Moss Bastille
bastillustrator.bsky.social
Moss Bastille
@bastillustrator.bsky.social
diary of a wimpy adult
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shoutout to the bible thumper on my morning commute preaching against the dangers of witchcraft and also senior identity theft. the devil is getting crafty.
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
today’s overheard in nyc:
“I wanna dog bed so bad! Oh, and a dog.”
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
just overheard a lady in the west village say “there’s too much on my plate; I have to act like a 50 year old man all the time” 😂
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
at this point taylor swift is the airport paperback of pop music. take a break, james patterson
October 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
petition to start calling ai generated p*rn “fake nudes”
September 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
quick psa that you should never give a man a compliment unless you’re fully prepared to adopt him
September 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
you ever talk to someone and just know they didn’t suffer enough in high school
September 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“you look rich” (insult)
September 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
*Overheard in Brooklyn*
“Yeah I’m a pacifist…I’ll pass this fist.”
August 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
citrus is a scam. look me in the eye and tell me you can taste the difference between tangerine and pomelo flavor seltzer
August 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by Moss Bastille
Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
August 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
just curious, when did the men on TikTok start dressing like my grandfather. why do they all have his shoes
July 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
New Yorkers aren’t rude, you’re blocking the entire sidewalk
July 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
just thinking about how gay birding is. like the colorful ones are usually male so if ur a dude you have to add “no homo” every time you see a bluebird
July 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
as a new englander living in nyc, I feel obligated to defend the red sox—not because I give a sh*t about sports but I LOVE a feud
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
hey remember when lana del rey hexed trump in 2016…can someone tell her to do it again, i don’t think it took
April 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Reposted by Moss Bastille
I wrote about Google unveiling its 'responsible AI progress report' by quietly deleting the part of its AI principles where it promised not to work on weapons www.platformer.news/google-ai-pr...
Google is ready to work on AI weapons now
The company’s promise to avoid building AI applications that cause harm has been deleted
www.platformer.news
February 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
can you believe the republicans are building amusement parks for children out of broken glass—oh wait nvm, I think I dreamed that. but it’s getting harder to tell, isn’t it
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
overheard a kid on the street who had clearly just learned about platypuses…idk the last time I felt the pure excitement of discovering egg-laying mammals for the first time
January 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“Neighbor With Baby Below” “Neighbor With Baby Next Door” “Thin Walls,” and just like that I take the lead in New York apartment bingo
January 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM