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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢
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Chaotik Neutral Vampire Skank
𝔐𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦-𝔒𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔡 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯
𝔏𝒶𝒹𝓎𝓟𝒾𝓁𝓁𝔰 since '23
"embodiment of evil fate and misfortune in Slavic mythology, often depicted as an old, skinny woman in black or as an evil male goblin of forests." - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Likho
Showing Adventure Time to my gf
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Knockin back a couple blueskis
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Reposted by 𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢
It’s obvious enough that characters in AI videos begin moving along their animation path from a static frame as if sparklessly waiting for “Action!”, but a hot meal that only begins steaming once observed really shows off seams that’d be laughable if at all novel instead of now suffocatingly common.
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“We’re just glad you seem to be happy”
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Anyone else sometimes get wistful lookin at pics of when Janeine Garofalo dated Henry Rollins and imagine they’re your parents
Me neither
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I like how First 3 she’s telling Gotham they have 24 hours before she releases the bees or whatever, then the last one she’s just doing Larry King
Steve Harvey gets all the suit love but my girl Paula is basically the Mask
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Nother from last night kuz I’m kina beautiful n shit
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’ve decided I’m important, actually. Thank you for your consensus in this reassignment
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Calling a comedian I can’t remember a joke from but know went to court for drunk driving her foster kids “my girl” because she did a voice on a cartoon
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Steve Harvey gets all the suit love but my girl Paula is basically the Mask
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
¢
It’s 2025 and my phone’s keyboard is an infinite digital menu but i still have to look up “cents Unicode” to copy and paste a ¢ for a damn Snoopy doctor joke
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Confounded by a pauper’s ruse
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
whats up bitches its me
Goth Paula Poundstone
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I can’t be the only one using the vampire emoji to say thanks for inviting me right?
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Bull terrier cutest dog look like big rat send twet
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
HRT 3mos vs 3yrs
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Daria was good but this is the spin-off I want
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Are you there God?
It's me, Butt-Head.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Tend your roots if you dye your hair unnatural colors or people will think you're a McElroy
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Clanker" is a term I fully encourage use of and am passionate of its spirit, but the word itself, a C- at best, feels forced, clumsy and jokey significantly reducing its catchiness and downplaying message importance and calling into question smirking use of a new slurlike term ending in "-er."
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Thing about me is if you're using a hairdryer around me I can't help doing Hank Hill voice saying "don't tell me you're hearing Jesus Is Love again"
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My leftoid parents had me at 17 before any of their genes spoiled and I think us not having "enough money for me to have any problems" refracted to an outsized sense of pride in my medical "normalcy" leading to a de-facto eugenic view where now any problem I have is "stop acting like a baby"
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
in typical fashion i return uneventfully from a silence after a middle school-style muahaha curse you fools-type post raging witlessly something im only like 85% sure im right about
Behavioural Scientists and Sports Psychologists call this "the Zone," and if you're reading this, it may be too late
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I worked with a garment printing /street fashion company 2013-19 that pumped out lotsa the era's now retro quaint stoner kitsch. I illustrated ~30 shirt grafx and some were sold by DollsKill lol, but am most proud of outrage at this thing i farted out calgaryherald.com/news/local-n...
Suicide Pact themed T-shirt angers Calgary mom
A Calgary woman whose teenage daughter took her own life is angry a chain of T-shirt shops is selling a suicide-themed product line. Shauna Sielecki said she was running errands on Friday when she saw...
calgaryherald.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Saved: calling Death Bubba "Life Bubba"
Depraved: calling God's Green Crack "Devil's Emerald Crevice"
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM