Basil Seal
@basilseal1.bsky.social
Well here I am in the 21st Century,
Have to say it ain't as cool as I hoped it'd be.
No man on the moon, nobody on Mars,
and where the hell is my flying car?
Account focussed on farming, dogs, tractors and Putin's genocidal invasion of Ukraine.
Have to say it ain't as cool as I hoped it'd be.
No man on the moon, nobody on Mars,
and where the hell is my flying car?
Account focussed on farming, dogs, tractors and Putin's genocidal invasion of Ukraine.
How elon musk sees himself.
how everyone else sees him
how everyone else sees him
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
How elon musk sees himself.
how everyone else sees him
how everyone else sees him
He's with monkey Jesus now.
September 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
He's with monkey Jesus now.
If only trump got as angry about putin bombing civilians as he does about a contractor scratching his glorified patio.
August 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If only trump got as angry about putin bombing civilians as he does about a contractor scratching his glorified patio.
Robin has made a home in my nut and bolt rack in the workshop
June 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Robin has made a home in my nut and bolt rack in the workshop
"We will stop wasting council tax payer's money on woke DEI nonsense forthwith and start wasting it on pointless flagshaging instead."
May 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"We will stop wasting council tax payer's money on woke DEI nonsense forthwith and start wasting it on pointless flagshaging instead."
Over on the shithole app, the "Rachel from complaints" people are outraged at the inherent misogyny of the BBC for daring to mention Andrea Jenkins once worked for Greggs.
May 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Over on the shithole app, the "Rachel from complaints" people are outraged at the inherent misogyny of the BBC for daring to mention Andrea Jenkins once worked for Greggs.
This fighter jet is woke.
April 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
This fighter jet is woke.
OTOH russia did send the son of deputy director of the FBI to die in a meatwave, OTOH, looking at that photo, i'm getting the vibe that there might actually have been a good reason for that one.
April 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
OTOH russia did send the son of deputy director of the FBI to die in a meatwave, OTOH, looking at that photo, i'm getting the vibe that there might actually have been a good reason for that one.
spot the difference
April 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
spot the difference
MAGA facts of life
Mommy how are babies made?
When a mummy & a daddy love attention very much, daddy gives mummy a seed, in a little Tupperware pot, and the mummy puts it inside herself, with a turkey baster, then she tells her instagram followers that she's having Elon's baby to boost engagement
Mommy how are babies made?
When a mummy & a daddy love attention very much, daddy gives mummy a seed, in a little Tupperware pot, and the mummy puts it inside herself, with a turkey baster, then she tells her instagram followers that she's having Elon's baby to boost engagement
April 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
MAGA facts of life
Mommy how are babies made?
When a mummy & a daddy love attention very much, daddy gives mummy a seed, in a little Tupperware pot, and the mummy puts it inside herself, with a turkey baster, then she tells her instagram followers that she's having Elon's baby to boost engagement
Mommy how are babies made?
When a mummy & a daddy love attention very much, daddy gives mummy a seed, in a little Tupperware pot, and the mummy puts it inside herself, with a turkey baster, then she tells her instagram followers that she's having Elon's baby to boost engagement
this is why trump wants Greenland
(Trump's Law: the dumbest answer is always the correct one)
(Trump's Law: the dumbest answer is always the correct one)
March 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
this is why trump wants Greenland
(Trump's Law: the dumbest answer is always the correct one)
(Trump's Law: the dumbest answer is always the correct one)
Dear Elmo, have you tried not being a cunt?
March 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Dear Elmo, have you tried not being a cunt?
Sitting on that sofa in the Oval office, Rubio looked like a guy who'd persuaded his wife to agree to an open marriage thinking he'd get to shag 25 year old underwear models, but now his wife is making out with the pool boy at the barbecue he invited all his friends to.
March 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sitting on that sofa in the Oval office, Rubio looked like a guy who'd persuaded his wife to agree to an open marriage thinking he'd get to shag 25 year old underwear models, but now his wife is making out with the pool boy at the barbecue he invited all his friends to.
I really want the exploding rocket guy to fire everyone at Boeing, have some 19 year olds he recruited from 4chan with screen names like big balls and Kuckmaster1488 finish the build in record time and then insist that no woke DEI hire flies the plane and have Eric pilot it instead.
February 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I really want the exploding rocket guy to fire everyone at Boeing, have some 19 year olds he recruited from 4chan with screen names like big balls and Kuckmaster1488 finish the build in record time and then insist that no woke DEI hire flies the plane and have Eric pilot it instead.
While Vice president J D Vance lectures Europe about free speech, back home in the US free speech absolutist and de facto US president Elon Musk calls for journalists to be jailed for disagreeing with him.
February 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
While Vice president J D Vance lectures Europe about free speech, back home in the US free speech absolutist and de facto US president Elon Musk calls for journalists to be jailed for disagreeing with him.
MAGA want to make wanking illegal now;
"but officer, i was just cleaning it, when it went off in my hand..."
"but officer, i was just cleaning it, when it went off in my hand..."
January 23, 2025 at 10:11 AM
MAGA want to make wanking illegal now;
"but officer, i was just cleaning it, when it went off in my hand..."
"but officer, i was just cleaning it, when it went off in my hand..."
If musk is so concerned about rape victims, why did he spend millions of $ getting an adjudicated rapist and self confessed "pussy grabber" elected as US president?
January 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If musk is so concerned about rape victims, why did he spend millions of $ getting an adjudicated rapist and self confessed "pussy grabber" elected as US president?
bluesky allows users to block their post being used in quote tweets. this is the original before the idiot realised he could do this.
January 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
bluesky allows users to block their post being used in quote tweets. this is the original before the idiot realised he could do this.
December 30, 2024 at 9:55 PM
you'd need a heart of stone not to laugh
December 27, 2024 at 2:08 PM
you'd need a heart of stone not to laugh
This is why education is important. I hereby take back all the rude things i ever said about geography teachers.
December 3, 2024 at 2:21 PM
This is why education is important. I hereby take back all the rude things i ever said about geography teachers.