Omfg! That's probably why I loved it so much! I am the pancake-flavored fox-wolf-dog, after all! 🥞 🦊 🐺 🐕

I'm pretty sure I met you and I thought you smelled really good! I was probably also really drunk.

Wait a minute! Were you at BLFC 2022?

TIL they continued making these for years after they disappeared from the domestic market!

Omfg! 🤣 I've adopted a new policy: One yellow flag and we need to talk. I've given way too much of myself (pun intended) to people who were so misaligned and so attention hungry that once they decided I wasn't enough for them, they discarded me like trash and betrayed me to anyone who would listen.

I'm totally ready! 😍

🧡💛🤎

LMAO 🤣

Pls tell your coconut flavored friend that I want to hang out!

Would

I'm considering a very similar move myself. It's become too stressful and expensive, and I really need to focus more of my time, effort, and money on the other things in my life for a while.

I'm still upset that Sears missed their opportunity to BE Amazon by just a few years!

I offer!

Ikr? 😍

FedEx absolutely sucks ass. They like to delay and misdirect my packages, deliver them at the wrong times, and sign for packages themselves and leave them on my porch without as much as ringing the doorbell. Use FedEx only if you don't care if I get my package.

I would have to agree!

I can't handle it!

Omg! Tell Nebraska I say hi!

Damn, I'll say! 😍