Honkai Star Rail) - Who is Best able to handle a tummy ache?
Blorbo #8 Doctor K from Power Rangers RPM
As a teenager she created the Venjix virus, that took over all the world’s computers and nuked the world. Now she leads the Power Rangers as they protect the remnants of humanity
As a teenager she created the Venjix virus, that took over all the world’s computers and nuked the world. Now she leads the Power Rangers as they protect the remnants of humanity
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Blorbo #8 Doctor K from Power Rangers RPM
As a teenager she created the Venjix virus, that took over all the world’s computers and nuked the world. Now she leads the Power Rangers as they protect the remnants of humanity
As a teenager she created the Venjix virus, that took over all the world’s computers and nuked the world. Now she leads the Power Rangers as they protect the remnants of humanity
Blorbo #9 Juanita Callahan from Young Wizards
Not your conventional wizard. Her magic alters the fundamental nature of reality but doing it too much can let the Lone Power in, since her job to fight him she shouldn’t do that.
Not your conventional wizard. Her magic alters the fundamental nature of reality but doing it too much can let the Lone Power in, since her job to fight him she shouldn’t do that.
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Blorbo #9 Juanita Callahan from Young Wizards
Not your conventional wizard. Her magic alters the fundamental nature of reality but doing it too much can let the Lone Power in, since her job to fight him she shouldn’t do that.
Not your conventional wizard. Her magic alters the fundamental nature of reality but doing it too much can let the Lone Power in, since her job to fight him she shouldn’t do that.
Blorbo #10 Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII
That twink with the sword bigger than he is. Bullied into doing some ecoterrorism by his old crush until he learns his former boss wants to destroy the world.
That twink with the sword bigger than he is. Bullied into doing some ecoterrorism by his old crush until he learns his former boss wants to destroy the world.
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Blorbo #10 Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII
That twink with the sword bigger than he is. Bullied into doing some ecoterrorism by his old crush until he learns his former boss wants to destroy the world.
That twink with the sword bigger than he is. Bullied into doing some ecoterrorism by his old crush until he learns his former boss wants to destroy the world.
Blorbo #11 Mickey Smith
The guy the Doctor cucked. A not great boyfriend but pretty okay, he deserved better, not much better but maybe a little bit.
The guy the Doctor cucked. A not great boyfriend but pretty okay, he deserved better, not much better but maybe a little bit.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Blorbo #11 Mickey Smith
The guy the Doctor cucked. A not great boyfriend but pretty okay, he deserved better, not much better but maybe a little bit.
The guy the Doctor cucked. A not great boyfriend but pretty okay, he deserved better, not much better but maybe a little bit.
Blorbo #12 Helena from Orphan Black
Part of a secret cloning experiment she was sent to live with abusive nuns, until an anti-clone cult found her and convinced her that God wanted her to kill all the other clones. Until she was shown kindness by the Clone Club and became their dark ally.
Part of a secret cloning experiment she was sent to live with abusive nuns, until an anti-clone cult found her and convinced her that God wanted her to kill all the other clones. Until she was shown kindness by the Clone Club and became their dark ally.
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Blorbo #12 Helena from Orphan Black
Part of a secret cloning experiment she was sent to live with abusive nuns, until an anti-clone cult found her and convinced her that God wanted her to kill all the other clones. Until she was shown kindness by the Clone Club and became their dark ally.
Part of a secret cloning experiment she was sent to live with abusive nuns, until an anti-clone cult found her and convinced her that God wanted her to kill all the other clones. Until she was shown kindness by the Clone Club and became their dark ally.
Blorbo #13 Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka and Makari from Warhammer 40k
Da biggest Ork and da boss of da biggest Waaghband in the galaxy. Chosen of Gork and Mork, and inventor of the submarine. Also his much tinnier flag bearer and scribe.
Da biggest Ork and da boss of da biggest Waaghband in the galaxy. Chosen of Gork and Mork, and inventor of the submarine. Also his much tinnier flag bearer and scribe.
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Blorbo #13 Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka and Makari from Warhammer 40k
Da biggest Ork and da boss of da biggest Waaghband in the galaxy. Chosen of Gork and Mork, and inventor of the submarine. Also his much tinnier flag bearer and scribe.
Da biggest Ork and da boss of da biggest Waaghband in the galaxy. Chosen of Gork and Mork, and inventor of the submarine. Also his much tinnier flag bearer and scribe.
Coach (Left 4 Dead) vs Hatsune Miku - Who is most susceptible to the one ring?
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Coach (Left 4 Dead) vs Hatsune Miku - Who is most susceptible to the one ring?
Blorbo #14 Ben Tennyson from Ben 10
The wielder of the Omnitrix, a powerful weapon that lets him turn into many different super powered alien forms
The wielder of the Omnitrix, a powerful weapon that lets him turn into many different super powered alien forms
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Blorbo #14 Ben Tennyson from Ben 10
The wielder of the Omnitrix, a powerful weapon that lets him turn into many different super powered alien forms
The wielder of the Omnitrix, a powerful weapon that lets him turn into many different super powered alien forms
Blorbo #15 Farkas Bulkmire and Eugene Skullovitch
The bumbling bullies from Angel Grove High, whose goofy pratfalls have lead to the defeat of many rubber suit monsters
The bumbling bullies from Angel Grove High, whose goofy pratfalls have lead to the defeat of many rubber suit monsters
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Blorbo #15 Farkas Bulkmire and Eugene Skullovitch
The bumbling bullies from Angel Grove High, whose goofy pratfalls have lead to the defeat of many rubber suit monsters
The bumbling bullies from Angel Grove High, whose goofy pratfalls have lead to the defeat of many rubber suit monsters
Blorbo #16 Schneider from Reverse 1999
The youngest mob boss in Chicago. Somehow got word of the coming time apocalypse and pretended to be an Arcanist to get saved from it. It didn’t work.
The youngest mob boss in Chicago. Somehow got word of the coming time apocalypse and pretended to be an Arcanist to get saved from it. It didn’t work.
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Blorbo #16 Schneider from Reverse 1999
The youngest mob boss in Chicago. Somehow got word of the coming time apocalypse and pretended to be an Arcanist to get saved from it. It didn’t work.
The youngest mob boss in Chicago. Somehow got word of the coming time apocalypse and pretended to be an Arcanist to get saved from it. It didn’t work.
Blorbo #17 Ashen Woods from Infinity Alchemist
A poor trans guy who wants to study to be an alchemist but can’t afford it so he gets a job as the university groundskeeper to study in secret. Somehow this leads to him killing God.
A poor trans guy who wants to study to be an alchemist but can’t afford it so he gets a job as the university groundskeeper to study in secret. Somehow this leads to him killing God.
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Blorbo #17 Ashen Woods from Infinity Alchemist
A poor trans guy who wants to study to be an alchemist but can’t afford it so he gets a job as the university groundskeeper to study in secret. Somehow this leads to him killing God.
A poor trans guy who wants to study to be an alchemist but can’t afford it so he gets a job as the university groundskeeper to study in secret. Somehow this leads to him killing God.
Blorbo #18 Jennifer 'Blonney' Woods from Reverse 1999
An autistic lesbian who was masking and closeted but embracing both of those things reawakened her dormant arcane skill of summoning horror movie monsters and got her a deer girlfriend.
An autistic lesbian who was masking and closeted but embracing both of those things reawakened her dormant arcane skill of summoning horror movie monsters and got her a deer girlfriend.
December 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Blorbo #18 Jennifer 'Blonney' Woods from Reverse 1999
An autistic lesbian who was masking and closeted but embracing both of those things reawakened her dormant arcane skill of summoning horror movie monsters and got her a deer girlfriend.
An autistic lesbian who was masking and closeted but embracing both of those things reawakened her dormant arcane skill of summoning horror movie monsters and got her a deer girlfriend.
Blorbo #19 Laios Touden from Dungeon Meshi
That autistic fighter guy. He loves monsters so much that he decides he’s going to eat them on his way down into the dungeon to save his sister.
That autistic fighter guy. He loves monsters so much that he decides he’s going to eat them on his way down into the dungeon to save his sister.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Blorbo #19 Laios Touden from Dungeon Meshi
That autistic fighter guy. He loves monsters so much that he decides he’s going to eat them on his way down into the dungeon to save his sister.
That autistic fighter guy. He loves monsters so much that he decides he’s going to eat them on his way down into the dungeon to save his sister.
Blorbo #20 Douglas Jones from The Forest Demands Its Due
Charged with a crime he did not commit he got sent to a fancy prep school as punishment. Initially confused he soon finds out they sent him here to be ritually sacrificed.
Charged with a crime he did not commit he got sent to a fancy prep school as punishment. Initially confused he soon finds out they sent him here to be ritually sacrificed.
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Blorbo #20 Douglas Jones from The Forest Demands Its Due
Charged with a crime he did not commit he got sent to a fancy prep school as punishment. Initially confused he soon finds out they sent him here to be ritually sacrificed.
Charged with a crime he did not commit he got sent to a fancy prep school as punishment. Initially confused he soon finds out they sent him here to be ritually sacrificed.
Gwendolyn “Gwenpool” Poole (Marvel) vs Gentaro “Kamen Rider Fourze” Kisaragi (Kamen Rider Fourze) - Who would be the Best theatrical director?
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Gwendolyn “Gwenpool” Poole (Marvel) vs Gentaro “Kamen Rider Fourze” Kisaragi (Kamen Rider Fourze) - Who would be the Best theatrical director?
Blorbo #21 Ryoji 'Kamen Rider Kurokage' Hase & Hideyasu 'Kamen Rider Gridon' Jonouchi from Kamen Rider Gaim
Two absolute scrubs who weren’t good dancers, inves fighters or Kamen Riders until one of them died tragically and the other got trained by a badass gay pastry chef.
Two absolute scrubs who weren’t good dancers, inves fighters or Kamen Riders until one of them died tragically and the other got trained by a badass gay pastry chef.
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Blorbo #21 Ryoji 'Kamen Rider Kurokage' Hase & Hideyasu 'Kamen Rider Gridon' Jonouchi from Kamen Rider Gaim
Two absolute scrubs who weren’t good dancers, inves fighters or Kamen Riders until one of them died tragically and the other got trained by a badass gay pastry chef.
Two absolute scrubs who weren’t good dancers, inves fighters or Kamen Riders until one of them died tragically and the other got trained by a badass gay pastry chef.
Blorbo #22 Diavolo & Doppio from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5
The mafia boss with a stand that destroys time and his Renfield-esque alternate personality.
The mafia boss with a stand that destroys time and his Renfield-esque alternate personality.
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Blorbo #22 Diavolo & Doppio from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5
The mafia boss with a stand that destroys time and his Renfield-esque alternate personality.
The mafia boss with a stand that destroys time and his Renfield-esque alternate personality.
Blorbo #23 Claire Higsby from Super Lesbian Animal RPG
Trans girl cow wizard. Once helped her friends train to be adventurers by making a dungeon in her basement. Her hat has downwards facing triangles because her spells make the enemies’ health go down.
Trans girl cow wizard. Once helped her friends train to be adventurers by making a dungeon in her basement. Her hat has downwards facing triangles because her spells make the enemies’ health go down.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Blorbo #23 Claire Higsby from Super Lesbian Animal RPG
Trans girl cow wizard. Once helped her friends train to be adventurers by making a dungeon in her basement. Her hat has downwards facing triangles because her spells make the enemies’ health go down.
Trans girl cow wizard. Once helped her friends train to be adventurers by making a dungeon in her basement. Her hat has downwards facing triangles because her spells make the enemies’ health go down.
Blorbo #24 Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Gay catgirl of the Horde. She’s not that great at being evil but she really gives it her all until she reunites with her ex and joins the rebellion.
Gay catgirl of the Horde. She’s not that great at being evil but she really gives it her all until she reunites with her ex and joins the rebellion.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Blorbo #24 Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Gay catgirl of the Horde. She’s not that great at being evil but she really gives it her all until she reunites with her ex and joins the rebellion.
Gay catgirl of the Horde. She’s not that great at being evil but she really gives it her all until she reunites with her ex and joins the rebellion.
Blorbo #25 Romeo Montague from Romeo and Juliet
The romanticized foolish young man. He falls in love fast and hard and doing so gets a bunch of people killed.
The romanticized foolish young man. He falls in love fast and hard and doing so gets a bunch of people killed.
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Blorbo #25 Romeo Montague from Romeo and Juliet
The romanticized foolish young man. He falls in love fast and hard and doing so gets a bunch of people killed.
The romanticized foolish young man. He falls in love fast and hard and doing so gets a bunch of people killed.
Blorbo #26 Professor Desty Nova from Battle Angel Alita
Terrible cyber gremlin man. Turns people into monsters to spite the abstract concept of Karma.
Terrible cyber gremlin man. Turns people into monsters to spite the abstract concept of Karma.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Blorbo #26 Professor Desty Nova from Battle Angel Alita
Terrible cyber gremlin man. Turns people into monsters to spite the abstract concept of Karma.
Terrible cyber gremlin man. Turns people into monsters to spite the abstract concept of Karma.
Blorbo #27 Doctor Victor von Doom from Marvel Comics
The ruler of Latveria, a master sorcerer and scientific genius who knows the only way for him to save the world is to rule it with his iron fist.
The ruler of Latveria, a master sorcerer and scientific genius who knows the only way for him to save the world is to rule it with his iron fist.
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Blorbo #27 Doctor Victor von Doom from Marvel Comics
The ruler of Latveria, a master sorcerer and scientific genius who knows the only way for him to save the world is to rule it with his iron fist.
The ruler of Latveria, a master sorcerer and scientific genius who knows the only way for him to save the world is to rule it with his iron fist.
Clementine Kesh (Friends at the Table: Partizan) vs Lug (Transformers IDW)- Who would be Most desirable as an animal crossing villager?
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Clementine Kesh (Friends at the Table: Partizan) vs Lug (Transformers IDW)- Who would be Most desirable as an animal crossing villager?
Blorbo #28 Lug from Transformers IDW comics
The Transfemme transformer who does science and turns into a backpack to hold things for her wife.
The Transfemme transformer who does science and turns into a backpack to hold things for her wife.
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Blorbo #28 Lug from Transformers IDW comics
The Transfemme transformer who does science and turns into a backpack to hold things for her wife.
The Transfemme transformer who does science and turns into a backpack to hold things for her wife.