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@basnight.bsky.social
Hey what the actual FUCK
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February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Hey what the actual FUCK
Mfw it's Game day and I'm thinking about the buffalo sauce 💦
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Mfw it's Game day and I'm thinking about the buffalo sauce 💦
I wrote a haiku about this very thing 😑
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I wrote a haiku about this very thing 😑
Too good.....🤭
(saw this....too good not to share.....)
Me: 😏
Them: 😌
Superball orgy invitation: cum for the snacks!!!
Everyone else: Hey careful with that spicy buffalo sauce!!!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Me: 😏
Them: 😌
Superball orgy invitation: cum for the snacks!!!
Everyone else: Hey careful with that spicy buffalo sauce!!!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Too good.....🤭
Heard about this and decided to do my own research....
Turns out in it's entire history the superbowl and taco Tuesday have only ever fallen on the same day once.... 🤔 Can someone confirm this??! ....🤔
Turns out in it's entire history the superbowl and taco Tuesday have only ever fallen on the same day once.... 🤔 Can someone confirm this??! ....🤔
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Heard about this and decided to do my own research....
Turns out in it's entire history the superbowl and taco Tuesday have only ever fallen on the same day once.... 🤔 Can someone confirm this??! ....🤔
Turns out in it's entire history the superbowl and taco Tuesday have only ever fallen on the same day once.... 🤔 Can someone confirm this??! ....🤔
(saw this....too good not to share.....)
Me: 😏
Them: 😌
Superball orgy invitation: cum for the snacks!!!
Everyone else: Hey careful with that spicy buffalo sauce!!!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Me: 😏
Them: 😌
Superball orgy invitation: cum for the snacks!!!
Everyone else: Hey careful with that spicy buffalo sauce!!!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
February 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
(saw this....too good not to share.....)
Me: 😏
Them: 😌
Superball orgy invitation: cum for the snacks!!!
Everyone else: Hey careful with that spicy buffalo sauce!!!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Me: 😏
Them: 😌
Superball orgy invitation: cum for the snacks!!!
Everyone else: Hey careful with that spicy buffalo sauce!!!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Go ahead and miss me with your sport ball 🏈......
... I'm here for the Snacks 🤤
.... I'm here for the Comercials 💅
....I'm here for the Uninhibited Busting 💦
... I'm here for the Snacks 🤤
.... I'm here for the Comercials 💅
....I'm here for the Uninhibited Busting 💦
February 8, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Go ahead and miss me with your sport ball 🏈......
... I'm here for the Snacks 🤤
.... I'm here for the Comercials 💅
....I'm here for the Uninhibited Busting 💦
... I'm here for the Snacks 🤤
.... I'm here for the Comercials 💅
....I'm here for the Uninhibited Busting 💦
Just goes to illustrate my point...... One of my earlier efforts but still ☺️
Been feeling rather pensive lately (because... reasons) and wrote this haiku. (Please be gentle since I just recently started getting into poetry)
It's taco Tuesday
Joy flows inside me–and I'm
nutting on the reg.
😒😔
It's taco Tuesday
Joy flows inside me–and I'm
nutting on the reg.
😒😔
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Just goes to illustrate my point...... One of my earlier efforts but still ☺️
See what I mean
There he sits – the frog,
Swollen with mad desire,
And yet somehow....sad
♥️💔
Swollen with mad desire,
And yet somehow....sad
♥️💔
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
See what I mean
Word for word, pound for pound, dollar for dollar...... Nothing beats the haiku's emotion-to-word ratio....it's Off the chain efficiency.
February 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Word for word, pound for pound, dollar for dollar...... Nothing beats the haiku's emotion-to-word ratio....it's Off the chain efficiency.
Haikus & the poetry of everyday thoughts.......
continue to watch this space.......😎🧐
continue to watch this space.......😎🧐
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Haikus & the poetry of everyday thoughts.......
continue to watch this space.......😎🧐
continue to watch this space.......😎🧐
So many people on here saying things like "ohhhhh I dONt EvEn caRE aBoUT exPResSIVE cHrOmaTiCisM" while meanwhile I'm over here with Tchaik 6 blasting on the stereo while I do some personal "blasting" of my own. smh 🤔
February 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
So many people on here saying things like "ohhhhh I dONt EvEn caRE aBoUT exPResSIVE cHrOmaTiCisM" while meanwhile I'm over here with Tchaik 6 blasting on the stereo while I do some personal "blasting" of my own. smh 🤔
"Nuttin' is free, but it ain't easy".....
....... Just kidding about that last part 😂😂😂🤤
....... Just kidding about that last part 😂😂😂🤤
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"Nuttin' is free, but it ain't easy".....
