Stephen Bates
@batess.bsky.social
Signal Corps | #FlyEaglesFly | a euphonious medley of philosophy, politics, economics, art, culture, and sport
Will be lots of gratitude platitudes this week, but perhaps we're all Isabella at one point in time or another. #thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Will be lots of gratitude platitudes this week, but perhaps we're all Isabella at one point in time or another. #thanksgiving
Washington, DC and Arlington, VA. All Potomac water treated by the US Army Corps of Engineers in Dalecarlia and Macmillan pumping stations.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Washington, DC and Arlington, VA. All Potomac water treated by the US Army Corps of Engineers in Dalecarlia and Macmillan pumping stations.
Still bots and trolls over on the Bird site.
November 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Still bots and trolls over on the Bird site.
When your side hustle starts earning more than your W2.
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When your side hustle starts earning more than your W2.
#3 is *chef's kiss*
September 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
#3 is *chef's kiss*
Seriously... "Daddy, I need $20 for the concession stand"
September 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Seriously... "Daddy, I need $20 for the concession stand"
Nutritionist: “Your diet is bad.”
Dentist: “Your brushing is wrong.”
Friends: “Your life is a mess.”
Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”
Dentist: “Your brushing is wrong.”
Friends: “Your life is a mess.”
Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”
September 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nutritionist: “Your diet is bad.”
Dentist: “Your brushing is wrong.”
Friends: “Your life is a mess.”
Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”
Dentist: “Your brushing is wrong.”
Friends: “Your life is a mess.”
Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”
@uticaeric.bsky.social what's up with this dude?
September 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
@uticaeric.bsky.social what's up with this dude?
I think this was the key paragraph @mattbaidc.bsky.social
August 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I think this was the key paragraph @mattbaidc.bsky.social
exit through gift shop
August 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
exit through gift shop
Are you ready for some football?
August 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Are you ready for some football?
Bert ran the block with a cold stare and a hot chain, Ernie riding shotgun in every hustle.
August 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Bert ran the block with a cold stare and a hot chain, Ernie riding shotgun in every hustle.
Ernie’s stare lingered, and Bert’s cigarette shook as he tried to understand the fire curling in his chest.
August 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ernie’s stare lingered, and Bert’s cigarette shook as he tried to understand the fire curling in his chest.
