Bastard of Reality
@bastardofrealit.bsky.social
Guitarist, vocalist, atheist... trouble magent.
I hate medication commercials. I find it especially annoying for issues I do not have. Whoever writes the disclaimers needs better logical follow-through. If you have a parasitic infection you're not gonna give a rat's ass about excema.
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I hate medication commercials. I find it especially annoying for issues I do not have. Whoever writes the disclaimers needs better logical follow-through. If you have a parasitic infection you're not gonna give a rat's ass about excema.
Spent a lot of happy work days here.
February 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Spent a lot of happy work days here.
Ten years ago a coworker went to the Starbucks to get us coffee. The barista asked who my coffee was for, he said "it's for the metal guy." On my cup she wrote "Metal guy! Dimebag!"
I asked what she wrote on his. With a disappointed look he holds up his cup. "Not metal guy."
I asked what she wrote on his. With a disappointed look he holds up his cup. "Not metal guy."
January 31, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Ten years ago a coworker went to the Starbucks to get us coffee. The barista asked who my coffee was for, he said "it's for the metal guy." On my cup she wrote "Metal guy! Dimebag!"
I asked what she wrote on his. With a disappointed look he holds up his cup. "Not metal guy."
I asked what she wrote on his. With a disappointed look he holds up his cup. "Not metal guy."
Oh good, mecha-hitler is going to be integrated with military and government systems.
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Oh good, mecha-hitler is going to be integrated with military and government systems.
Don Lemon is not who I think of when I imagine "hard hitting journalism."
He earned major punk points today. He's the canary in the coalmine. I hope he goes harder. #freedonlemon
He earned major punk points today. He's the canary in the coalmine. I hope he goes harder. #freedonlemon
January 30, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Don Lemon is not who I think of when I imagine "hard hitting journalism."
He earned major punk points today. He's the canary in the coalmine. I hope he goes harder. #freedonlemon
He earned major punk points today. He's the canary in the coalmine. I hope he goes harder. #freedonlemon
If you are shocked by vacuous celebs being evil, amoral pieces of feces, it says more about cultural näivete. So much is based on the idea that people will have basic decency or "do the right thing." People still count on it. In this culture, that ship has sailed. Most are cannibals.
January 28, 2026 at 9:21 PM
If you are shocked by vacuous celebs being evil, amoral pieces of feces, it says more about cultural näivete. So much is based on the idea that people will have basic decency or "do the right thing." People still count on it. In this culture, that ship has sailed. Most are cannibals.
Quote 5 jobs you've had:
Drug store film developer (obsolete)
Record Store manager (obsolete)
Video and Cd duplication (obsolete)
Video store manager (obsolete)
Walmart wage slave
Drug store film developer (obsolete)
Record Store manager (obsolete)
Video and Cd duplication (obsolete)
Video store manager (obsolete)
Walmart wage slave
January 28, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Quote 5 jobs you've had:
Drug store film developer (obsolete)
Record Store manager (obsolete)
Video and Cd duplication (obsolete)
Video store manager (obsolete)
Walmart wage slave
Drug store film developer (obsolete)
Record Store manager (obsolete)
Video and Cd duplication (obsolete)
Video store manager (obsolete)
Walmart wage slave
I can think of nothing less meaningful than who plays the Superbowl halftime show. It's lipsynched and fake anyway.
Only Hawkwind fronted by Starscream could make me care.
Only Hawkwind fronted by Starscream could make me care.
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 AM
I can think of nothing less meaningful than who plays the Superbowl halftime show. It's lipsynched and fake anyway.
Only Hawkwind fronted by Starscream could make me care.
Only Hawkwind fronted by Starscream could make me care.
6 years without Reed. Still weird.
I got drunkenly pushed on stage at his memorial as I was one of last ten people who saw him. I apparently did well according to real friends.
I got overserved by "dudes" who thought I was awesome. I ended at home listening to Blind in tears.
I got drunkenly pushed on stage at his memorial as I was one of last ten people who saw him. I apparently did well according to real friends.
I got overserved by "dudes" who thought I was awesome. I ended at home listening to Blind in tears.
January 27, 2026 at 11:42 AM
6 years without Reed. Still weird.
I got drunkenly pushed on stage at his memorial as I was one of last ten people who saw him. I apparently did well according to real friends.
I got overserved by "dudes" who thought I was awesome. I ended at home listening to Blind in tears.
I got drunkenly pushed on stage at his memorial as I was one of last ten people who saw him. I apparently did well according to real friends.
I got overserved by "dudes" who thought I was awesome. I ended at home listening to Blind in tears.
Saw this coming.
January 27, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Saw this coming.
"It is not that power corrupts, it is that it is magnetic to the corruptable."
- Frank Herbert
- Frank Herbert
January 26, 2026 at 9:18 PM
"It is not that power corrupts, it is that it is magnetic to the corruptable."
- Frank Herbert
- Frank Herbert
We've got an inch or so of ice with maybe another inch of snow. The trees are skeletal and coated in ice. Basically enough to make driving or walking anywhere dangerous and certainly not enough to be fun. It's pretty I suppose.
January 25, 2026 at 9:42 PM
We've got an inch or so of ice with maybe another inch of snow. The trees are skeletal and coated in ice. Basically enough to make driving or walking anywhere dangerous and certainly not enough to be fun. It's pretty I suppose.
They killed him because he wasn't afraid.
January 24, 2026 at 10:39 PM
They killed him because he wasn't afraid.
Béarnaise on french fries is one of the best things I've eaten.
January 24, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Béarnaise on french fries is one of the best things I've eaten.
Our democracy ended with Citizens United. Now it's catching up.
January 24, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Our democracy ended with Citizens United. Now it's catching up.
Seeing The Plasmatics on Solid Gold was way cooler than seeing "Mr. Roboto."
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Seeing The Plasmatics on Solid Gold was way cooler than seeing "Mr. Roboto."
Jack Smith will go down in history today. No matter what.
January 22, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Jack Smith will go down in history today. No matter what.
I dig the Black Panthers going all 2nd amendment.
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I dig the Black Panthers going all 2nd amendment.
Every time I'm at Ollie's I try to resist the urge to buy The Client action figure. Having a pocket Werner Hertzog to mess with people is so tempting.
January 17, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Every time I'm at Ollie's I try to resist the urge to buy The Client action figure. Having a pocket Werner Hertzog to mess with people is so tempting.
Is selling everything I own, buying some land and building a cabin in the woods still an option?
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Is selling everything I own, buying some land and building a cabin in the woods still an option?
Red Led Media's Deep Space Nine re:View is trouncing Kurtzman's garbage Trek in views. It warms the heart.
January 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Red Led Media's Deep Space Nine re:View is trouncing Kurtzman's garbage Trek in views. It warms the heart.
It's become very obvious to me how much of U.S. society is dependent on people doing the right thing. This is fundamentally näive.
January 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
It's become very obvious to me how much of U.S. society is dependent on people doing the right thing. This is fundamentally näive.
Comply or die.
January 9, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Comply or die.
Andor is starting to look like a documentary.
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Andor is starting to look like a documentary.