....... Just kidding about that last part 😂😂😂🤤
....... Just kidding about that last part 😂😂😂🤤
Bust like no one is listening,
Squirt like you've never been hurt,
Nut like nobody's watching,
Cream like it's heaven on earth
❤️ 💜 ❤️ 💜 🌎
Squirt like you've never been hurt,
Nut like nobody's watching,
Cream like it's heaven on earth
❤️ 💜 ❤️ 💜 🌎
February 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Bust like no one is listening,
Squirt like you've never been hurt,
Nut like nobody's watching,
Cream like it's heaven on earth
❤️ 💜 ❤️ 💜 🌎
Squirt like you've never been hurt,
Nut like nobody's watching,
Cream like it's heaven on earth
❤️ 💜 ❤️ 💜 🌎
Folks... I've come around again on haikus. There's something...almost poetic? About how they convey tone and emotion....
Swollen, plump, aroused—
The frog hops across the stream
Nutting all the way
🐸 🐸 🐸
Swollen, plump, aroused—
The frog hops across the stream
Nutting all the way
🐸 🐸 🐸
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Folks... I've come around again on haikus. There's something...almost poetic? About how they convey tone and emotion....
Swollen, plump, aroused—
The frog hops across the stream
Nutting all the way
🐸 🐸 🐸
Swollen, plump, aroused—
The frog hops across the stream
Nutting all the way
🐸 🐸 🐸
Grateful.
For warmth in winter
For shade in summer
For water in dry times
For nutting at all times
😏
For warmth in winter
For shade in summer
For water in dry times
For nutting at all times
😏
February 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Grateful.
For warmth in winter
For shade in summer
For water in dry times
For nutting at all times
😏
For warmth in winter
For shade in summer
For water in dry times
For nutting at all times
😏
Now as many of you know I've been celebrating "taco Tuesday" for years, and yet it didn't occur to me until today that there's something,, shall we say sexual about it??? 🤭🤭 Do you get it?? Taco ....Tuesday ...Taco 🌮🌮.....,,🤫🤭🤭
Do you get it??!?!
Do you get it??!?!
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Now as many of you know I've been celebrating "taco Tuesday" for years, and yet it didn't occur to me until today that there's something,, shall we say sexual about it??? 🤭🤭 Do you get it?? Taco ....Tuesday ...Taco 🌮🌮.....,,🤫🤭🤭
Do you get it??!?!
Do you get it??!?!
Saw this sign and squirted instantly
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Saw this sign and squirted instantly
There's a special thrill--dare I say the thrill of transgression? -- having tacos on a Sunday (Sinday? Shhhh 🤭🤫). But seriously folks....
Chicken tinga -- lick my finga!
Chicken tinga -- lick my finga!
January 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
There's a special thrill--dare I say the thrill of transgression? -- having tacos on a Sunday (Sinday? Shhhh 🤭🤫). But seriously folks....
Chicken tinga -- lick my finga!
Chicken tinga -- lick my finga!
They call it "no nut November" and yet there are four Tuesdays in November last I checked......
..... someone please help me out because the maths just aren't mathing 🤣🤣🙃🤣😏
..... someone please help me out because the maths just aren't mathing 🤣🤣🙃🤣😏
January 23, 2026 at 1:18 AM
They call it "no nut November" and yet there are four Tuesdays in November last I checked......
..... someone please help me out because the maths just aren't mathing 🤣🤣🙃🤣😏
..... someone please help me out because the maths just aren't mathing 🤣🤣🙃🤣😏
It should be illegal to post on Facebook
January 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
It should be illegal to post on Facebook
Thirsty Thursday and Taco Tuesday are destined to become one......
..... But I guess some of ya'll aren't ready for that conversation
😏🙃
..... But I guess some of ya'll aren't ready for that conversation
😏🙃
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Thirsty Thursday and Taco Tuesday are destined to become one......
..... But I guess some of ya'll aren't ready for that conversation
😏🙃
..... But I guess some of ya'll aren't ready for that conversation
😏🙃
YES I'm manspreading YES it makes me feel in control YES it is natural YES it makes me vulnerable to attacks on my genitals
January 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
YES I'm manspreading YES it makes me feel in control YES it is natural YES it makes me vulnerable to attacks on my genitals
Agggh it's Monday and I didn't think I could make it one more day. Had the shakes, blue balled out the wazoo.... Then put a single tortilla on the stove and nutted instantaneously!!!!!
🌮🤣😧😪😪😪😪
🌮🤣😧😪😪😪😪
January 20, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Agggh it's Monday and I didn't think I could make it one more day. Had the shakes, blue balled out the wazoo.... Then put a single tortilla on the stove and nutted instantaneously!!!!!
🌮🤣😧😪😪😪😪
🌮🤣😧😪😪😪😪
Melancholy frog-
Feels his sadness arise from
Nature's need to nut
Feels his sadness arise from
Nature's need to nut
January 16, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Melancholy frog-
Feels his sadness arise from
Nature's need to nut
Feels his sadness arise from
Nature's need to nut